mtl008 Chapter 313 This one might be a bit disgusting
Chapter 313 This one might be a bit disgusting
"You want my manure to fertilize the trees?!" The four-legged creature took a step back, its gray eyes wide open, staring incredulously at Puss in Boots!
"Ahem, you just need to collect it regularly." Puss in Boots awkwardly scratched the ground with her paws, but since she was already there, she gritted her teeth and continued:
Anyway, your house didn't have a toilet to begin with, it was just a bucket—wait a minute! If the Pixiu's house doesn't have a toilet, where do you relieve yourself?
Uh—, Director, don't suddenly change the subject! Caught off guard by the question, the four-faced creature froze on its furry, fair face, a blush instantly spreading across its cheeks, and shouted angrily!
The four Pixiu behind them looked at each other, and then fell into deep thought.
"Has the Four-Unlikes ever gone to the toilet?" Tianlu asked.
"Never seen it before." Bai Jie and Bi Xie shook their heads in unison.
I know that. The Four-Faced Beast always takes care of things outside. I saw him sneaking off to relieve himself when we went to eat Cloud Dew together. Seventy-Seven spoke up crisply, his tail wagging happily twice—finally able to join their conversation.
"Plum blossoms, sun, blue circle, square, please stop talking!" The four Pixiu inside the house were discussing excitedly, while the four misfits at the door were so annoyed they were about to collapse!
It felt like knives were being stabbed into his heart from behind!
Puss in Boots' gaze grew increasingly strange. He frantically pushed the director out of the house, slamming the door shut to block out all the sounds inside and outside!
The four Pixiu looked at each other, their expressions barely able to contain their laughter, and the atmosphere in the room became very cheerful.
When the Four-Faced Beast returned after discussing things with Puss in Boots outside, they saw the Pixie carrying a bucket out of the storeroom, with a black plastic film covering the bucket.
Little plum blossom? What are you holding, a trash can? It doesn't seem like it.
Oh, this will be your toilet from now on.
Four Unlikes:
The film on top can be peeled off to hold it, making it easy for you to deliver it to the director.
No, Little Plum Blossom, are you serious? I haven't even said yes yet! The Four-Faced Beast's ethereal image has been completely ruined, and it looks utterly bewildered!
Seven white clouds drifted by, and sunlight refracted into them, creating a seven-colored halo.
Puss in Boots took a deep breath in front of the Qilin Cave, and with a determined look, knocked on the stone door: thump—thump—thump—
A dull sound echoed, and soon the stone door slowly opened a crack, revealing the head of the First Qilin.
He braced himself against the doorframe with one paw, his blue eyes unexpectedly locking onto Puss in Boots: Huh? It's the director. What brings you to my house? Need to borrow my sons for filming again?
Puss in Boots raised his head and smiled awkwardly, a bead of cold sweat beading on his forehead: Ah, no, there's actually another reason I came here this time.
Shortly after……
puff! !
The Qilin spat out the cloud dew it had just eaten onto the ground. It raised its face incredulously, pointing at itself, its tail swaying wildly in shock: "Director, you want our family's excrement?!"
Ah, yes. Puss in Boots nodded, fiddling with the cup with his head down.
Shi Qilin opened his mouth, then couldn't help but mutter under his breath: "That little black cat's thoughts are really hard to understand..."
Well, cats do have pretty good hearing.
Oh, okay then. By the way, director, what do you need all this for? Shi Qilin blinked and changed the subject with an innocent look on his face.
Puss in Boots turned his face away: Fertilizing...
The stone door behind them closed slowly, its heavy sound echoing.
Without turning her head, Puss in Boots silently composed herself. After a brief moment of adjustment, she stepped into the woods and headed towards another house.
A gentle stream flows, the shade of trees ripples on the water, and in front of the cave, Lychee and Zhuangzhuang, their fur flowing, look completely bewildered!
"Director, you want my...that?" Lychee pointed to herself, her beautiful eyes already showing signs of doubt about her fertility.
—She, a graceful Qilin, is suddenly being summoned to her door by a director? What kind of magical plot is this? Doesn't she care about her image?!
"Ahem, yes." Puss in Boots coughed twice and nodded, despairingly realizing she was actually starting to get used to it!
Seven cycles of the sun and moon have passed, and Puss in Boots has taken the time to visit all the mythical beasts that can be visited in the mountains.
Amidst the utterly shocked expressions of the mythical beasts, she led her people to drag away the pure, natural, high-quality farmyard manure produced by the beasts.
This day.
Puss in Boots stared at the neat row of sealed containers in front of him, wondering what was inside.
She couldn't help but start to doubt her existence: What have I been doing all this time?
"I need some shit." Xiaohang answered from the side.
