mtl008 Chapter 231: Xiao Jiaojiao leads the team to the bar
Chapter 231: Xiao Jiaojiao leads the team to the bar
Oh my god, so funny.
The eldest brother Yan Jue is just a funny guy.
With his IQ, how is he going to survive in the "quasi-recruit" base?
He is also their eldest senior brother.
It's over, it's over.
Who knows, one day, you might be sold out and have to help count the money.
If he was asked to compose a poem based on the example, what poem would he compose?
Example: Read this poem, then try to imitate it.
咏鹅
(Geese, geese, geese, they sing with their necks bent toward the sky, their white feathers floating on the green water, their red feet paddling the clear waves.)
Senior Brother Yan Jue is outrageous, what did he write?
Chant me.
Me, me, I, I only eat and don’t work. I eat three bowls of rice at a meal and don’t wash the dishes after eating.
Lu Yiling almost burst out laughing when he saw this.
She turned around and looked at her seventh senior brother beside her, and she could no longer hold back.
Yong Dad.
Dad, Dad, Dad, he doesn’t listen to me every day. My mom scolds him and he beats me.
Ha ha! ! !
O(n_n)O Haha~.
What kind of magical answer is this? It's really funny.
Now, I am looking forward to the answers from other seniors.
She ignored Sikong Yan's glare and walked towards the second senior brother.
He chuckled out loud.
Chanted it out loud.
"Ying fart!"
"Fart, fart, fart, this is the air in the stomach, when it sounds, it shakes the heaven and earth, and when it sounds silently, everyone dies!"
“…”
Under Sikong Yan's murderous gaze, Lu Yiling returned to his seat with a laugh.
Continue doing the test paper.
But she didn't dare to do it.
Because she doesn't know how to do it, this knowledge is not in the books.
She knew by heart the books that Xiao You gave her, but she couldn't understand anything beyond the knowledge in the books.
It’s not her fault. The teacher didn’t teach her. There’s nothing we can do about it.
No, she doesn't have a teacher.
All members of the Rose organization grew up on the island and never went to school for a single day.
The breeder hired a well-known foreign teacher at a high salary.
But what they teach is foreign languages, not China's traditional culture.
They have no problem speaking Mandarin and can communicate normally, but they don't know the difficult and profound Chinese culture and look confused.
Lu Yiling also had this question when he took his first cultural examination.
Her answer stunned instructor Li Mu, who quickly took it out and showed it to the captain.
When Sikong Yan saw it, he was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
Xiao Jiaojiao's answer wasn't that strong either.
Yong Ma!!!
Mom, Mom, Mom. The voice is like a frog, croaking with its mouth open, scolding people all day long, the members are very fixed, only me and Dad.
At this moment, after getting this question, Xiao Jiaojiao didn't dare to do it.
She racked her brains but still had no idea how to write a poem with substance.
I’m afraid of making a fool of myself.
So, Xiao Jiaojiao left this question blank.
Let’s go to the next question.
Topic, guess the riddle.
Wearing a big red flower on the head and colorful clothes, she sings in the early morning to urge people to get up early.
When Lu Yiling saw the answer, he was like, oh my god, she can do this.
This question is simple, probably the easiest one in the whole test paper, she will definitely get points.
Isn't this just praising their eldest baby?
When Sikong Yan trained them, didn't he just wear a hat, stand on the playground, and let the instructor Li Mu blow the whistle for assembly?
When we urge them to get up, it's like urging them to die.
Yes, the answer must be Sikong Yan.
The person who set this question may know that this test paper is for the future recruits to take a cultural assessment test and knows what they are thinking.
Without any hesitation, Lu Yiling filled in the answer with two words: Captain.
No, others don’t know who the captain is.
Then Lu Yiling added another bracket to explain.
Sikong Yan!
The captain is Sikong Yan.
after an hour.
All members of the Guigui organization finished their examination papers and gave them to Sikong Yan.
Make an appointment to go out for a midnight snack.
Sikong Yan gave his senior brothers and sisters some instructions, asking them not to take Xiao Jiaojiao drinking, and then let them go.
He didn't have the habit of eating midnight snacks and wanted to review all the papers in the hotel.
After understanding the situation of the seniors, it is easier to make targeted training plans.
The first paper came from the icy beauty that is the Third Senior Sister.
When I saw this, oh my god, Sikong Yan was vomiting blood.
The third sister completed all the papers.
It’s all the same answer.
This is not a test, it's a painting competition.
She drew the same pattern used when sending voice messages on WeChat in the answer column of all the test questions.
According to the difficulty of the question.
Third Sister wrote varying lengths of minutes in the speech bubble to indicate the length of the answer.
In the imitation of Ode to the Goose, the third sister drew a dialog box and wrote the number 60 in it.
Because WeChat voice input seems to allow you to input up to 60 seconds of voice.
The third sister found this question very difficult.
So I calculated the time and drew a 60-second voice input on it.
After Sikong Yan finished reading all the answer sheets, his brows were furrowed.
To describe it in four words, it’s horrific.
It's a mess.
He now finally understood why Xiao Jiaojiao had such a personality. The entire Guigui killer organization was extremely united, and there was no conflict of interest.
That's because they all have the same personality.
No one is better than anyone else.
In short, it's outrageous.
All the apprentices taught by the breeder are of the same type.
This gave Sikong Yan a headache. When he returned to the base, did he have to hire an elementary school Chinese teacher to teach them starting from a, o, e, y, w, u, heaven, earth and man?
This is really a huge project.
Forget it, I can’t change it anymore, and I’m too lazy to calculate the score.
Sikong Yan put the paper away, prepared to take it back for filing, and then went to look for his little fox.
After thinking it over, Sikong Yan still felt uneasy.
Originally, I asked the seniors to keep an eye on the little fox.
But according to this trend, they are all birds of a feather. It is better to look after Xiao Jiaojiao by yourself than to expect the seniors to look after her.
Maybe the senior brothers and sisters are the ones who help the evil.
Sure enough, Sikong Yan guessed right.
If you want to go out for a midnight snack, just eat something nearby.
Are they going for a midnight snack?
The group of people disappeared from Sikong Yan's sight and changed their appearance, heading straight for the KTV.
Don’t drink?
That won't work.
All the idiots in the sect finally got together, and they had to celebrate their rebirth after a calamity.
The way to celebrate is to have a party.
Sikong Yan miscalculated.
27 End