I swept the Phoenix with the Onmyoji Shikigami

Chapter 182 "Dog Licking" Offensive



Chapter 182 "Dog Licking" Offensive

Xinghan's thoughts were turning rapidly in his mind, and he suddenly thought of a more direct and potentially effective method - taking Shen Li to the hospital in the star barrier.

There are the best medical skills from all walks of life gathered there, maybe they can really find a way to solve Shen Li's problem. But then, he fell into another worry.

"If Shen Li knew that the hospital in the Starry Boundary was mine, she would definitely have a new understanding of me, and might even doubt the image of a weak cultivator that I had shown her before."

Xinghan muttered to himself, his brows furrowed.

Just when he was in a dilemma, the little fur ball beside him seemed to sense his owner's anxiety. It jumped onto Xinghan's knees and rubbed Xinghan's hand with its furry little head, as if to comfort him.

This action gave Xinghan an idea.

"Got it!" Xinghan's eyes lit up and he slapped his thigh, "I can let the little fur ball come forward and say that the hospital was actually the masterpiece of this divine beast!"

This idea made Xinghan very excited.

He knew that the little fur ball had always been a mysterious and powerful existence in Shen Li's heart. Using it to lead out of the hospital in the star barrier would neither reveal his true identity nor convince Shen Li.

So, Xinghan began to plan this plan in detail.

He first told the little ball of fur his idea, and told it to act according to the plan and not to reveal any flaws.

Although the little fur ball could not fully understand the complex emotions of humans, it seemed to be able to feel Xinghan's expectations and trust. It nodded happily, as if to say:

"Don't worry, Master, I will do it well!"

Xinghan nodded with satisfaction, gently touched its head, and said with a smile, "Baby, you are the best!"

"Master, when are we going to implement it?" asked the little fur ball.

Xinghan thought for a moment and replied, "Wait for my news. However, there is a problem that needs to be solved before that, your language barrier."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xinghan concentrated and activated the star weapon on his wrist.

As the star weapon on Xinghan's wrist was activated, the entire space seemed to tremble slightly.

An ancient and mysterious power permeated the air.

The Star of Wisdom, a gem that contains infinite wisdom and power, felt the deep call of the stars.

It instantly became dazzling and bright, like the brightest star in the night sky.

"Wisdom Planet, please grant the little fur ball the ability to speak, so that it can cross racial boundaries and communicate freely with any species in the Three Realms." Xinghan muttered to himself, his eyes full of expectation and determination.

The Star of Wisdom seemed to respond to his prayers, slowly spinning and releasing a soft yet powerful light that directly enveloped the little fur ball.

The little ball's originally furry body seemed to be wrapped in a layer of golden light at this moment, and its little eyes were wide open, full of surprise and excitement.

Suddenly, the little fur ball's body shook violently, and a dazzling light burst out from its mouth. Then, a clear and pleasant voice rang in the air:

"Hey, I can finally speak! Juejuezi!"

Although the voice was a bit childish, it was extremely clear and full of vitality and personality, which completely stunned Xinghan.

Xinghan widened his eyes and looked at the little ball of fur in disbelief.

This guy is a little wild.

This was the first time he heard the little fur ball speak, and there was a bit of self-mockery and humor in his words, which was completely beyond his expectations.

"Little fur ball, you can really talk now!" Xinghan excitedly reached out his hand and gently stroked the fur ball, tears flashing in his eyes, "This is great, we can communicate better in the future."

The little fur ball also seemed extremely excited. It circled Xinghan a few times, then jumped to the other side of Xinghan and spoke into the void with its newly acquired language ability:

"Sister Shen Li, my name is Jin Qiu, no, Sister Shen Li, I'm Little Fur Ball. I like you very much. I can talk to you now! We can chat and explore together in the future! I love you, come and touch me, my fur is very soft."

Xinghan looked at the scene in front of him, and a speechless feeling of bitterness surged in his heart.

"Sister Shen Li is not there, you are talking to the air." Xinghan reminded.

"I know. I'll practice and rehearse in advance. You have to know that although you are my master, my favorite is Sister Shen Li, who is beautiful. I don't want a stinky man. Except for Xingxing, I don't want any other stinky man, that is you, Xinghan!"

Xinghan held his forehead and smiled, "Your language ability is really strong. Okay, go and practice. I'm not jealous." Then, Xinghan kicked the little ball of fur on the back, and it started flying and rolling.

Its innocent wails still lingered in the air, "Oh, Xinghan is so rude, he is so rude. He kicked me, Sister Shenli, Xinghan kicked me, kicked me."

Xinghan couldn't help but shook his head and complained, "Oh, you can still play memes, right? I'll let you play!"

……

After struggling for a while, Xinghan brought the little ball of fur into Shen Li's room, only to find that the atmosphere in the room was a little tense.

Shen Li transformed into a phoenix, and its colorful feathers shone brightly in the sun, but at this moment they seemed to be trembling slightly because of anger, and each feather seemed to be full of power and ready to go.

Her eyes were sharp as she stared at Xinghan, her tone questioning and dissatisfied: "Where have you been? Why did you lock me up here?"

Seeing this, Xinghan hurriedly stepped forward and explained:

"Shen Li, don't get me wrong, I'm just thinking about your safety. The world outside is too dangerous, you're weak now, you need to rest well."

At this moment, the little fur ball seemed to sense the subtle change in the atmosphere. It cleverly jumped in front of Shen Li and began an unconventional "self-introduction" with its newly acquired language ability.

"Oh my, beautiful sister Shen Li, please allow me to offer you my sincerest apologies and warmest welcome!"

The little fur ball spoke in its unique soft voice, while rubbing Shen Li's ankles gently with its furry little body, as if it was conducting a gentle "dog licking" offensive.

"I'm your little fur ball. Although the name sounds a bit cute, I'm actually a versatile and smart beast! Xinghan, although he sometimes likes to be mysterious, he's really a good person and he's absolutely sincere to you.

Sister Shen Li, don't blame him for tying you up and locking you up here. Brother Xinghan, he might... 80%... almost... like forbidden love! Yo ho, so scary. But, Sister Shen Li, hey, don't be afraid, I'm a divine beast, I'm very powerful, I can save you. Get out of the hands of that devil Xinghan..."

When the little furball said this, he might have sensed Xinghan's sinister gaze and quickly changed the topic, "Hey, Sister Shenli, Xinghan is actually not that perverted. Forbidden love, barrier, bondage... that's just a misunderstanding. He is not a bad person by nature, he is very pure!"


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