Chapter 363: The Chinese Region Never Keeps Idle Gods
Chapter 363: The Chinese Region Never Keeps Idle Gods
[Liu Bei, Emperor Zhaolie of Han: Awesome!]
[Zhang Fei, the second year of Zhangwu in the late Han Dynasty: @Zhao Yun, Zilong, the second year of Zhangwu in the late Han Dynasty! Did you see it?]
[Zhao Yun, Year 2 of Zhangwu in the Later Han Dynasty: Well, what about Zhao Zilong in the air... Li Xiangyang in the video is much better than me, and that was in the air, with enemies all around...]
[Emperor Cao Cao of Wei: You are too modest.]
[Tang Zhenguan 4th year Li Jing: You are too modest.]
[Huo Qubing, the sixth year of Yuanshou in the Han Dynasty: You are too modest.]
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Comparable to Zhao Zilong at Changbanpo!
so amazing!
Is this the coach?
The gap between coaches and students?
Li Xiangyang's aerial combat made many people excited.
Everyone has a heroic dream of fighting one hundred enemies at once.
……
Li Ranran knew from watching movies before that the first generation of pilots were all second generation from wealthy families, but she didn’t know much about their deeds.
This video has increased my knowledge a bit.
【We never keep idle spirits】
[A man in military uniform led the soldiers into the temple in a swaggering manner.
The white-gloved hand pointed at the statue in the temple, and the words were full of rebuke.
"What do you care about?"
"Ok?"
With his hands on his hips, he said sweetly, "Does the Dragon King care about the weather and the peace and prosperity of the country? It hasn't rained for three months, huh?!"
He shook his head and glared at the statue in front of him: "You are killing the crops and making the people cry for their parents, and yet you are sitting there with a big head on your shoulders, wearing your fur coat inside out to look foreign."
Zhang Zongchang slammed the table hard, "What kind of dragon are you? You are the King of Deafness!"
The Dragon King stared with his eyes as if he was looking at the person who was scolding him.
Zhang Zongchang once again said with his hands behind his back: "I'm telling you, if it doesn't rain within three days, I'll use cannons to blow you up on Qianfo Mountain! If you don't believe me, just wait and see!"
After saying this, he led everyone out of the temple and strode over the threshold deliberately.
Three days later, the sun was still in the sky and there was no sign of rain.
Zhang Zongchang took off his hat, revealing his bald head. He flicked his beard, uttered a discontented joke, and looked around.
One last warning to the Dragon King.
"Dragon King, I ****."
I saw him shouting and pulling out his pistol, and the cannon behind him fired.
The artillery fire was unleashed, and the rumbling sound echoed for hundreds of miles.
And at the moment when the artillery fire hit the Dragon King Temple, lightning and thunder flashed in the sky.
The rain started to fall. 】
<You say he is a materialist, he prays to the Dragon King.
You say he is feudal and superstitious, he is the Dragon King. [Covering face]>
<The cannons were fired to blast his mother, and he returned home with great power throughout the country. Among the heroes was Zhang Zhongchang, and how could he find a giant whale to swallow Fusang. [狗头]>
<The Jade Emperor's surname is also Zhang, why are you making things difficult for me, Zhang Zongchang? If it doesn't rain within three days, I will first tear down the Dragon Emperor Temple, and then use cannons to bombard your mother. [狗头]>
<How many good poems have I, Marshal Zhang, written? [Eating melon]>
<Dragon King: I thought he was just talking nonsense [crying]>
<And this actually has some scientific basis [covering face] Because the most common reason for rainfall is that cold and hot air alternate up and down to produce condensation nuclei, and then water vapor condenses to form water droplets in the clouds, which can form rainfall.>
<Both sides thought the other side was real [covering face]
Dragon King: Oh no, he’s really here [crying]
Zhang Zongchang: Damn, he is really [shocked] >
<Wow, my God! Although Zhang Zongchang is a bad guy, he actually made a contribution to the world's scientists! He accidentally discovered that using a cannon to hit the clouds can make it rain [dog head] So awesome, Zhang Zongchang is simply the son of weather, oh no, no, it should be the father of weather! >
<Our current artificial rainfall is also achieved through bombardment. How come Marshal Zhang is not considered the father of weather? [Eat melon]>
<He is the weather man [eating melon]>
<Dragon King: You can just curse, don’t really attack me. I am just following my superiors. [crying]>
<In fact, you, Zhang Zongchang, are one of the people who caused the local people to cry for their parents. [Rolling eyes]>
<I found out that it is true. Our respect for the gods is not pure. This may be the rebellious spirit that belongs to our people.>
<I remember that in ancient times, I forgot where this custom was, if it didn’t rain for a long time, they would expose the Dragon King to the sun.>
[Song Renzong Zhao Zhen: Uh, um... him? This... ]
[Emperor Gaozu of Han Liu Bang: Damn it, they actually plagiarized my Dafengge! What the hell is this modification! It’s too vulgar and uncultured!]
[Emperor Wu of Han Liu Che: Can we really make it rain if we follow his example? What is the scientific basis for this?]
[Emperor Wen of Sui Yang Jian: Even after the great division between the Northern and Southern Dynasties, we still respect the gods very much.]
[Tang Taizong Li Shimin: I can guarantee that we in the Tang Dynasty are still quite respectful of the gods.]
[Tang Xuanzong Li Longji: There was no change in the prosperous Tang Dynasty, it was the same.]
[Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin: After the chaos of the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, the custom of praying to gods and Buddhas has not diminished.]
[Song Shenzong Zhao Xu: I won’t do anything like exposing the Dragon King to the sun.]
[Kublai Khan: Although we believe in different gods, how can we not respect them?]
[Emperor Hongwu of the Ming Dynasty: Well... when I was still a young monk, wandering around, I really didn’t believe in gods.]
[Emperor Zhengde of Ming Dynasty Zhu Houzhao: Hmm? Our ancestors didn't believe it? That's impossible... We, your descendants, all believe it. Isn't there one who wanted to cultivate immortality so much that he went crazy?]
[Ming Jiajing Emperor Zhu Houcong: …]
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"Rainfall can be artificially intervened...?"
The video played on the light screen once again refreshed the cognition of the Qin emperor and his ministers.
If we master this technology, then we won’t have to worry about drought anymore, right?
Today is another day when I envy the people who live a thousand years later.
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Liu Bang cursed, "What the hell?! Ah?! Who is he??! He just copied your ancestor's poem and messed it up! How shameful!"
"He's a general! So uneducated!"
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Song Renzong Zhao Zhen was speechless for a moment. Should he say that he thought Zhang Zongchang, the commander in chief in the video, was disrespectful to the gods? But he did make it rain for the people.
It turns out that cursing and threatening God is really okay.
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This light curtain video has aroused many discussions among people, including discussions about gods, discussions about whether or not to respect gods, and discussions about whether Zhang Zongchang's actions on the light curtain were wrong.
“Do we need to have a spirit of resistance?”
"Is this what the light curtain wants to convey?"
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