mtl008 Chapter 149 Totti's Laughing Chapter Collection [Part 2, please subscribe! 】
Chapter 149 Totti's Laughing Chapter Collection [Part 2, please subscribe! 】
Chapter 149 Totti's Joke Collection [Second update, please subscribe! 】
With a swish, Su Dong forcefully opened the thick curtains of the hotel room.
In an instant, the whole room suddenly lit up.
This four-star hotel is located near Plaza España in the downtown area of Rome. Since the earliest flight back to Lisbon will have to wait until this afternoon, after the game last night, Sporting Lisbon stayed in Rome for an extra night.
The city of Rome is known as a scenic spot in three steps, and there are ruins everywhere.
The window of Su Dong’s room is facing a small street, less than 200 meters to the north, is Plaza de España, the filming location of the famous movie “Roman Holiday”. The downstairs of the hotel is a K-shaped intersection, and a huge stone pillar stands in the middle of the intersection. Under the stone pillar is a small parking lot, which is full.
For this seemingly inconspicuous place, Albertini told everyone last night that this stone pillar is called the Pillar of the Holy Spirit, and four Jewish prophets, including Moses and David, are engraved on the cornerstone. At the top of the stone pillar stands a statue of the Virgin Mary. She was pregnant by the Holy Spirit, and Jesus was left behind.
Su Dong didn't know it before, when he looked at it yesterday morning, he thought it was just an ordinary stone pillar, but when he looked at it again this morning, he found that this stone pillar really had such a holy aura under the bright sunlight.
Rome, the Eternal City!
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Last night's game ended with Sporting Lisbon reversing Lazio [-]-[-].
Su Dong's shot broke through Peruzzi's goal, and the Italian national goalkeeper failed to block the ball.
At the last minute, Su Dong reversed the opponent for Sporting Lisbon, which made the Lazio fans furious. When Sporting Lisbon was about to leave the field, many Lazio fans insulted the Sporting Lisbon players, especially Su Dong, and there were some racially discriminatory remarks.
Even later, the Sporting Lisbon bus almost couldn't leave the Olympic Stadium.
Italy, especially the home ground of the Roman duo, has a very fanatical atmosphere, and it is also a hard-hit area for racial discrimination.
Apart from the troubled fans, Sudong was most impressed by the angry, unwilling, but helpless eyes of Stam, Simeone and others, as well as Mikhailovich's guilt.
When Su Dong walked past them with a smile in the victor's posture, he even looked at them a few more times, but Stam pretended to be calm, while Simeone gritted his teeth with hatred, which made Su Dong feel very satisfied and proud.
Needless to say Stam, the world's top central defender, and although Simeone is not the world's top midfielder, he is at least an Argentine international. In addition, the Beckham red card incident made him world-famous, so Su Dong is still very proud to make them deflate.
After passing by, I heard Simeone gritted his teeth and uttered a cruel sentence from a distance, "Go to Lisbon next time, see if I don't kill you!"
But how could Su Dong care about this?
The away game is [-] to [-]. This advantage is not ordinary.
As long as they return to the home court and keep this score without conceding two or more goals, the team can still advance.
On the football field, after all, heroes must be judged by victory or defeat.
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Although the game was played late, the players woke up early.
After washing up, Su Dong, Ronnie and the others went to the hotel to have breakfast together.
Since the team was on an afternoon flight and won again last night, free time was allowed in the morning.
Su Dong, Ronnie, Pepe, Quaresma and others made an appointment with Albertini last night, and they were going to take a stroll in Rome in the morning.
Only at 07:30, everyone left the hotel.
After admiring the Pillar of the Holy Spirit, I went directly to the Plaza de España and the Steps, but to be honest, I was a little disappointed.
It's very romantic in the movie, but it doesn't feel very good in reality.
Since the time is early, there are not many people, but there is nothing to go shopping.
Going south, not far away is the Trevi Fountain, which is the Trevi Fountain. It feels much better than the Plaza de España. The fountain is very large and the sculptures are also great, but there are a lot of people.
Interestingly, when flipping a coin to make a wish, Ronnie made a wish for himself, hoping to join the giants and become the best player in the world, and then he flipped another coin.
"It was thrown for my friend Jose Semedo, who said he would hit me if he didn't throw it back."
"He wants to make a wish, that he can change his girlfriend once a month, and that he will always be happy in love."
Everyone almost fell down when they heard it. Can this kind of wish come true?
Do you really think you are the male protagonist of a YY novel?
Because of Su Dong and Ronnie, Jose Semedo is also an acquaintance in the first team, but most people's deepest impression of him is picking up girls. What can this guy do? No. 1 in picking up girls.
So much so that Jardl, who left the team at the time, laughed and teased that he clicked on the wrong talent tree and focused his football talent on the talent of picking up girls.
Su Dong's wish is very simple. He hopes that his family will be healthy and safe, and his football will be smooth sailing.
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From the Trevi Fountain to the Colosseum, and then back to the Pantheon, walk and stroll all the way to the Vatican City.
