What a sin! The most handsome lazy man in the village married a crazy woman.

Chapter 468 The second baby is coming

Shangguan Tang gave Yun Ting a reproachful look and said, "Look how anxious you made my great-grandfather. Aren't you ashamed?"

Yun Ting stuck out his tongue mischievously.

For several days afterwards, Shangguan Zhenhua kept an eye on Yun Ting's situation.

Then they were surprised to find that it was just as Shangguan Tang and the others had said. No matter how the adults managed Yun Ting, he would come up with new tricks every day to get himself hurt. He would either break his head, or accidentally ingest poison and have diarrhea, vomit blood, have a fever, feel weak all over, and would continue to tinker with the big wooden wings and secretly try to fly, falling miserably.

Shangguan Zhenhua was numb!

His great-grandson is really a man of iron!

Even after torturing himself in this way, he is still alive and well.

That day, Shangguan Zhenhua gave up looking after Yun Ting and went to Ziyan Mountain to pick some fruit. As soon as he arrived at the mountain, he saw a huge snake in the dragon fruit field.

The giant python lay motionless on the ground, its belly bulging, as if it had just eaten something.

Shangguan Zhenhua was about to go up to check. After taking a few steps, he saw the python's belly move. A small part of it bulged up, and then, with a loud bang, a knife tip emerged from the python's belly.

Shangguan Zhenhua was startled and immediately realized that the giant python must have swallowed a person.

He was about to ask a few questions when the blade suddenly cut open the python's belly from the inside, and a small head popped out.

"Oh my god, I'm suffocating. The snake's stomach stinks. How could my dad stand it when he was a kid? Raising snakes is worse than raising crocodiles!"

"Yun Ting!" Shangguan Zhenhua exclaimed and quickly walked over to pull Yun Ting out of the snake's belly.

"How did you get swallowed by a snake?" Shangguan Zhenhua was terrified.

"Great-grandfather, why are you here? Oh, I get it, you are here to find me, right?" Yun Ting said with sparkling eyes and a smelly body.

Shangguan Zhenhua shook his head: "No, I was picking fruits, but that's not the point. The point is why you got out of the snake's stomach, and how did you get swallowed by the snake?"

Yun Ting wiped his face with a handkerchief before saying, "I heard from my fifth uncle that my father had many pets when he was a child, including a big snake. My father even played in the snake's belly. I was curious about what was fun in the snake's belly, so I found a giant python to try it out. It turned out to be not fun at all. I was almost suffocated to death!"

"You little bastard!" Shangguan Zhenhua slapped him on the back. "Can you play with a giant python? You really dare to play with anything. If you die in the snake's stomach, what will I do? What will your parents do? Don't be so naughty anymore!"

As he spoke, tears appeared in his old eyes.

Seeing Shangguan Zhenhua's eyes moistened, Yun Ting realized that he had really made a big mistake and made his great-grandfather worry again.

He admitted his mistake in a very good manner.

Shangguan Zhenhua tapped his forehead: "Your attitude of admitting your mistakes is good, but you never change and even get worse. It really makes me angry! You like playing so much, right? Okay, when you grow up a little bit, I will send you to play in the military camp."

After saying that, he took Yun Ting down the mountain and no longer had the mood to pick fruit.

Shangguan Zhenhua threw Yun Ting in front of Shangguan Tang and told him about his adventure in the snake's belly.

"We must discipline this brat, otherwise he will be in trouble next time." Shangguan Zhenhua said.

Yun Ting said, "Great-grandfather, the dog's stomach is too small to accommodate me, and the dog's mouth is also too small to get in. Dabai can let me try."

The big white tiger is now also in the mountains of Qingquan Village and has found a companion.

"You'll die if you try!" Shangguan Tang glanced at his son coldly, "You'll be a jerk if you don't fight for a day."

As she spoke, she pulled out a willow branch from the space.

Yun Ting was so scared that he said, "Mom, stop hitting me. I was wrong!"

Shangguan Tang went up waving a willow branch.

The mother and son were chasing each other in the yard.

When Nangong Jingxuan came back, he saw Yun Ting kneeling on the soybeans in the yard, his ears pulled by his hands, ten bowls on his head, and his face and exposed skin were covered with marks from being whipped with willow branches.

"What good things have you done today?"

Shangguan Tang walked out of the vegetable garden and said, "He gave himself to the giant python as a snack. He gave himself to the giant python, so that the giant python could not digest it properly. He also poisoned the giant python to death and cut the snake's stomach to escape. He is a terrible harm to the snake. It was not easy for the snake to grow so big. It was not easy for it to become the snake king, but he ruined it!"

Nangong Jingxuan raised his eyebrows: "Could that snake be the one that swallowed me that year?"

Yun Ting said: "Fifth uncle said that the snake that swallowed you has been killed and eaten, and this one I found should be its wife."

Shangguan Tang sneered: "You two are really good at catching a pair of snakes and causing trouble."

"Let's change to another snake next time." Nangong Jingxuan said.

Shangguan Tang narrowed his eyes: "What did you say?"

Nangong Jingxuan felt a chill down his spine: "I'll get some medicine to drive away all the snakes nearby, so that my son will never be able to catch snakes again in his life."

Shangguan Tang snorted softly.

Nangong Jingxuan smiled and said to Yun Ting, "Son, you must be hungry kneeling here. Dad will catch the snake and stew it for you."

Yun Ting resisted: "No, it's poisonous."

Nangong Jingxuan: "Poison won't kill you."

The snake was very big, but Shangguan Tang didn't like eating snake meat, so she didn't participate. She was not needed to cook snake soup.

At night, the yard was filled with the delicious aroma of snake soup. The smell was so strong that it seeped into every room.

Shangguan Tang was enjoying a delicious minced meat and cowpea rice when he was stimulated by the smell of the snake soup. He couldn't help feeling nauseous and vomited.

Nangong Jingxuan was enjoying his meal with everyone in the front yard when Cuiying came to report: "Master, the mistress vomited because of the smell of snake soup!"

As soon as Nangong Jingxuan returned to the room, he saw Shangguan Tang, who had been very energetic just now, now half leaning on the bed with a pale face.

"Madam, what's wrong with you?" Nangong Jingxuan became nervous.

Shangguan Tang covered his chest and said, "I feel very uncomfortable and nauseous. This feeling is just like when I was pregnant with Yun Ting. Please take my pulse and see if I am really pregnant."

Nangong Jingxuan thought it was impossible for her to get pregnant: "Your period is still five days away. You have been normal in the past few months. And when we had sex, we were taking precautions. It's impossible for you to get pregnant."

There are also many condoms made of animal casings in their room!

Having said that, Nangong Jingxuan still felt Shangguan Tang's pulse, and then his face changed: "She is actually pregnant."

Shangguan Tang's eyes lit up: "Really?"

Nangong Jingxuan nodded: "Really, it's been more than a month. Are you happy?"

Shangguan Tang asked back: "Are you unhappy?"