What a sin! The most handsome lazy man in the village married a crazy woman.

Chapter 309 It’s been a long time since I saw someone else’s wedding night



Chapter 309 It’s been a long time since I saw someone else’s wedding night

As soon as the surprised sound came out, Ye Ping'an secretly thought that something was wrong and hurriedly restrained his expression, but it was too late.

Senior Dugu looked at him with a smile: "You don't know Hong Longfei, why are you so surprised?"

She stood up suddenly, grabbed Ye Ping'an's neck and lifted him up: "Since you refuse to admit it, then go to hell!"

“No!” Guo Jiaojiao rushed over and grabbed Senior Dugu’s hand: “Senior Dugu, please don’t kill him.”

Senior Dugu did not let go: "Those who are not honest should die."

Guo Jiaojiao asked: "If he is Hong Longfei's apprentice, will you let him go?"

"Then he deserves to die even more!" Senior Dugu laughed coldly.

Guo Jiaojiao said angrily: "Whether it is true or not, you are going to kill him. You are too unreasonable!"

Seeing that Ye Ping'an's face turned red due to being pinched and he couldn't utter a single word, Guo Jiaojiao opened her mouth and bit Senior Dugu's hand in a hurry.

"Hiss!" Senior Dugu took a breath of cold air and said angrily, "Let go."

Guo Jiaojiao held on tightly and refused to let go.

Senior Dugu raised his other hand and said, "Believe it or not, I will beat you to death."

Guo Jiaojiao still bit her hand.

Senior Dugu slapped Guo Jiaojiao with his palm, but she neither dodged nor let go.

The slap landed lightly on Guo Jiaojiao's head, and Senior Dugu let go of Ye Ping'an.

Ye Ping'an fell to the ground, breathing heavily.

Senior Dugu gently stroked Guo Jiaojiao's head and said, "I won't kill him."

Guo Jiaojiao finally let go, ran over, helped Ye Pingan up, and pulled him behind her.

She opened her arms and protected Ye Ping'an like an old hen protecting her chicks: "Old Senior Dugu, you must keep your word and not touch him again."

Elder Dugu looked at her hand. Guo Jiaojiao had bitten her arm, leaving a row of teeth marks that had broken the skin. If she used a little more force, she could bite off her flesh.

She smiled at Guo Jiaojiao and said, "You really have the guts to say that!"

Guo Jiaojiao stiffened her neck and said, "You are wrong."

She turned to Ye Ping'an and comforted him: "Don't be afraid, I'm here, senior can't kill you."

Ye Ping'an looked at her and felt at ease for some reason.

"You like him?" Senior Dugu asked in confusion.

Guo Jiaojiao and Ye Ping'an were both stunned, and their faces turned red. Guo Jiaojiao stamped her feet and said, "Old senior, what nonsense are you talking about?"

The lonely old man sat down on the stone bench and said, "If you don't like him, why are you trying so hard to save him?"

"I just can't bear to see you killing innocent people. Besides, he is my friend." Guo Jiaojiao snorted.

Senior Dugu smiled and said, "Don't quibble. I can see that you just like this boy. What friend? Who are you kidding? I can see what you are thinking."

Guo Jiaojiao couldn't explain it clearly: "How could I possibly like a young boy like him?"

Ye Pingan's eyes widened: "No, what kind of hairy boy? I am taller than you and one month older than you, okay?"

Guo Jiaojiao turned her face away: "There is no way I will like you anyway."

Ye Pingan was puzzled: "Why?"

Guo Jiaojiao turned around and looked him up and down, her eyes full of disdain: "You are too young, you look childish at first glance, and you don't have any manliness at all!"

Ye Ping'an was struck by lightning.

Is he childish and unmanly?

"Are you blind?" Ye Ping'an was so angry that he instantly forgot the shock he had just suffered and started arguing with Guo Jiaojiao.

The more they argued, the happier Senior Dugu laughed.

