The daily life of the crew of "Beasts".

Chapter 212 Orthopedics and Pseudo-Orthopedics, Online Comments

The three brothers exchanged glances, their eyes bursting with joy. Tianlu suddenly rushed out, and Baijie and Bixie also leaped to the ground. The three Pixiu rushed towards each other and suddenly hugged each other.

"Waaaaah! I thought I'd never see you again!" Tianlu pouted, looking like she was about to cry.

Even with its eyes bloodshot, Bixie still relentlessly berated the beast. "You short-legged beast, you can't even jump over a cliff!"

"I had already jumped over it!"

"Okay, okay, it's good that you're back, mmm..." Bai Jie cried tears of joy, her eyes glistening, and a tear rolled down her cheek.

"Hey, hey, hey, Bai Jie, don't cry! I'm fine, we brothers will never be separated again! Don't cry."

"Hmm...yeah!"

Bai Jie wiped away her tears, and Bi Xie hugged her two younger brothers, their three heads touching.

……

When the three brothers were reunited, the four-legged creature stood alone to the side. A gentle breeze swirled the leaves past him, and he pursed his lips and closed his eyes.

"Oh right, I met two good beasts. They gave me golden balls to eat, but their names are so strange. They call me Father and Mother."

The Four-Faced Beast's ears twitched, and upon hearing Tianlu's words, it immediately leaned over and interjected, "They don't call me Father or Mother, they call Shi Qilin and Yu Qilin my Father and Mother."

"Hey, who are you?" Tianlu turned his head in confusion.

Bixie opened his mouth, then somewhat guiltily revealed the truth, "Uh... Tianlu, actually it's like this..."

Going back to when the Four-Faced Beasts made their demands...

"I will help you save your brother, but... you must stay by my side for 500 years."

"Eh."

Bixie was slightly stunned, then his eyes narrowed and he nodded sharply.

"it is good!"

……

"That's the way it is..."

Bixie lowered its head and lightly tossed its hind paws to the ground, but Tianlu only paused for a moment before nonchalantly embracing its two brothers.

"Hey, it's okay, it's just 500 years, right? It'll be over in the blink of an eye. Anyway, we'll never be apart again!"

Si Bu Xiang watched them embrace, and couldn't help but look a little downcast, but he was comforted that there were still beasts who remembered him.

Bai Jie snuggled closer to her two older brothers and looked up at them. "By the way, what did you mean by 'father' and 'mother' earlier?"

"Oh right, is it edible?" Tianlu asked curiously.

The four-legged creature immediately perked up again, saying, "My parents and fathers are my parents. They gave birth to me together, so they are my parents."

"Oh—!" Tianlu clapped its paws in sudden realization, "Two Qilin together can give birth to another Qilin. So if I'm with Bixie Baijie, we can each give birth to another one..."

Boom——!

The world suddenly darkened, and a streak of brilliant yellow lightning appeared, winding its way down, scattering dense lightning wherever it passed, as if the air itself had been cracked!

"Uh ah ah ah ah!"

A scream rang out as a pillar of lightning enveloped Tianlu. Baijie, Bixie, and Sibuxiang, who were less than two meters away, instinctively leaned back, their minds blank, forgetting even to escape.

Three seconds later, the lightning gradually dissipated, the sky brightened, the weeds on the ground disappeared, and the soil sank several centimeters down. Tianlu lay in the depression, his body emitting white smoke, his life or death unknown.

"Tianlu!"

Bai Jie and Bi Xie rushed forward nervously, but before they could do anything, Tian Lu suddenly sat up, startling them both.

“The Evil-Repelling Beast and the Four-Unlikes can lay eggs together.” After saying this quickly and expressionlessly, Tianlu looked up at the sky. The wind was calm and the sky was clear.

"Tianlu and Sibuxiang can lay eggs together." The sky remained clear, with a warm breeze and sunshine.

"The Hundred-Symptoms and the Four-Unlikes can lay eggs together." Everything remained peaceful.

"Tianlu and Bixie..."

brush--

As darkness fell, inky black clouds instantly covered half the sky, the air almost solidified, and the oppressive atmosphere made it hard for the beast to breathe!

Tianlu swallowed the rest of his words, and all the strange changes disappeared in the blink of an eye. The sky brightened again, and everyone who had been holding their breath breathed a sigh of relief.

"Then Tianlu and Baijie...?" The sky remained calm and still. Tianlu swallowed and uttered the rest of the sentence, "Can they lay eggs together?"

After a long while, the heavens remained still, and not even a trace of the natural barrier could be seen.

"The Heavenly Beast and the Evil-Repelling Beast can lay eggs together!"

Boom——!

Boom boom boom——!

Three bolts of lightning struck in succession, nearly blinding Bai Jie, Bi Xie, and Si Bu Xiang, who were standing right next to them. When the lightning dissipated, the ground was charred black, and Tian Lu lay there on the verge of death.

"Ugh... Heaven's Dao is such a stingy person..."

A dark cloud the size of a washbasin drifted by, and with a crack, a bolt of lightning struck down.

"Ugh!"

After disciplining a rebellious son, the dark clouds drifted away slowly, leaving only a Tianlu that had fallen into a coma.

