Three Kingdoms: I live broadcast at Changbanpo and shocked the world

Chapter 54: So will dancing the social dance really make you stronger?

Kong Ming was so annoyed.

You let me ride in the manure truck and you just sneak out, right?

The more Kong Ming thought about it, the angrier he became.

I was quite touched, but then you gave me this?

It’s just like the naive girl who is in love online, only to find out after meeting him in person that he is a bald uncle.

The pain and unwillingness made Kong Ming unable to help but ask:

"Why can't I follow you out of the city?"

Qin Feng spread his hands and said helplessly:

"It's just a certificate of clearance. Look, my portrait is already drawn on it."

"Can't you buy one more?"

"I don't have any money, would you like to lend me some?"

"Where is the money given by the lord?"

“It’s all gone.”

"????"

Kong Ming was dumbfounded. With so much money, he had only been here for a few days and already spent it all?

"What did you do?

"Bribing the soldiers guarding the city."

"Then you'll let me go out in the dung cart?"

"if not?"

Seeing Qin Feng's self-righteous expression, Kong Ming immediately looked up to the sky and sighed.

It’s really a declining world and people’s hearts are not as old as they used to be!

[Hello MC Zhao Laonian, we are the official representative. We believe that you have traveled to the Three Kingdoms period. Can we talk about it? ]

[666! The authorities were actually alerted! ]

[Zhao Laonian is awesome! Is he planning to unify the universe? ]

Qin Feng frowned slightly. After being deceived by Baga-chan, he couldn't believe it for a moment.

After thinking for a while, he hesitated and said:

"I have indeed traveled to the Three Kingdoms. Is there anything I can do for you?"

[Comrade Laonian, there is a historic mission that needs to be entrusted to you! Can the country and the people trust you? ]

Qin Feng's face suddenly became solemn, and his blood boiled instantly. He nodded solemnly and said:

"Of course! Always be ready to fight for the liberation of all mankind!"

[Very good, Comrade Lao Nian, you are indeed a warrior with firm beliefs! ]

"Do you need me to collect more antiques? To protect cultural relics? I'll go collect more urinals now."

[Ahem, there's no need for a urinal. Can you think of a way to destroy the Roman Empire? ]

"......"

Qin Feng's mouth twitched twice and he asked:

"You're living a good life, right? Or should I kill him too?"

[Hahaha! That would be great! If you have the chance, you'd better lead the Chinese nation to conquer the world!]

Qin Feng pondered for a while and said:

"Swipe some money?"

[...Comrade Lao Nian, we are talking about ideals. What you are saying now is a bit vulgar! ]

Qin Feng rolled his eyes and said:

"Boss, I'm in the Three Kingdoms, and I'm still following Brother Bei.

I don't need to tell you how miserable he is, right? If you don't spend money, this matter will be difficult to handle!

Liangzi failed in his six northern expeditions to Qishan. Could I, a thirteen-and-a-half-year-old Xiang Yu, win?

Just tell me whether to brush or not?"

[Swipe! Of course! ]

"Then you brush it?"

【........The funding has not yet been approved. 】

"........"

Just as Qin Feng was talking to the barrage, occasionally stretching out his fingers and tapping the keyboard in the air, Lu Meng came to the yard.

Looking at his appearance, I couldn't help but hesitate:

"What is Lao Nian doing?"

Basking in the sun, the sleepy Kong Ming said calmly:

"I have a brain disease."

"Then what does he want to destroy? Is he living a good life?"

"Well, he always wants to destroy this and that.

Before, there was talk of rewarding with rockets and women's clothing and so on.

I don’t understand, but I hope his brain disease gets better soon.”

Lu Meng scratched his head and frowned:

"This is quite urgent. How about I go over and wake him up?"

Kong Ming gently waved his feather fan and said expressionlessly:

"Row."

"Ah? Can you really wake me up?"

"Call him, anyway, Yide was poked so hard last time that he couldn't get out of bed for three days."

"???"

Lu Meng's face turned a little pale. Are the people in Liu Bei's camp so terrifying?

In desperation, he had to ask Kong Ming to move aside and he sat down himself.

"By the way, I think I just heard Liangzi went to Qishan six times?

Are you referring to you, Mr. Wolong? Have you been to Qishan?"

Kong Ming shook his head and said:

"I haven't been there. Liangzi wasn't talking about me, was he? Laonian always called me the military advisor.

Besides, if he couldn't win the battle after six expeditions to Qishan, how incompetent must he be?

I am not talented, but I know a little about military affairs.

If Western Shu launches a northern expedition, there should be a general in Jingzhou who will come out of Wanluo and respond to us from afar, and we can defeat them in one battle!

"Going out to Qishan alone? Oh, how can it succeed?"

Lu Meng couldn't help but admire:

"Mr. Wolong has a very insightful opinion.

I have many soldiers and generals in Jiangdong, with a total of 200,000 armored soldiers.

If Mr. Wolong is interested, why not choose a good tree to inhabit? "

Kong Ming subconsciously wanted to refuse.

But at this moment, Qin Feng suddenly stretched out his head and said with a smile:

"Hey! It's not impossible. Can you take me with you?"

Lu Meng was frightened for a moment, but when he saw his smiling face, he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

At least it's normal, right?

I’m afraid I’ll get sick and won’t be able to get out of bed for three days!

"Oh? Brother Lao Nian also has this idea?"

Kong Ming looked at Qin Feng in confusion.

Of course, this is what Qin Feng thought, because Kong Ming always had a calm expression on his face, and it was impossible to tell whether he was confused or not.

Qin Feng poked him quietly, and then said with a smile:

"Of course, Uncle Liu is now trapped in prison with his remaining troops and defeated generals, it is really tragic.

Now, only Cao Cao and the Marquis of Wu have the potential to compete for the world, the rest are just so-so.

My military advisor and I have great ambitions, but we have nowhere to display them!"

Lu Meng's eyes lit up. If Qin Feng and Kong Ming really joined Jiangdong, it would definitely be a great help!

Moreover, they were at odds with the civil officials group, and Zhang Zhao hated them to the core, so he could only get close to the military generals group.

Thinking of this, Lu Meng couldn't help but hesitate.

Because the plan set up by General Zhou Yu is likely to destroy this opportunity!

But the arrow has to be fired when it is on the string!

Qin Feng asked curiously:

"General Lu, are you here to discuss something important?"

Lu Meng bowed and said:

"The Grand Commander has invited us to a banquet at his residence to discuss the plan of sending troops to defeat Cao the thief."

Qin Feng and Kong Ming looked at each other, stood up and were about to leave.

Unexpectedly, Lu Meng actually stopped in front of Kong Ming and said with a smile:

“I’m sorry, Mr. Wolong.

This is a gathering of military commanders, so civil officials don’t need to go.”

Upon hearing this, Kong Ming showed a rare expression on his face.

Even though he just glared at Qin Feng, Qin Feng still saw through it.

If the banquet is not good, there is definitely something wrong!

Qin Feng immediately smiled and said:

"Hey! What a coincidence, isn't it?

Brother Dafei, someone invites you to a banquet.

The military advisor and I are both civil officials, so we can’t go.”

【The host follows his heart! 】

[Host, don't be afraid, you might see Xiao Qiao at the banquet! ]

[That’s right, if you live stream Xiao Qiao, I’ll give you a big rocket reward! ]

The corners of Lu Meng's mouth twitched twice, and he said helplessly:

"Brother Lao Nian, please stop joking with our brothers.

You have the courage of ten thousand men, and you are also a lieutenant general. If you are not a military general, who is a military general?"