Ye Ping'an and the other man quarreled more and more fiercely, saying all kinds of unpleasant things, and then they started fighting. As they fought, they left the small courtyard and gradually moved away from the sight of Senior Dugu.

By the time the old man reacted, the two enemies had already run far away.

Senior Dugu laughed angrily: "Two little rascals."

"Run faster." Guo Jiaojiao led the way on the trail: "Run this way."

"After you get down the mountain, run to Xuzhou City and look for your people."

"Jiaojiao, thank you for your kindness..."

"What are you thanking me for? Run faster!" Guo Jiaojiao interrupted him.

The two ran very fast.

When they were almost at the foot of the mountain, Dugu Lao suddenly appeared in front of them.

Ye Ping'an, who was running in front, braked suddenly.

Guo Jiaojiao bumped into his back.

Before she could come to her senses, a rope was thrown over and entangled her and Ye Ping'an.

Senior Dugu flew over, turned Ye Ping'an's body, and tied him and Guo Jiaojiao together face to face.

"Old senior, you're going too far. Let us go." Guo Jiaojiao blushed.

Ye Ping'an was also angry and shy: "Old senior, please let Jiaojiao go, I will go with you, you can kill me or chop me up, it's all up to you."

Senior Dugu raised his eyebrows: "Jiaojiao? You're calling me that so affectionately."

Ye Pingan: "...let go of Miss Guo!"

Elder Dugu: "Are you trying to distance yourself from Jiaojiao by calling her Miss Guo? You are such a heartless brat!"

Ye Pingan: "......"

No matter what he shouts, it's wrong, right?

"Senior, what do you want?"

Elder Dugu chuckled and said, "When I was young, I had a bad relationship with Hong Longfei. That fellow was ruthless and ungrateful. He took advantage of me and ran away..."

Ye Ping'an and Guo Jiaojiao coughed twice, and then their faces turned redder. Ye Ping'an said, "Old senior, can you tell me the point?"

"Oh, the point is, well, I want to find Hong Longfei and sleep with him for 49 days."

Ye Pingan and the other two: "......"

You really have great ambitions.

Guo Jiaojiao was about to cry: "Then why did you arrest us?"

Senior Dugu chuckled and said, "I think you two are a good match, just like me and Hong Longfei when we were young."

Ye Pingan had a bad feeling.

"In order to make up for the regrets of the past, I will let you two lovers finally get married."

Ye Pingan and the other two were furious: "......Are you crazy?"

Elder Dugu chuckled again, pulled the rope, asked Ye Ping'an and the other man to come forward, and knocked on their heads: "Don't talk about me like that. I'm your matchmaker. Come on, I'll take you back now. Under the witness of Jiaojiao's two masters, I'll let you get married in the bridal chamber."

"Oh, there's a bridal chamber to watch again. I haven't seen one in years. I miss it so much."

Ye Pingan and the other two: "......"

Ye Pingan said in disbelief: "She is really crazy."

He turned his head to look at Guo Jiaojiao, but found that Guo Jiaojiao was leaning on his chest, feeling uncomfortable all over. When he turned around, his mouth touched Guo Jiaojiao's forehead.

Ye Ping'an shuddered as if he had been electrocuted, and Guo Jiaojiao's body also stiffened.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean it." Ye Ping'an quickly turned his head away.

"They kissed each other." Senior Dugu turned around and looked at Guo Jiaojiao with a smile: "You said he was not your lover, look how happy you are."

Guo Jiaojiao cried angrily: "He really isn't! Wuuwuwu, senior, please stop bullying me, okay? I was wrong, I won't bite you again."

Senior Dugu didn't care whether she cried or not, and continued to pull the rope to pull the two back to the mountain.

Suddenly, two parrots appeared in the air.

Senior Dugu looked up in confusion.

A black panther attacked the three people from behind and pounced on Senior Dugu's back.


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