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Chapter 329: 3 Countries: Isn’t it just an orange?



Chapter 329: 3 Countries: Isn’t it just an orange?

[In Liu Bei's camp, a white flag was hung to mourn Pang Tong. All the soldiers wore white strips on their heads and worshiped in front of Pang Tong's spirit tablet together with Liu Bei. The morale of the camp was greatly reduced, and the plan to conquer Sichuan came to a standstill. Liu Bei had to retreat to Fushui Pass and sent Guan Ping back to Jingzhou to report the news and ask Zhuge Liang to lead the troops into Sichuan.

In Jingzhou, Zhuge Liang summoned Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun, and Ma Liang to discuss matters.

Zhuge Liang said in a sad voice, "Pang Shiyuan failed to achieve success in his expedition and passed away in Xichuan... Trapped at Fushui Pass, he is in a dilemma..."

Zhang Fei was furious. "That fellow Zhang Ren shot military advisor Pang to death, and trapped my elder brother in Fushui Pass... I will kill him!"

Zhuge Liang took out the seal of Jingzhou and stood in front of Guan Yu.

"I have eight words. General, remember them and you can keep Jingzhou safe."

"Make peace with Sun Quan in the east and resist Cao Cao in the north." Then, Zhuge Liang solemnly handed the seal of Jingzhou to Guan Yu with both hands.

Ma Liang, Mi Fang, Liao Hua, and Zhou Cang assisted Guan Yu in defending Jingzhou. Zhang Fei entered Sichuan from the main road to take Ba County, while Zhuge Liang and Zhao Yun entered Sichuan from the waterway...

After everything was arranged, Zhang Fei walked a few steps outside the mansion, then suddenly stopped, turned around, walked to Guan Yu, and held his hands tightly.

"Second brother, take care!"

"Third brother, take care of yourself too!"

……

Zhuge Liang warned Zhang Fei, "General, you have a violent temper. You should not only respect gentlemen but also ignore villains. You should always control your anger and stop drinking and whipping soldiers at will!"

Zhang Fei agreed and made a bet with Zhuge Liang on who would reach Fushui Pass first.

Zhuge Liang smiled and said, "This is a losing game. It is better not to gamble, General."

Zhang Fei refused to do it and insisted on gambling.

The two men shook hands as an oath and agreed to meet at Fu Shui Pass.

Zhao Yun talks to Zhuge Liang, "Although Yide is reckless, he is not without strategy. Military advisor, this time we bet with him, we may not win."】

<The Shu Han group has a low margin of error, and cannot match the continuous supply of talent in the north. It’s really fate that plays tricks on us [sigh]>

<I really want to see Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chu fight Sima Yi together [crying] Just dream about it >

<Jingzhou is in danger. If Pang Tong hadn't died, Zhuge Liang would have still defended Jingzhou with Guan Yu. No one could defeat Kong Ming who was defending his home>

<The Shu Han had only one problem from the beginning to the end: a shortage of manpower>

<Oh shit, Mi Fang!!! Damn it!!! Kill him quickly!!!>

<《Humiliate Sun Quan in the east, resist Cao Cao in the north》 《Intimidate Sun Quan, confront Cao Cao》 《Attack Sun Quan first, then Cao Cao》>

<I stopped looking after Hanzhong.>

<The departure of Second Master and Third Master is a farewell forever, sob sob sob [cry loudly]>

<After this farewell, the mountains are high and the waters are long, when will we meet again……>

<Kong Ming is really worried, it seems like he has seen the ending……>

<Zhang Fei’s words have come true. Second Master, you must stop drinking! Stop drinking! Stop drinking!>

<No one understands Zhang San better than Zhao Si [狗头]>

[Zhang Fei, 2nd year of Zhangwu reign of the Later Han Dynasty: ...I have given up drinking...]

[Zhuge Liang in the second year of Zhangwu in the Later Han Dynasty: Just remember Yide]

……

Zhang Fei, who just met his second brother last month, is in a good mood now.

"Hey, when are we going to Chang'an?" Zhang Fei rubbed his hands, full of excitement about the future.

Zhao Yun patted Zhang Fei on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Don't worry, Zhang San, the Prime Minister is here."

"Hmph, Sister Yun." Zhang Fei turned around and glared at Zhao Yun, very satisfied that he saw Zhao Yun's shocked expression.

I recalled what I said in the previous video, "Oh, yes, it was you holding Adou, and the comments said you were a boy's mother..."

Zhao Yun snorted coldly and stretched his muscles. Zhang Fei looked at him without showing any weakness. The two of them came to the open space to fight at the same time.

The commotion here soon attracted the attention of others. The soldiers formed a big circle and shouted, "General Zhang!"