……

The latest episode of "There Are Beasts" has finished airing.

The incredibly handsome and charismatic wild Nebula: [Director, something's wrong with you, very wrong.]

Yanmiao (School's started, please don't kick me): [Is this something a kid like me should watch?]

(School starts): [Long live orthopedics!]

Little Watermelon: [Tianlu and Baijie can lay eggs together~]

Youthful: [That day, Lulu and Bixie can also lay eggs together~]

Wu Nian'an: [Heaven: You unfilial son, take this Heavenly Thunder!]

Identity V Assistant: [Hahaha, maybe the Heavenly Dao (a deity in Chinese folklore) will be a bit too much.]

Heavenly Father-Earth Mother: [Bai Jie and Tian Lu Bi Xie are not from the same agent, therefore they are merely pseudo-orthopedics, not true orthopedics, and Heavenly Dao does not concern itself with them.]

Xiao Chen, who loves to slack off (school has started, please don't kick him): [Just wanted to let you know, Xiao Bai Jie is pregnant, and I need to go help her deliver the baby.]

Xiaowen, who loves to slack off (school has started, please don't kick her out): [Incredible! But seriously, the lightning looks so real. A friend of mine who does special effects said he can't see any special effects at all. How did they do that?]

It's normal that no traces were found, because this wasn't done with special effects at all. Tianlu was genuinely struck by lightning and then, covered in injuries, asked for leave from the film crew and school. Baijie and Bixie also took leave to stay home and take care of him.

The three brothers enjoyed a rare period of relaxation, forgetting all about work and studies for two days straight. This wonderful time lasted until the Xie Zhi sent an avatar to tutor them...

You are the devil!

The three brothers wanted to escape studying, but they couldn't escape their fate. After two happy days, a mask of pain was forcibly put on their faces.

Tianlu's injuries actually healed by the next day; the divine beasts have amazing regenerative abilities. It's just that the three brothers wanted to play for a few more days, but they couldn't let Xie Zhi find out!

Tianlu was forced to feign illness, but he couldn't take it for more than two days.

"I can't go out, I can't look too energetic, and I have to go to class on edge. It's not as good as going to school!"

Bai Jie and Bi Xie were helpless, but they had to admit that Tian Lu was right, so the three brothers had no choice but to end their sick leave.

On the day they returned to school, Si Bu Xiang carried them there. Along the way, the three Pixiu were sullen, Bai Jie and Tian Lu had droopy ears, and Bi Xie's eyelids were even lower than usual.

As the four-legged creature flew by, it glanced back and couldn't help but reassure others, "Plum Blossom, Sun, and Blue Circle are all fine. It's just going to school."

Nothing's wrong, my foot! Do you even know what kind of questions the Xie Zhi (a mythical beast) gave me?!

Bai Jie bumped his head into the soft fur.

"Hey, little sun, don't move around."

……

Before he knew it, he arrived at the school gate. Si Bu Xiang put down the three brothers and hurriedly took off to another place. He still had work to do, and his schedule for the day was almost completely filled by his agent.

The morning sun shines on the streets, where people are bustling about as parents send their children to school, their vibrant energy carried away by the wind.

The three brothers followed the crowd into the school gate. When they arrived at the classroom, Bai Jie glanced around and found that two seats in front of them were empty, with only Xiang Tai sitting alone in the chair.

"Where are Walnut and Fuzi? Didn't they come today?"

Shota turned around at the sound and, upon seeing the three Pixiu, explained helplessly, "They've gone to film another movie."

"Huh? You don't have any scenes yet?" Tianlu asked in surprise.

The two foxes and the snow leopard joined the crew together, but to this day, it's always Walnut and Fuzai who are paired up for filming, while Xiangtai seems to have been forgotten. He has the script of childhood sweethearts but can't get a chance to appear.

"Not yet, I've already asked Fuzi to ask the director for me." Her tone was utterly helpless.

Bai Jie walked over and patted the other person on the shoulder.

It is the responsibility of "Beast" to care for elderly people living alone.

……

"Aqiu!"

Puss in Boots suddenly sneezed, then sniffed and rubbed its paw.

Have I caught a cold? Or is someone cursing me?

"Director! What are we filming today?"

A loud shout interrupted his thoughts. The owner of the voice, Walnut, ran briskly to him with Fuzai. Puss in Boots, forgetting his sneeze, looked up and said, "No rush. Three newcomers have joined the crew. Get to know them, and then you'll film with them."

"Okay, muah!"

……

Not long after, the two little ones met the newcomers in the film crew, namely the three sharks.

Yongye sized up the two small beasts in front of him. His first impression was that they were quite cute, until the snow leopard spoke its first words to them.

Wow! You all look like a family.

Such familiar lines...

Yongye's expression instantly darkened, then he asked with a forced smile, "How does it resemble me?"

Balingjun Bach and Puss in Boots also felt a sense of familiarity and shame.

It can't be such a coincidence, right?

"It's black, it's white, you're black and white, you really look like a family, are they your mom and dad?"

Sure enough, Walnut said something almost identical to what Tianlu had said before.

Eternal Night: You guys were in cahoots, weren't you? I'll bite you!