The all-round academic master's girlfriend

Chapter 336 Stupid Human



Chapter 336 Stupid Human

After seeing the white peacock, Tang Yuze and Xia Jinxi needed to cross a wooden suspension bridge to the other side.

"Xiao Xi, can you walk on this suspension bridge? If not, how about we go around from the other side?"

After arriving at the suspension bridge, Tang Yuze suddenly remembered that his sister was a little afraid of heights.

The last time they went to climb Qingyun Mountain, they took the bottomless cable car to go down the mountain. Xia Jinxi's face did not look very good at that time.

Looking at the suspension bridge again, although Tang Yuze could see that there was no possibility of problems with the bridge, the creaking sound of the wooden suspension bridge swaying with the crowd might sound a bit scary for people with acrophobia.

"If you don't look down...it should be okay." Xia Jinxi said uncertainly.

Tang Yuze felt that the situation was rather dangerous after seeing her reaction.

"How about I carry you up the suspension bridge, and you bury your face in my arms so you can't see what's below."

Tang Yuze casually proposed a bad idea, but he was actually preparing to take Xia Jinxi on a detour.

"Then forget it, let's just walk across the suspension bridge."

However, after hearing Tang Yuze's dirty trick, Xia Jinxi suddenly felt less scared and stepped on the wooden floor of the suspension bridge.

The brother and sister crossed the suspension bridge and not far away, they arrived at the area where golden monkeys were raised.

Xia Jinxi was lying on the glass watching the monkeys combing their hair. A little monkey came towards her and stretched out its short little hands to her.

But it was too short, and even if Xia Jinxi squatted down, she couldn't high-five it.

The largest female monkey inside seemed to notice Xia Jinxi's actions and climbed down from the highest point of the cave.

The golden-haired mother monkey lifted her baby toward the viewing corridor. The little monkey's palms were pressed against Xia Jinxi's through the glass, and the pink pads on the five fingers could be clearly seen.

Tang Yuze sighed, his sister was so popular with the small animals.

"The primate DNA is 98% similar."

Tang Yuze once again started telling some strange little-known facts.

At the same time, he was also thinking that in the past zoos would often arrange some interactions between monkeys and humans because monkeys were more human-like.

But most of the monkeys are too naughty and often get into trouble, so the zoo finally decided to lock them up.

"Wow, red panda!"

After passing through the territory of the golden monkeys, Tang Yuze and Xia Jinxi soon arrived at the giant panda breeding base.

Inside the floor-to-ceiling glass, a chubby panda cub was holding a piece of green bamboo, chewing it with a "crunch, crunch" sound like it was chewing sugarcane.

The bamboo chips stuck to its black nose, but it was completely unaware. It kicked its hind legs and fell on its back, still holding the bamboo tightly in its arms.

I have to say that giant pandas are naturally funny and cute. They are likable no matter how you look at them. No wonder they are regarded as national treasures.

"It tastes better than you do."

Tang Yuze nudged Xia Jinxi with his elbow, remembering that he had taken her to a particularly delicious charcoal barbecue last week, which left Xia Jinxi's mouth full of grease.

"Just like you, once you are happy eating, you will turn into a little cat."

He smiled and reached out, gently scraping the tip of her nose with his fingertips.

"Well... that's not my fault. I can only blame the grill chef for grilling it so well."

"Well, I don't blame you. When we have a chance in the future, let's buy a stove and I'll take you to barbecue outdoors."

"Really?"

When Xia Jinxi heard that Tang Yuze was going to make something delicious for her again, her eyes suddenly lit up.

The little panda glanced at Xia Jinxi, who had just been looking at him with joy, but after just a minute he couldn't take his eyes off Tang Yuze. He couldn't help but sigh that humans are a race that gets bored easily.

It’s better to be a panda. Look how devoted it is to bamboo!

After watching the red panda turn the corner, I saw a huge adult panda slowly climbing up the wooden frame.

It twisted its buttocks and sat firmly on the highest point, and skillfully used its front paws to pry open a thick bamboo, revealing the tender green core inside.

Compared to the little panda just now, this old panda is obviously lazier and more picky about food.

"This old man only eats the tenderest parts. He's such a picky eater."

Xia Jinxi muttered softly.

The panda seemed to have heard their conversation. It glanced over here with its black eyes, and then suddenly picked up the half-eaten pillar with a nimble movement, as if it was going to throw it at the audience, scaring the children and making them scream.

But in fact, he just made a gesture and did not really throw the pillar over. Then he put the pillar down and waved to the audience.

"Is it teasing us?"

Xia Jinxi widened her eyes and waved at the giant panda.

"Or maybe it was protesting that we interrupted its lunch."

Tang Yuze analyzed it seriously, then quietly took out his cell phone and took a photo of Xia Jinxi waving to the giant panda.

"Did you secretly take a photo of me?"

She narrowed her eyes.

"Where's the evidence?"

He plays dumb.

“The evidence is right here!”

Xia Jinxi suddenly attacked and reached out to grab Tang Yuze's cell phone.

As a result, Tang Yuze reacted very quickly and raised the phone above his head. Not only did Xia Jinxi jump up and down to reach it, but Tang Yuze also took the opportunity to hug her slender waist.

"Don't be naughty, Xiaoxi. If there weren't so many children here, you would have been executed on the spot."

Tang Yuze leaned close to Xia Jinxi's little ear and gave her a tingling warning.

"Humph, you talk just like my brother dares to do that when no one is around."

Xia Jinxi snorted and decided to settle the score with Tang Yuze when she got home in the evening.

Inside the glass window, the adult panda yawned lazily, as if expressing disdain for human's childish behavior.


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