"General Zhao!"

"Hey, did you see it clearly? Which uncle won?" Liu Chan couldn't see the situation inside, so he had to pull Jiang Wei to ask.

Jiang Wei watched the fierce competition inside and felt excited. He really wanted to go too.

"At the moment, the two are evenly matched."

"Oh, I think Uncle Zhao will win." Liu Chan said affirmatively.

……

[Zhang Fei did not harm the people of Shu during his journey and won their hearts.

Under the scorching sun, Zhang Fei led his troops on the mountain road into Sichuan.

"This damn weather is deliberately making trouble for me."

At this time, in the marching team, the thirsty soldiers looked towards the orange grove not far away, and the thirsty soldiers whispered to each other.

"If General Zhang sees this, I'll be whipped..." They all wanted to take it off, but were afraid of being whipped by Zhang Fei.

Another soldier said, "It's so hot, picking a few fruits to eat is a capital crime? Let's go!"

The two soldiers ran to the orange grove and picked oranges from the trees. Their actions were discovered by the father and son who were guarding the grove.

The father tried to stop his son from shouting, but the son was unwilling to do so and said, "That's our orange grove, we can't let them ruin it!"

"In this chaotic situation, are you going to die?"

While the father and son were crying, Zhang Fei shouted to stop and rode his horse quickly to the soldiers who were picking oranges.

"I have already said that this time we are entering Sichuan differently from the past. You are not allowed to rob the civilians of their property on the road. How dare you two be so bold as to violate our military discipline? Tell me! What crime should you be punished for?"

The two soldiers knelt down in fear and said, "He deserves forty lashes..."

Zhang Fei raised the whip and whipped the two soldiers. After a few whips, he suddenly thought of something and threw the whip heavily to the ground.

"You two violated the military order and almost made me, Old Zhang, violate the military advisor's order. Just remember this beating. If you do it again next time, we will settle the score together! Send the fruit back..."

After saying this, he led his troops forward. The father and son who were guarding the orange grove were very impressed by the strict military discipline.

"Whose army is this?"

"It seems to be Liu Bei, the army of Emperor Liu."

"Good man, good man!"

...]

<Yide’s wisdom is sometimes there and sometimes not [covering face]>

<Welcome to watch Yide Special~~ >

<In this episode, Zhang Fei's intelligence has increased by at least 25 points [eat melon] >

<When ordinary people encounter such a situation, they dare not speak out, and can only stay away……>

<We are the only ones who truly do not harm anyone and do not take even a single needle or thread from the people>

<General Zhang’s appearance on horseback is truly a ray of hope for the righteous path. I, Uncle Zhang San, have also grown up [relieved]>

<Also, Yue Fei led his troops and never harmed the people. As for other soldiers in ancient times, as long as you don’t kill people casually…>

<Are these oranges from Guangyuan?>

<It’s Fengjie squeezed orange>

<The babao tangerine is delicious [lick]>

<Congratulations +20, reputation +10>

[Zhang Fei: What?! How can I lead troops to fight without using wisdom? The younger generation is actually laughing at me!]

[Su Shi in the fourth year of Song Xining: Our Sichuan oranges are delicious, and I prefer kumquats]

[Emperor Cao Cao of Wei: You can't slander people casually on the screen! Our army is strictly enforcing military discipline and will not randomly massacre people!]

[Sun Ce, the sixth year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty: Haha, who still remembers Xuzhou...]

[Emperor Cao Cao of Wei: ...? You mean me? Think about what you have done in Jiangdong. Do you think it is their fault that so many people disobey you?]

……

"Sichuan?"

The oranges from Bashu, Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng recalled the taste...it was edible, but he didn't like it very much.

Guangmu only inserted a few words in the comments, which triggered a "orange" trend in various dynasties.

People in Sichuan believe that the light curtain specifically refers to the oranges from their place, so their oranges are the best and the most delicious!

This statement caused dissent from others, and they all advertised the oranges from their own fields on the screen.

"Oranges are available everywhere, and they taste pretty much the same, so what are they fighting about?"

"For the honor of all places."

"?" The person asking the question didn't understand, but when he looked at the people who were still arguing fiercely on the comment board, he thought, forget it, just respect them.

……

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Hahaha……"

There was a sudden burst of laughter in the arena, mixed with Zhang Fei's embarrassed and angry voice.

Liu Chan and Jiang Wei were also delighted by what they saw.

Liu Bei stroked his beard and said with emotion, "The Prime Minister taught me well. It seems that Yide has a lot of intentions in this."

"Hahaha, General Zhang is not a fool. If you try to provoke him in another way, he will definitely listen."

……


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