The Emperor was kissed by the Regent and cried again

Chapter 112 You are crazy!!

He just said he was not injured, but now he says his waist is injured. Is this guy telling the truth?

Chu Beixiao is a man who talks a lot of nonsense and I can't guess his true identity. In fact, even if I ask him, he may not tell the truth.

In short, his overall state gives people a feeling of... a strong sense of stealing...! ?

"Didn't you say you weren't hurt?"

"If you don't believe me, I'll take it off for you to see." After saying that, Chu Beixiao planned to undress.

Shen Jingli quickly stopped him: "Can you be more normal?!"

After saying that, Shen Jingli picked up a small stone on the ground and threw it at him, "Isn't it enough that I trust you? You are not allowed to take it off!!"

Chu Beixiao reached out his hand to catch the stone, stopped undressing, and continued to swing, "You have to take me in until my back injury heals."

"But I have no money. It's hard for me to raise a cat or a dog, let alone you."

"I don't care whether I'm poor or not, as long as I don't starve to death."

"..."

Shen Jingli asked with a dark face: "So, you are blackmailing me, right?"

Chu Beixiao suddenly jumped down from the swing, and complained as he walked: "Ah, some people, when there is something going on, they call you Master Xiao, but when there is nothing going on, they are busy disassociating themselves from the matter. The world is going downhill, and people's hearts are not the same as they used to be."

"Let's go."

Three black lines appeared on Shen Jingli's forehead, and the corners of his eyes twitched violently: "Okay, come back... I'll take care of your food and drink until you recover. Is this okay now?"

Chu Beixiao was delighted and went back to the swing to swing. He touched his belly and shouted, "I'm hungry."

Shen Jingli: "…I'll treat you to fried noodles later, and I'll add meat to it."

"It's not delicious, not as delicious as what I made."

Recalling the fried noodles Chu Beixiao made a few days ago, Shen Jingli swallowed his saliva. He left in a hurry at that time and didn't eat much.

Now, I have some thoughts...

She smiled slyly: "Then...why don't you cook it? We can eat together."

Chu Beixiao clapped his hands and said, "Okay, where should we do it?"

"Let's leave the palace. There are too many people in the small kitchen here. I'm afraid it will cause a commotion. How about this, we meet at the palace gate."

Chu Beixiao: "Oh... move faster, I hate waiting for people the most."

"I know, I know." Shen Jingli planned to go to Qianlu Palace to change clothes first, but after taking two steps, an idea came to his mind.

She turned around excitedly, her lively eyes turned slightly, and she shouted, "Hey? Hey! Master Chu, don't go first!"

As soon as Chu Beixiao climbed over the wall, he was stopped by Shen Jingli. He lowered his head and asked, "What's the matter?"

Shen Jingli's eyes sparkled, "Come down first, I have a plan to solve your food and clothing problem."

"What a bad idea?" Chu Beixiao jumped down and stood straight on the ground.

"I already have a stall, why don't I just change my career and open a fried noodle stall, and you can be the chef."

The profit from selling fresh ingredients every day is too little, so I think it would be more profitable to open a fried noodles stall.

Chu Beixiao’s fried noodles are really good, so the customer flow shouldn’t be too bad.

Chu Beixiao curled his lips, "You're dreaming. The noodles I cooked are so delicious, are you going to tire me to death?"

"I need help, would you like to come?"

"Not coming."

Shen Jingli continued to ask: "How about working eight hours a day and having two days off on weekends?"

"What do you mean?"

"I just cook for four hours a day, and then I get off work at that time. I work five days and then I take two days off. How about that?"

Chu Beixiao paused, still refusing, "I'm still not going..."

Shen Jingli continued to make conditions, "I will also buy you medical insurance."

Chu Beixiao scratched his chin, with a question mark on his face: "Hmm...? What is medical insurance?"

"That is... if you are sick in the future, I will prescribe medicine for you for free."

"Don't go."

Even after Shen Jingli had said this, Chu Beixiao still refused to give in, so she had no choice but to give up.

Shen Jingli felt a little lost at this time. She felt like she had lost 100 million.

"Okay... forget it if you don't want to come."

Chu Beixiao choked, his eyes wandering around uncomfortably, and his tone of voice was not as firm anymore.

"Hey... you're so insincere. Are you giving up on me so quickly?"

Shen Jingli pursed his lips and said with shame: "It's obviously you who didn't want to..."

It was clearly him who was making excuses just now, but now that the words came out of his mouth, he became the insincere one. This guy really likes to confuse right and wrong.

"Then...how much will you charge me?"

"One or two."

Chu Beixiao tilted his head slightly and asked, "One or two ounces a day?"

Shen Jingli said anxiously: "You are crazy!!"

He was quite bold in thinking. One tael a day, thirty taels a month, if he paid wages like this, he would go bankrupt sooner or later.

"Could it be... one or two a month?"

Shen Jingli nodded.

Chu Beixiao was shocked and said, "Are you sending away beggars?!"

"What?! I'm under so much pressure. Rent, wages, pots and pans... I also have to pay my share..."

"Young man! Money is hard to earn these days. This is the best I can offer you. Do you want to come?"

Chu Beixiao sighed softly, "Okay, okay."

"Then find me a place to live first."

"No, no, no, now it's my turn to think about it. I can make a steady profit from selling the quota every day. If you cheat at work, I will lose a lot."

Chu Beixiao looked like a person with an unstable mind. If he started to slack off, wouldn't that be like inviting a giant Buddha back?

"In this case, you have to promise me first that you will not be lazy at work! I don't do business at a loss."

"Look at you, you're such a money-grubber..."

"How about it? Is it okay? Can you do it?"

Chu Beixiao held his head in his hands and replied lazily, "I know. Hurry up and find me a place to live."

"This is not difficult, let's leave the palace without further delay."

……

After leaving the palace, Shen Jingli went to Ruanxianglou and first returned thirty taels of silver to Liu Huakui, and asked her to give him a few more days for the remaining silver. After all, she still needed to save some money to run the fried noodle stall.

Afterwards, she brought Chu Beixiao to RiRiXian and asked him to go with Ding Yuanji to buy pots, pans, and various condiments.

In addition, she also found Zhang Xiangyi and asked him to help rent a small house nearby for Chu Beixiao to live in.

While they were all shopping, Shen Jingli quickly came to the Dali Temple.

After meeting the Dali Temple Shaoqing, Shen Jingli handed him the booklet and said, "Lord Wang, please take a good look at this booklet."

Wang Hongyang opened the booklet and his face turned pale. It contained a list of the male favorites in the ministers' houses.

His unfilial son...is also on the list!

The number of men he had affairs with was...quite a lot!!

Wang Hongyang wiped the sweat off his forehead and asked, "Your Majesty, what does this have to do with abolishing the law?"

"How can it be irrelevant? The fatal trump card that can quickly bring the ministers to a consensus is in your hands. If you use the laws you are familiar with flexibly, won't you get twice the result with half the effort?"

It is normal in life to mind things that do not concern you, but as soon as something involves you, you will be anxious and unable to sit still.

With this booklet, they will definitely reach a consensus and there will not be too much debate.

In this way, we can unite the front as quickly as possible.