mtl008 Chapter 229 Do you want to have a friend?
Chapter 229 Do you want to have a friend?
[The boss is sweating, thinking in his heart: It’s bad, it’s bad!
So he changed the subject: "Well... the latest model of Hermès, your colleagues must be very envious of you."
His tone was full of pride and smugness.
The heroine's pupils dilated and she looked at the man in front of her in shock, Wang Defa!
"So you sent the 100 million yuan bag to the company anonymously?"
The boss is very proud: Uh-huh~
The heroine's mouth twitched and she was completely speechless.
He smiled and said, "The Discipline Inspection Commission knows everything. I've been interviewed for the whole afternoon."
Everyone also understands what it means to be within the system.
Maybe the domineering president is a powerful figure in novels, but once it is linked to reality, it seems so unreasonable.
Local officials of various dynasties could not help but sweat when looking at the glittering money. If their leaders knew about such an expensive bag, it would be almost like taking bribes. No wonder they were summoned for questioning.
The emperors said this unreliable assumption was impossible, but this setting was novel. It was just that the heroine was a bit unlucky to run into such a weird species as the domineering president.
In the past, they thought they were the richest people in the world, but compared with the people in later novels, that was nothing. It was simply a dimensionality reduction attack, they were simply a dwarf compared to a giant!
But this domineering boss's actions are really nonsensical.
[The boss's eyes are confused. Want to talk? ]
[The two protagonists both sit down.]
Male lead: Get the certificate in the afternoon.
The heroine wondered: "Where is this going?"
Wave your hands to indicate no.
The domineering boss, who was about to lose his temper, just stood up when he was interrupted by the heroine, who motioned him to sit down.
Female lead: "It depends on whether you can pass the third generation political review."
Our male protagonist is full of doubts. Three generations of political review?
Then he added: Let’s have the wedding first. I want to give you the most grand wedding in the history of City A.
His words were full of confidence, and he waved his hand with his money: A banquet for the whole city!
The heroine crossed her arms and had an impeccable smile on her face (mocking): Hehe~
He calmly said, "I can't entertain the whole city."
Male protagonist: Woman, are you questioning my strength?
The hostess: "We are not allowed to have a grand wedding. The number of guests at the wedding banquet cannot exceed 300."
He said while pointing with his finger.
The boss was shocked again:!!!
So little? 】
Everyone couldn't help laughing when they saw the boss's face full of doubt about life.
In novels you are lawless, but in reality you can't move an inch!
Hahahahahaha
Let them laugh for a while, this kind of domineering boss looks quite comical.
The comment section is a bit negative.
"/Love is the eternal master/: This shows that the boss is not bossy enough. [Drinking tea]"
『/Xi Xiao/: How can there be 300 people? No more than ten tables, and each table with ten people is only 100.
Reply:
/Xiaoxiao/: 100% of the interior is approved by the township, and 100% and below 300% are approved by the district government. 』
『/水月镜花/: This interview joke reminds me of a friend of mine (who works at a university, not a teacher) who bought a bottle of Moutai online with his salary card and was interviewed. [Laughing and crying]』
『/Gem Despair/: A person who is good at defeating tyrants in the system, haha. 』
The emperors also understood that people like this working in government agencies must be strictly screened. The so-called domineering president really can't afford that "money power". No matter how rich you are, can you cross the entire country?
But this is just an assumption made by later generations. Even rich people can do this in real life.
Otherwise, you will really hate the rich~
But when they saw the video of the next moment, everyone felt that things had finally returned to normal. This is the common situation.
【Confusing behavior in dormitory】
The audience looked at the person with sallow skin and haggard appearance in the video and felt that this was different from the college students they had seen before. He felt more like a social animal who had worked hard for many years in life and now had lost all the energy and spirit.
Do you have such a friend around you, who says every now and then:
"I want to fall in love!"
"I want to fall in love!"
"I want to be friends!!!"
The other people in the dormitory were full of questions and said in unison:
"Then go and talk!"]
The ancients already understood some of the words that people in later generations often said.
For example, people who fall in love and have boyfriends and girlfriends are lovers in later generations, which is more relaxed than theirs, and their own way of doing things is not outdated in later generations.
For example, the term "engaged couple" is similar to the exchange of engagement letters to get married, but most people still call them boyfriend and girlfriend.
And they can also be separated randomly, which is quite casual.
When he was asked to talk, he said:
"Socially anxious, introverted, shy, don't know girls, no resources!"
When his friend introduced him to a girl, he said:
1. “This is so ugly”
2——“This one is too thin”
3. “This is too fat”
4. “This is too high”
5——"This is too beautiful, I don't deserve it!"
Ask him to chase girls - "No"
Ask him to chat with girls - "No"
Ask him to learn how to strike up a conversation - "No"
Finally I met one——“Insufficient financial resources”
Let him go on a date - "lack of financial resources"
In general - "lack of financial resources"]
Everyone had the look on their faces like people on the subway looking at their phones. That's it, then you might as well stop talking about it!
In later generations, people use their mobile phones and watch videos. Boyfriends and girlfriends also hang out more often, so there is nothing to talk about. If you don’t talk about friends, what’s the point?
Some young men who often hang out in romantic places: Disdain~
When his friends pooled their money together and asked him to go on a date, he said:
"Can I not return it?"
Full of smiles and anticipation.
The rest of the crowd:? ? ?
Finally, there was a "bang" and the boy was standing at the door holding the quilt. 】
[At midnight, the small world reflected the light on that person's face. He swiped the video with his fingers. The lonely song made him even lonelier~]
Everyone couldn't hold back their laughter any longer and wanted to say: You deserve to be single!
But think about the future, what if I become a single dog? Forget it, I'll just be more kind with my words.
『/Marry me tomorrow/: "Too pretty, I don't deserve her" This is the most real! 』
『/Paul Blowing Snow/: My friend saw it and was upset, so he advised me to delete it [laughing and crying]』
『/久过时移/: Girls are the same, they take every one of them haha. 』
"/Black Forest Magician/: Are there really boys who feel that they are not worthy of me? [Sincere question]"
"/ Handsome grilled cold noodles /: I am too handsome to be worthy of it
Too tall for me
I am not worthy of the rich
He is too short to be worthy
He is too ugly to be worthy
He is too poor to deserve it.
I'm afraid of too many flowers
In the middle of the night...I want to fall in love!!!"
『/Smile/: Boys are looking for partners, girls are also looking for partners, but the two groups just can’t meet each other.
Reply:
/Lying down salted fish/: Can two identical puzzle pieces fit together? 』
"/Extreme Equation/: The reason why I want to talk but can't:
1. Myself in general
2. I have a little bit of a face control
3. Hate fast-food love
4. Don’t like to take initiative
5 Slow to warm up, aloof at first, but talkative after getting to know each other
6. Small Circle
7 Deadly Love
8 Social Phobia
"/October and the Deer/: Twelve volumes of military books, my name is in every volume"
『/Yan Bingqing/: Why is the final screen green?
Reply:
/White Lizard/: This makes his already financially limited situation even worse.
……
Everyone couldn't help but laugh as they watched the short one-minute video explode with millions of viewers.
People in later generations look really cute and funny~