I became the boss of the system at the beginning

Chapter 256 Master, He Goes To Shit

Feeling his own strength, the corners of Zhongli's lips curled up slightly.

With his current strength, in the world of Journey to the West, I am afraid that there are only innate sages, that is, Journey to the West and Hongjun of the Dao of Heaven who cannot confront each other.

For the rest, no one really can threaten him.

"Just wait until Wukong completes Journey to the West."

Zhong Li's eyes were deep, and he stood with his hands behind his back.

It is said that monk Tang and his apprentices left Baihuling and headed west.

The twists and turns of the mountain road made their faces full of vicissitudes.

This mountain is full of branches, and there is no road at all.

No one left, let alone a road.

Sun Wukong raised the golden cudgel and smashed a path that was enough for them to pass.

"Buddhas like to engage in these fancy things."

Obviously, apart from Tang Seng, the others, even the white dragon horse, can fly, but they can't use that kind of volley flying.

This is tantamount to letting a bird that is good at flying use its feet to reach the finish line.

After a few people came to the black pine forest, there was no one nearby.

Seeing that it was getting late, Tang Seng said:

"Wukong, is there anyone around here? If not, how about we choose a flat place and set up a tent for a while?"

Sun Wukong shook his head impatiently.

"No, we have to hurry up. If we walk a little longer, we will be one step closer to the Western Paradise. The sooner we arrive, the sooner we will be relieved."

Tang Seng suddenly felt bitter.

When I met an apprentice who was more obsessed with the great cause of learning the scriptures than myself, why he couldn't help being happy.

After another section of the mountain road, Zhu Bajie couldn't bear it anymore, he kept winking with Tang Seng.

Tang Seng sighed and looked at Monkey King.

"Wukong~~ Shouldn't we be cooking?"

"Eat, eat, eat, think about eating all day long!"

Sun Wukong cast an angry look at Tang Seng behind him, and by the way also glared at Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk who were further behind with a flattering smile.

Who are these people?

Why is everyone not motivated at all?

Blame me!

Just because he contracted three meals a day, these guys were obsessed with it from the beginning, thinking about getting to the meal early.

But in their minds, shouldn't they be thinking about completing the great task of learning scriptures as soon as possible?

Tang Seng looked sad.

This apprentice is good at everything, the only bad thing is that he can't always cook on time.

Sometimes it is better to catch up with the road conditions, and when they can walk a little longer, Monkey King forcefully urges them to take a few more steps.

"Hey, when I was soft-hearted and secretly threw away the magic spell of sister Guanyin, it was probably the worst choice I made in this life."

It was not until the sky completely darkened that Monkey King agreed to rest.

Now, Zhu Bajie couldn't hide the smile on his face.

He hurriedly ran to Monkey King.

"Brother Monkey, what shall we have for dinner tonight?"

"My old grandson, what do you eat, why do you ask so many questions? Then ask yourself to eat!"

Zhu Bajie smiled and said:

"Eldest brother likes to joke, it's so late, and there is no one else, where should I go for my fast?"

"What are you doing with your spells? Use flying, go to a place where there are people to melt your food, won't you have it?"

Zhu Bajie gave a flattering smile, and now he didn't dare to talk too much.

In the night, Sun Wukong conjured up a bunch of bonfires and some kitchen utensils.

With his magical powers, why wouldn't he want to conjure up an attic directly?

When the time comes, live in directly. Wouldn't it be delicious to cook and eat inside?

It's a pity that Monkey King has tried to do this before.

But that guy Guanyin suddenly appeared.

A long-winded.

It probably means that you are here to learn scriptures, not for fun!

If you are greedy for pleasure, then the suffering of learning scriptures will change.

At that time, if you fail to learn from the scriptures, you will not be able to gain luck and give you that Zixia will not be able to be resurrected!

Although the words were not so straightforward, it probably meant the same thing.

The resurrection of Zixia is indeed one of the most important purposes of Monkey King's trip.

People have said so, so what can I do, of course, it is better to restrain myself.

A simple meal, there are only a few dishes, but each one is extremely delicious.

Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie, Sand Monk and others had a great time eating.

And the white dragon horse looked at it aggrieved.

"Although I am a mount, I still have to eat, hey!"

Fortunately, Monkey King did not ignore him.

Along the way, Sun Wukong has been riding a horse for much longer than Tang Seng, so naturally he will not treat his little brother badly in terms of food.

After a few people had a full meal, they immediately began to rest.

And Monkey King came to the top of the mountain as a monkey, looking at the starry sky, he didn't know what he was thinking.

midnight.

A strange feeling came from Tang Seng's belly.

Damn!

This is what it feels like to shit!

He reluctantly climbed out of the warm tent, his pale and tender face was blushing.

hateful!

Are you eating too much?

Why is shit so urgent.

Looking at the extremely dark forest, he saw that Zhu Bajie and Drifting were sleeping like two dead pigs, and Monkey King didn't know where he had gone. He didn't think too much about it, so he found a direction and rushed over quickly.

In a secluded place, Tang Seng released the repression of his body.

"call"

"happy!"

Tang Seng showed a relieved smile.

But at this moment, there was a crackling sound from the tall grass next to him.

"Who?"

Tang Seng was startled, and quickly covered the shameful part.

But there was no movement in that place.

Tang Seng stared at the place closely, and after confirming that there was nothing there, he breathed a sigh of relief and continued to concentrate on his own work.

in the bushes.

A little yellow-haired demon looked at his companion who held him back in surprise.

"What are you doing? Your Majesty asked us to catch him, how dare you stop me?"

The little demon who was scolded showed helplessness.

"Let's talk about morality, people are shitting, how can you bother?"

"Why don't you usually see you being so considerate?"

"What do you know! What is he there? Let's rush up and catch him now. What if we get on him? You want me to spit out all the food overnight?"

"Well, it makes sense~~"

After Tang Seng finished dealing with the matter of depression, he just put on his pants, and after walking a few steps, he heard another movement behind him.

Tang Seng's face changed, and he didn't dare to stay longer, he turned his head and wanted to run.

At this time, two yellow-haired goblins jumped out of the grass.

"That bald donkey don't go!"

"stop!"

Tang Seng glanced back, at this glance, his whole body was not well, and his face paled instantly.

Good guy!

It turned out to be two monsters!

And it's such an ugly monster!

Tang Seng didn't dare to delay, he raised his legs and ran away without hesitation.

But after all, the human body is mortal, so how can it be the opponent of the two monsters, they were stopped by them one after the other in the blink of an eye, and then ran away without any explanation.

Monkey King came back after blowing the cold wind on the edge of the cliff, but only saw three things sleeping like dead pigs.

"Where's the master?"

He gave a loud drink.

But no one gave him the slightest response.

Sun Wukong immediately dodged to the side of the two of them, went up and kicked them several times, and then woke up in a trance.

Zhu Bajie rubbed his sleepy eyes.

"what?"

"I said master?"

Seeing Sun Wukong's angry face, Zhu Bajie felt guilty.

"I was in a trance just now, as if I heard him say that my stomach hurts. I was too sleepy and fell asleep again. I didn't notice it!"

"How long?"

"I don't know, maybe half an hour?"

"It's broken, the master must have been captured by the monster again!"

Saying this, Sun Wukong was anxious on the face, but ecstatic in his heart.

Very good!

It seems that a new catastrophe has arrived!One step closer to his completion of Journey to the West!