mtl008 Chapter 124: He looks like a fairy, but he speaks like a dog
Chapter 124: He looks like a fairy, but he speaks like a dog
Ye Tang pointed at Xiao Qi and said, "When we were fighting the bandits that day, you didn't make a cat's meow, but chirp, hum, ...
Ye Pingan: “…” What is his sister screaming about? Is she pretending to be a bird?
"And your claws are bigger than the cat's, and your ears have become rounder..." Ye Tang stretched out her hand towards the little black cat, and the mother wolf immediately glared at her fiercely.
Ye Tang pulled his hand back in a flash: "Why are you so fierce? It's not your cub, why are you protecting it?"
She squinted her eyes and looked at the little black cat: "You can't meow, and you look weird. You are definitely not a cat. If you are not a cat, you can't catch mice. You are useless..."
"Meow!"
Before she finished her words, the little black cat cried out in a soft and cute voice.
Ye Tang: "...I won't abandon you for now!"
Was she mistaken? Was Xiao Qi really a cat?
"Meow meow meow!" Xiao Qi called happily.
Ye Pingan spoke for it: "Sister, it's meowing, it's a cat."
Xiao Qi looked at Ye Tang with innocent blue eyes and called out again: "Meow."
It's a cat.
"I misunderstood you. You are a cat, not a black panther." Ye Tang looked at Xiao Qi with satisfaction: "With such a big size, you will definitely be an expert in catching mice in the future. I will leave the mice at home to you. Don't let me down, otherwise I will let you be a wild cat."
Xiao Qi: “…”
Ye Ping'an suddenly felt that Xiaoqi's future life as a cat would be very difficult.
"Sister, I'm going to take a walk in the mountains. Dad and I will be back at dinner time."
"Go."
Less than a quarter of an hour after Ye Ping'an left, Jamel Xiao's voice came from outside.
"Madam, I'm back."
Ye Tang stood up and saw Lu Taohua running to open the door, and Xiao Jingxuan walked in with two old men.
There was an old man she knew, his name was Hong Longfei.
The other old man was tall and thin, dressed in white, with white eyebrows and a long white beard. He was holding a palm-leaf fan, and had an immortal look, like a god.
"Madam, let me introduce you. This is my master. Master, this is my wife, Ye Tang." Xiao Jingxuan walked over quickly, pulled Ye Tang over, and introduced her to someone.
"Hello, Master." Ye Tang greeted politely.
"My disciple's wife, please make me something delicious quickly. I've been eating pig food for more than 20 days and I'm almost turning into a pig." Hong Longfei said with a painful look on his face.
Liu An's face darkened instantly: "How dare you compare the medicinal food I made to pig food."
Hong Longfei's beard was furious: "What a bullshit medicinal diet, it's obviously poison, you take me as a medicine man."
Liu An snorted coldly: "You are simply an ungrateful and ungrateful wolf..."
The two old men quarreled endlessly.
Jamel Xiao shrugged as if it was nothing, and pulled Ye Tang back into the house.
He took out three hundred taels of silver notes from his pocket and gave them to Ye Tang: "On the way back, I saved a businessman and earned three hundred taels."
Ye Tang smiled happily and patted him on the face: "My husband is awesome."
Jamel Xiao pointed to his left cheek: "This side can't be left behind either."
Ye Tang leaned over and kissed her again.
Jamel Xiao felt as if he was in the clouds: “Madam, tonight.”
"Not tonight, I'm having my period." Ye Tang interrupted him.
Jamel Xiao felt like he was falling into an ice cellar: "When did you come?"
"Just now." After Ye Tang finished speaking, he suddenly stood up, ran to the closet, found the menstrual belt, and rushed to the toilet.
Jamel Xiao: "..."
He got up and went to the kitchen to boil brown sugar water.
The aroma of brown sugar water attracted Liu'an.
Liu An was stunned when he saw him wearing an apron.
"I have been your master for fifteen years, and you have never even boiled hot water for me. Today, you are willing to make brown sugar water for me. Great, great, you are so filial. Very filial!"
Jamel Xiao said without even turning his head: "This is for my wife."
The willow bank exploded.
Hong Longfei crouched by the kitchen window and said, "You even robbed my disciple's wife's things. You have no shame."
He said to Jamel Xiao loudly: "Disciple, make more, I want to drink too."
Jamel Xiao said in a light voice: "You are menstruating too?"
Hong Longfei: “…”
Liu An glanced at Hong Longfei's butt: "It's all red."
Hong Long threw a flying knife over.
Liu An threw out a poison needle.
When Ye Tang came out of the toilet, the two elders immediately stopped fighting and looked at her with concern.
Liu An smiled, his immortal demeanor gone, with a bit of vulgarity between his eyebrows: "My disciple's wife, I have a menopause medicine here. I guarantee that after you take it, you will never have your period again, and you will be free from pain..."
Hong Longfei's eyes widened: "You old lunatic, you are talking nonsense again."
He looks like an immortal, but he calls people dogs as soon as he opens his mouth, regardless of the occasion or the person.
Xiao Jingxuan's eyebrows jumped, and he was about to rush out.
But Ye Tang smiled softly: "Master, I have a magical knife here. With one cut, I guarantee that you will reach heaven and your head and body will be separated..."
Jamel Xiao came out and stuffed the kitchen knife into her hand: "Don't be polite, just chop, I'll bury you if you kill me."
Liu An's eyelids twitched.
Ye Tang blinked and looked at Jamel Xiao: "Will people say I'm a traitor?"
"Don't be afraid, no one will see us." Xiao Jingxuan said gently, "My master occasionally goes crazy and commits suicide and buries himself. It has nothing to do with us..."
Liu An: "...You traitor, that's enough!"
Hong Longfei was laughing so hard that he fell backwards.
Liu An squatted by the pond and played with the fish, looking very unhappy.
The stinky disciple helps his wife but not him, and then abandons his master after he gets a wife. What a traitor, what a traitor.
Ye Tang was cooking in the kitchen, and Jamel Xiao was helping her.
Liu An glanced towards the kitchen and snorted, "They're quite a match. The brat finally... Eh? What's that?"
He ran into the vegetable garden and looked at the peppers with interest.
Hong Longfei walked in and said, "This is Chili. You country bumpkin, you don't even know what Chili is."
Liu An rolled his eyes at him and pointed at the tomato: "What about that one?"
"tomato."
"what about this?"
"do not know."
"..."
Liu An turned into a curious baby, looking left and right in the vegetable garden.
Suddenly, he smelled a fragrance.
"What is the taste?"
Hong Longfei's eyes sparkled: "The food is almost ready."
He quickly ran to the dining room, set the table and chairs, and scooped water to wash his hands.
"What are you doing?" Liu An looked at him in confusion.
Hong Longfei: "You have to wash your hands before eating. If you don't wash your hands, your disciples and daughters-in-law will not be allowed to sit at the table."
Liu An frowned: "She has such a bad temper? She even controls the elders?"
Hong Longfei rolled his eyes at him.
Liu An said: "You and Jing Xuan have spoiled her too much. Women should not be spoiled. The more you spoil them, the more they will become more demanding."
Having said that, he still washed his hands: "This new house is very nice, but it's a pity that it lacks a doctor."
Hong Longfei: "... Stop harming others."
"I smell the fragrance of food. Your sister made delicious food again today." Ye Peng and Ye Ping'an walked in from outside.
Seeing Hong Longfei and Liu An, Ye Peng and the others were both delighted.
"Senior Hong, you are back."
Ye Peng and the other man came over to greet each other.
When Liu An saw Ye Peng's face, his pupils suddenly shrank.