Although they just finished a high-intensity game last night, Su Dong and others are professional players after all, and their feet are much faster than ordinary people. Walking these roads is not even a warm-up for them.
Stroll around, pass the San Angel Bridge, and enter the Vatican, the country within a country.
First, we visited Castel Sant'Angelo, and walked to St. Peter's Square on Concorde Avenue to feed the pigeons. After visiting the Vatican, it was almost noon, and everyone sat under the huge stone pillars in the square to rest.
Andre Cruz took out the newspaper he bought at the newsstand on the way, and read it leisurely.
Early this morning, the Italian media were all reporting on Lazio's upset loss to Sporting Lisbon last night. There were a few articles reporting on Su Dong, but they were all superficial. After all, Su Dong was their opponent.
"The collection of Totti's jokes has been updated again." André Crews laughed.
"What?" Su Dong asked strangely.
"The Italian media made some jokes about Prince Totti of Rome." Andre Cruz laughed.
Su Dong also had a very good impression of Totti, so he approached it with great interest, and found that it was all in Italian, which he couldn't understand.
"Andrei, read and listen."
Everyone is also very curious, how will the media make fun of Totti?
Seeing that his teammates were so interested, Andre Krust took a sip of water and moistened his throat before speaking.
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One day, Capello met Mancini in the Football Association, and he asked: "Robert, how did you let Lazio lead our Roma this season?"
Mancini replied: "It's simple, I'm surrounded by smart players."
Capello was not convinced and asked: "How do you prove it?"
Mancini replied: "It's too easy, I'll call Fiore, ask him a question and you'll understand."
So, Mancini called Fiore and asked him: "Stefano, you answer me a little riddle, if your father has a child, and your mother also has a child, but this child is neither your sister nor your brother, who is he?"
Fiore replied on the spot: "Coach, it's too simple, this kid is me."
Capello was very surprised when he heard it, "It's too powerful, this can really test the IQ of players."
Therefore, Capello decided to conduct such a test in the Roma team. He first found the captain Totti.
"Francesco, I'm going to give you a test. You answer me a very simple question. If your father has a child and your mother has a child, but this child is neither your sister nor your brother, who is he?"
Totti was puzzled, "Not my sister, not my brother, who is he? Coach, please give me 10 minutes, I will think about it."
Totti asked his teammates to help, and told them about Capello's problem, and everyone looked at each other in blank dismay.
Both Candela and Cassano racked their brains, but they still couldn't figure it out.
Totti had no choice, so he began to expand the scope and asked everyone in the training base, but still no one understood.
Finally he asked the warehouse keeper.
"Oh, Francesco, are you an idiot? The answer is simple, the child is me, isn't it?"
Totti suddenly realized, and immediately ran to Capello, "Coach, I know the answer."
Capello was very happy, "Okay, okay, Francesco, tell me, who is that child?"
Totti said proudly, "It's Nino, the warehouse manager."
Capello was dumbfounded for a few seconds, shook his head and sighed: "It seems that you are really stupid."
"Isn't it?" Totti was confused.
Capello roared furiously: "Of course not, that kid is Fiore!"
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Andre Crews even imitated his tone so vividly that everyone laughed out loud.
Is this too bad?
Have you ever seen such a joke about the star?
"Our Italian media is still very humorous." Albertini also smiled.
This joke is not only ridiculing Tony, but also Roma players and Capello. Who made Roma's poor performance this season, far behind the rival Lazio in the same city?
"Actually, the Romans still like Totti very much. However, Rome's performance this season is really not good, so they can only express their love for Totti through the collection of Totti's jokes." Andre Cruz laughed slyly.
He's been chasing Totti jokes all the time.
"Andrei, tell me a few more words." Ronnie also felt very amused.
Everyone wants to hear it too.
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Totti's fiancée, Brassie, works in a TV station, so she is a cultural person, so he advised Totti to learn more.
At one point, he said to Totti: "Francesco, you should read more. Have you read Shakespeare?"
"I read it," said Totti, "but I don't remember who wrote it."
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One day, Gattuso, Vieri and Totti appeared together in front of the magic mirror, who warned them: "Be careful, whoever lies to me will disappear."
Gattuso was the first to speak: "I think, I am the most handsome in Italy." As soon as the words fell, he disappeared.
Vieri was the second to go to the mirror: "I think, I am the smartest in Italy." As soon as he finished speaking, he disappeared.
When it was Totti's turn, he said: "I think..."
Before he finished speaking, he disappeared.
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Fiancee Brassie said: "Darling, the 90-69-90 size is not fashionable anymore, you know?"
Totti said: "Of course I know, think about it, the size of the Olympic Stadium is 47-95!"
……
The most famous couple in the capital Rome are making out.
Fiancee Brassie said: "Say something hot to me honey."
Totti said: "Candela!" (candela means candle.)
Brassey said, "Okay! Say something hard to me."
Totti said: "Lima!" (lima means file.)
Brassey said, "Okay, tell me something dirty."
Totti was furious: "Lazio people, I have [-] generations of your ancestors!"
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