Puss in Boots couldn't help but cover his face.
These words were so blunt, so blunt that she now feels ashamed to face anyone!
Well, the director of the crew is online complaining, and all the mythical creatures are shocked and questioning her. Finally, when Optimus Prime appears, he amazes everyone!
The plot couldn't possibly have developed like this. Who would have the time to come back and mock me? The way they looked at me was a kind of heartbreaking concern!
Puss in Boots looked up at the sky in despair. After a moment, he composed himself, sent someone to deliver farmyard manure to Optimus Prime, and then led his staff to the filming location for the day.
Embarrassing as it may be, the work still needs to be done. Today is the first time we're filming Fat Lang Shen's debut, and she has to take charge of the overall situation, so she can only grit her teeth and go on!
While the film crew was busy, on the other side...
The old goat's eyelids twitched as he watched bucket after bucket of farmyard manure being carried into the yard. His cane pounded on the ground, and the veins on the back of his hand bulged so much they seemed to be grinding sparks out of them!
The towering tree, its roots encircling the delicious fertilizer bin, chuckled with delight.
However, upon looking up, she met the goat's unfriendly gaze: "We agreed to eat outside, don't ruin my old man's yard." The old goat pointed irritably towards the door.
The towering tree nimbly pulled up its roots, twirled its tendrils and slid out, dragging away the manure while muttering to itself: "It's not like the tree can't be cleaned up. Who knows, it might even fertilize the flowers and plants in your yard."
"Get out of here!" came the old goat's angry shout. The image of the goat's bristling beard and glaring eyes flashed through his mind, and the Sky-Piercing Tree sped up and disappeared in a flash!
Stir-frying on a country dirt road, he dragged several buckets of farmyard manure, already planning where to enjoy this delicious meal.
Although the old goat always disliked the things in the bucket in his vegetable garden, they were still produced by mythical beasts, especially since many of them came from Qilin, which were all treasures!
The Sky-Piercing Tree felt that if it absorbed any unclean nutrients, it should keep them within the family—truly keeping the good stuff within the family.
When he arrived at the edge of the field, he was greeted by a sea of green, with various vegetables swaying gracefully in the fields, their leaves plump and glossy, looking incredibly juicy.
A casual glance at the towering tree reveals a striking white tail, prominently planted in the ground and swaying amidst a sea of fresh colors.
It's like a mechanical husky mixed into a wolf pack; the whole experience is completely different!
Hey, little wolf! The Sky Tree recognized the little wolf cub who often came to the old goat's house to cause trouble at a glance.
Yue Tian's tail stiffened, his small body trembled, and he slowly straightened up and turned around. He secretly hid the cucumber in his paw behind his back, and his little face pulled out an awkward smile: "Oh, it's the old tree spirit. What brings you here?"
Little wolf, do you want to get beaten up again?
How could that be! I just came to check on the quality of Old Man Sheep's vegetable garden and have a taste! You know, wolves don't eat vegetables!
Yue Tian retorted indignantly, secretly stuffing the half-eaten cucumber into her tail.
—After all, food shouldn't be wasted, and that would only result in a worse beating.
Optimus Prime blinked its exaggerated, cross-shaped eyes: Little guy, are you serious?
"Ahem, so what brings you here?" Yue Tian abruptly changed the subject.
Oh! It's me, Shushu, here to enjoy some delicious food.
Delicious? Yue Tian became interested upon hearing this.
"Yes, little guy, you should be interested too, want to try some?" Optimus Prime lifted the lid of one of the buckets.
It was filled with a seven-colored substance that looked like flowing nectar, and the surface of the nectar reflected a faint luster. The texture was so thick that it stuck together!
What is this? It looks like it's of very high quality. Yue Tian curiously climbed up to look at it, and the shimmering nectar inside made him reach out his little paw to try it out.
This is fertilizer.
Huh? What? Yue Tian looked up in confusion, her little paws hovering in mid-air.
The towering tree smiled wickedly, its red lips curving upwards: "This is top-grade farmyard manure produced by the Qilin, my absolute favorite!"
"Here are also vegetarian droppings from herbivorous divine beasts and carnivorous droppings from meat-eating divine beasts. Which one would you like to try, little wolf?"
Unbeknownst to Yue Tian, her little paws retracted, her pupils widening as she stared frantically into the bucket…
A moment later, he suddenly pushed off with his hind paw, instantly retreating 3 meters, his claws trembling as he pointed at the towering tree: You...you! You want to feed me shit?!
Hey, why is Shushu feeding poop to the little wolf? Poop is too vulgar. This is called high-grade farmyard manure, made from cloud and mist crystals produced by the Qilin, and rich in auspicious energy!
Ahhhhh! Get away from me!!