Villain Fantasies: The Empress Takes My Opportunity From My Mother's Womb

Chapter 111 Cauldron, I want to run away from home



Chapter 111 Cauldron, I want to run away from home

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

The maid threw herself into the well in grief and indignation, but was quickly picked up by the guards.

There is no way, this has become a repertoire of the Hou Mansion, and the guards are gradually getting used to the fact that someone committed suicide by jumping into a well.

In Hou Ye's words, the well in the yard should be sealed with big stones.

In the distance, Xiao Su Mang saw the familiar maid sister crying aggrievedly, trotting forward to comfort her, completely forgetting who directed the scene.

"Smelly Xiaowan is disobedient, I'll come back and ask the cauldron to clean it up." The little guy swears and patted his chest.

Daguo loves herself the most, and almost all of her requests can be fulfilled.

If the little mirror is not good, let the cauldron spank it.

Next to her, Qi Ling Xiaowan looked at her expressionlessly, and suddenly asked softly: "Do you want to know when the master will come back?"

"Ah, when will the cauldron come back?" Little Mango was immediately fooled, and talked directly by asking questions.

"today."

Seeing the success of the plot, Qi Ling Xiaowan pondered for a moment, and asked a question that Xiao Budian couldn't understand: "You caught a little bug yesterday, what happened to it in the end?"

"Insects." Su Mang blinked, stretched out his hand to draw a tentacles on his head, and said, "Master said that some insects are delicious, so I just want to taste them."

Hearing this, the faces of the surrounding maids changed drastically.

They could easily guess the true identity of the so-called bug, cockroach, based on the description of the little princess.

If people knew that the little princess ate raw cockroaches under their supervision, a few heads would probably not be enough to chop off.

"Answer me, where did the bug go?" Qi Ling asked.

Speaking of the potentially delicious worm, Xiaobudian immediately pinched his waist with both hands, and raised his head proudly: "The cauldron taught me to be a sensible and filial boy."

"I saw my mother was hungry at night, so I secretly crushed the little bug and put all its flesh into the meal."

After finishing speaking, Xiao BuDian puffed up her steamed bun face, waiting for various compliments to come.

"I'm such a good boy." Su Mang thought.

As everyone knows, Ye Wanting, the mother of one of the parties involved, appeared behind her at some point.

Someone wanted to commit suicide by jumping into a well, so of course she wanted to come and see such a big event.

It's just that I didn't expect that as soon as I arrived on my front foot, I heard my little daughter's explosive words on my back foot.

"Then, you can eat the meat of that bug." Ye Wanting's face was ashen, and she tried her best to suppress the churning in her stomach.

Xiao Su Mang, who was completely unaware of the danger, nodded with an innocent smile. The sunlight dazzled the people around him, and they all turned around unconsciously.

After about 1 minutes.

vomit~

First there was the sound of intense vomiting, and then there was the scream of the little princess, and the crackling butt.

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa."

Inside Zhenbeihou's mansion, the heart-piercing cries of the child echoed.

"My lord, you're home."

Looking at the familiar door, Su Beimu was slightly taken aback, and the confused expression quickly faded from his face.

"Thank you, Brother Qi." Smiling, he thanked the leader who assisted him, and the prince picked up the gift he had prepared, and walked into the house with a smile.

"The prince is back!"

The cheering shout made the Hou's mansion lively in an instant.

Looking at the familiar faces, Su Beimu suddenly felt as if he had passed away.

I was immersed in the cultivation of martial arts, and the six years passed almost instantly, just like a few months for ordinary people.

However, for a non-warrior, how many six years can there be in one's life?

He couldn't help but wonder, if one day he accidentally retreats for too long, will things be different when he wakes up?

Before he could sigh for too long, the small figure in the crowd caught his attention.

Huh?

Seeing the tear stains on Yaomei's face, Su Beimu felt happy, knowing that she probably caused trouble.

"What's the matter, are you not happy to see the cauldron?" He deliberately imitated his sister's big tongue.

As usual, Xiaobudian had already smashed a head hammer into her arms. It seems that she was repaired quite seriously today.

"Wooooow, big pot." After holding back for a long time, Su Qi still left behind a few golden beans.

She felt wronged, she obviously did something good and knew how to share good things, why did my mother spank my ass?

I, Su Mang, cannot stand this grievance.

Stretching her arms around the cauldron's neck, she crawled to her ear like a spider, and said in a very serious tone: "I want to run away from home."

"." The eldest son, who was not sure about the situation, could only learn about the situation from the young maid who accompanied him.

After hearing Yaomei's glorious deeds, he had only one thought in his mind.

The mother's beating was still too light.

Holding Su Mang in front of him, as the elder brother, he first affirmed his sister's behavior, and then slowly explained what can and cannot be eaten.

"Yes, but the master said that there is nothing in the world that we cannot eat." Xiao BuDian struggled to refute.

The person who can say this sentence is definitely the number one foodie in Tianzi, and there are only a handful of people in the whole wilderness.

"Don't listen to her." Su Beimu said angrily: "I will teach her later, remember, don't pick up bugs on the ground to eat."

"Oh~"

A few years ago, Yoyo went home with him to celebrate the New Year, but unexpectedly gained Xiao Sumang's love.

Considering Yaomei's "talent" in literature, Su Beimu had an idea and decided to ask her to worship Yoyo as his teacher.

Now, the little unlucky guy can already control the release of bad luck, and it will not easily affect the surrounding area.

Pluto's Du'e body is mysterious and unpredictable, and Yaomei will have another backer in the future if she becomes a teacher.

Yoyo has been listening to him very much, saying that she will never stand when lying on her stomach, and never cry when she makes a smirk, not to mention that the cute little one hits her off very well.

Well, mainly in terms of food.

In this way, Yoyo became a member of the Hou's mansion, and would stay in the mansion to teach Yaomei when there was nothing to do.

Teach her how to cook better.

Literacy

I'm sorry, God gave all the good genes to my brother and sister, I, Su Mang, have no talent for learning.

It's not my fault, is it?

Seven or eight teachers successively expressed their limited ability and could not become the first teacher of the little princess.

In the end, it was Su Mingyue who came out to successfully deter the little one.

Unless necessary, no one would be willing to bully the cute little Su Mang, but Su Mingyue was the only one who really beat her up.

Because of this, the little princess of the Hou Mansion could barely read a few big characters.

It's all tears.

Carrying his sister to the lobby, Su Beimu met his parents and heard several things at the same time.

The royal family once again sent more troops to exert pressure on the northern counties.

The Valkyrie Xia Qinglan came out of the customs and beheaded a Nirvana-level powerhouse of the Celestial Clan.

The little apprentice sneaked out to play, and it was said that he was going to visit a certain holy place.

As for the younger sister Su Mingyue, the current situation does not seem to be very good.


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