Chapter 143 Feng Changye Wants a Golden Finger
Chapter 143 Feng Changye Wants a Golden Finger
Whether the throne is desirable or not is another matter, but the affairs of those princes were indeed the result of some secret mischief by heaven. On the surface, each of them only handled government affairs for a few days.
But secretly, Tiandao gave them a super brainstorming session, which extended their experience time tenfold, so one day of work there brought ten days of fatigue, which would drive anyone crazy.
Before, everyone thought that owning the world meant owning all the wealth and power, and being able to do whatever they wanted without restraint or regulation.
So everyone only saw the thief eating meat but didn't see the thief being beaten, and they all thought that being the emperor was a great job, because there were ministers to take care of everything anyway.
Unfortunately, after my own experience, I found that most ministers were absolutely unreliable, extremely unreliable, and in the end it was the emperor who had to work hard.
No wonder their father had aged so rapidly at such an early age. It was truly pitiful.
If Feng Changye had heard what they were thinking, he would have rolled his eyes. The old emperor's body was clearly drained by alcohol and sex, not tiredness.
The one who suffered the most was him. He was a young man in the prime of his life, but he was reborn into the body of such an old man. Just thinking about it made him want to cry. How could he manage the country? He should just leave it to Fei Lu.
Feng Changye slumped in his seat, looking askance at Fei Lu as he busied himself with work. He felt a sense of relief; finally, someone was carrying the burden for him.
Before they had been having fun for a few minutes, two figures fell from the sky.
Feng Changye couldn't help but open his eyes wide when he saw the person coming.
The woman looked like the little girl who threatened him. The man didn't know her, but she looked familiar and he didn't know where he had seen her.
When Fei Lu saw Yun Qing and Lin Qiqi arriving, he quickly put down his pen and stood up to salute.
"No need for all this formality." Yun Qing waved his hand nonchalantly. "So, are you adjusting well enough now? And how's your practice going?"
When Fei Lu heard Yun Qing's question, he knew that Yun Qing had remembered the past. He couldn't help but tear up.
Yun Qing waved his hand in disdain: "Alright, alright, you're so old and you cry all the time, aren't you ashamed?" He turned to look at Feng Changye and said: "How does it feel to be the emperor?"
Feng Changye had just eaten a grape and almost choked when he heard this. He pointed at Yun Qing and spoke incoherently: "You, you, you..."
Yun Qing slapped his finger away. "What do you mean by 'I'? You're the one who boasts that you can do anything, and you're the one who criticizes other people's novels, constantly nagging them about the plot being unreasonable and saying that if you were to play a certain character, you'd definitely be this and that, all the while acting like you're so awesome."
"Now you've been made emperor right from the start, a mature emperor at that. What political achievements have you made?" Yun Qing glanced around and shook his head in disdain. "It seems you almost destroyed the Dafeng Dynasty. And how many years were you a puppet?"
Feng Changye's face flushed red with embarrassment, and he was speechless. But then he suddenly realized, "How did you know what I said online?"
Yun Qing ignored him and instead said to Lin Qiqi, "It's this guy who keeps posting bad reviews about your book, so I sent it to you to experience it myself. I didn't think he was capable to begin with, but I didn't expect him to be such a loser. It seems he's not only unintelligent, but he also lost his mind when he sent it to you."
Lin Qiqi glanced at him and said, "He's quite useless. A few years ago, I scolded him and changed his name. I didn't expect that he would be so miserable in the past few years since I lost my memory. Tsk tsk tsk, he's really embarrassing for modern people."
The two of them were talking back and forth, slandering Feng Changye.
Feng Changye has become numb. You can just curse him. Can you send him back after you’re done?
Although he didn't dare to ask, he knew the answer was definitely no.
They still need him as a mascot.
"Okay, stop looking so gloomy. Just be a good emperor and choose a good successor before you die. As long as you do a good job, I will apply for a bonus for you when you go back." After slapping him, Yun Qing started to give him sweet treats.
Feng Changye's eyes lit up when he heard this: "How much bonus?"
Yun Qing thought for a moment and said, "Ten million, maybe. It's not a lot, but it's not a small amount either. I can also give you another chance to travel through time and space. You can consider where to go." Yun Qing didn't say the second half of the sentence, although even if he mentioned it, it might not be agreed.
Ten million?! Feng Changye couldn't help but rub his fingers together. It was a lot, alright? As long as he didn't spend it recklessly, he could live a carefree life. This was a good deal. However, he still wanted a little more convenience.
"Um..." Feng Changye said softly, "You've seen my abilities, they're really limited. I wonder if you could give me some props, like a little golden finger, which is essential for time travel and rebirth. Most of the novels I read have them, and I want them too."
"Oh? Tell me what you want?" Yun Qing didn't rush to refute, but asked with interest.
Feng Changye raised his head suddenly. Was there any hope? He hadn't held out much hope.
"Is there a spiritual spring space?" Feng Changye asked cautiously.
Yun Qing laughed and thought to himself, what the hell is he dreaming about? He didn’t even have this thing, he just made something similar for Lin Qiqi.
"No." Yun Qing shook his head.
Feng Changye didn't give up: "Is there a warehouse with unlimited supplies?"
Yun Qing then shook his head: "No."
Feng Changye blinked. There were none of these. In the novels he had read before, they would appear instantly with the protagonist.
"Then what can you give?" Feng Changye simply gave the choice to Yun Qing to see if there was anything that could help him live a better life here.
Yun Qing didn't say anything, but Lin Qiqi said, "Yin Yang Eyes, Mind Reading, or a Tamagotchi, which one do you want?"
Feng Changye suddenly became depressed. He didn't want the Yin-Yang eyes. They were too scary. He would never dare to open his eyes again.
He doesn't want the ability to read minds. It's annoying enough as it is. Does he have to listen to those people scolding him every day? He will be pissed off to death.
What is a Tamagotchi? Maybe you'd consider getting one, maybe it could help him cheer up.
Yun Qing couldn't help but chuckle after hearing what Lin Qiqi said. If he guessed correctly, the electronic pet Lin Qiqi was talking about was probably the fox. A stupid person plus a stupid fox, this combination seemed very interesting.
Sure enough, Feng Changye immediately chose the electronic pet.
Big Head was pulled out while he was still sleeping under a tree. Not only that, he was forced to transform back into a fox.
Big Head didn't like the appearance of the fox at all. Yun Qing didn't know what was going on when he made it. Other people's foxes all had thick and smooth fur, which looked festive. But its fur was sparse, and uneven, making it look malnourished.
When Feng Changye saw Datou, the last glimmer of light in his eyes finally went out. Haha, he knew that these two people were not so kind.
Lin Qiqi suppressed her laughter and handed Feng Changye a jade pendant. "I'll give you another free mind-reading jade pendant. Each time you put three drops of blood on it, you can open the mind-reading ability for one hour. This jade pendant can be used a total of thirty times. After you use it up, you can ask Fei Lu to come find me again."
Feng Changye took the jade pendant and felt very complicated. Forget it, it’s better to have it than not.
Big Head glanced at Feng Changye, then silently turned his head and pointed his sparsely haired butt at him. The man didn't look very smart, and he didn't know why his master would send him to follow such a useless person. He was so tired.
Yun Qing glanced at Datou, suppressed a smile, and said to Fei Lu, "I'll leave this man and fox to you. I'm going back to Yun Mansion today, and I stopped by to see you on the way. I should be in Yun Mansion recently. If you have anything, send someone to look for me."
Fei Lu nodded excitedly and watched the two of them leave.
Feng Changye and Datou had already made eye contact, and they were beginning to dislike each other.
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