mtl008 Chapter 397 This man is so greasy!
Chapter 397 This man is so greasy!
Inside the restaurant.
Listening to the whispers of the people around him, Su Dongpo frowned, discovered the problem, and whispered:
"Young Master, you are a man now. You need to change your tone and gesture when speaking, otherwise it will be easy for people to find out!"
"How to change?"
"Well... it's best to be like a scumbag, lustful and scoundrel. The more contrasting the image is, the less likely it is to arouse suspicion from others!"
Su Dongpo stroked his chin and thought for a few seconds, then said very seriously.
Honglin suddenly realized what was going on and slammed the table, saying:
"I understand! Should I...be unable to walk when I see a beautiful woman, and approach someone else's wife when I see her?"
"Roughly the same……"
"Then I can! Just watch me while I demonstrate it to you!"
Honglin turned her eyes and started looking for a target in the restaurant, muttering:
"This one is ugly... this one has a slim figure..."
"This mouth is too big, why are there no beauties..."
That's it.
Suddenly, the waiter of the restaurant brought two slim and stylish female cultivators with cool temperament upstairs.
Honglin's eyes lit up and she instantly locked onto the target.
"It's just you two! Hehehe..."
Imitating the way Ye Che used to tease her sister-in-law, Honglin stood up with a lewd smile on her face, walked forward and slowly approached.
Watching Honglin's transformed "Ye Che" walking towards the other table, Su Dongpo and Mao Bulang looked at each other sideways, not understanding what the other party was going to do.
but.
When they saw clearly the two women sitting at the table, the two old perverts, Su Dongpo and Mao Bulang, suddenly had their eyes brightened and their faces were filled with excitement!
One of them was wearing a green corseted long skirt. She had a slender figure and a pair of big watery eyes under her crescent-shaped eyebrows.
Seeing that the two girls didn't notice, Su Dongpo and Mao Bulang silently shifted their gaze to their chests.
Her chest was full and firm, protruding like an inverted white jade plate.
It is so big that it cannot be grasped with one hand!
The two of them immediately showed a look of appreciation for the beautiful scenery and were intoxicated!
When he shifted his gaze and saw another woman in a black dress, Su Dongpo felt his heart pounding!
The woman in the black dress had cool facial features, skin as white as snow, and eyes like a clear pond, revealing a sense of tranquility and elegance.
It doesn't fit in with the noisy environment around it!
What Su Dongpo liked most was her beautiful legs exposed to the air, which were long, straight, and shiny white, making people unable to help but hug them and lick and kiss them!
As he watched, Su Dongpo fell to the ground.
Mao Bulang turned his head and looked around, and found that all the male creatures were looking at the two women.
He also imitated Su Dongpo and lay on the ground so that he could watch openly.
"Old Su, my heart is beating so fast! This is the 10086th girl that I, the old cat, want to protect!"
"The green dress is yours, and the black dress is mine. I really like this! This little beauty is so white!"
Su Dongpo stared at the woman's long white legs intently and swallowed his saliva hard.
Mao Bulang nodded, "I'm not picky, as long as there is one!"
"But I want to know, is she so white all over?"
Su Dongpo was slightly stunned, stroking his chin and thinking for a few seconds, then he said uncertainly:
"I don't know, maybe 87 percent are white, and I haven't seen the remaining 13, so I don't know!"
"Uh... that makes sense... Oh my god, Lao Su, look at the size... Young Master, why did he run over there?"
Mao Bulang shouted in surprise.
Suddenly, Su Dongpo and others turned their attention to "Ye Che"!
Ye Che shook his head and came to the table of the two girls. He looked frivolous and said:
"Hey~ You two are quite unique, come on, smile for me!"
The two women's faces darkened instantly. After glancing at him indifferently, they shifted their gaze to the window and chose to ignore him.
Honglin felt deflated and the corners of her mouth twitched a few times. She didn't feel embarrassed even though everyone was staring at her with mocking eyes.
Because...she is her brother Ye Che now, she is using her brother's face, not the one who embarrasses Hong Lin!
"Hmm? You little girl has quite a personality. I'll give you a smile then. Hehehehe!"
"Ye Che" showed his big white teeth, leaned his head closer, and made eyes at the two girls!
The cold lady in the black dress frowned and clenched her fists secretly, obviously angry.
The cute girl in the green dress pouted and rolled her eyes at "Ye Che".
"Hey, hey! Don't think you can do whatever you want just because you're handsome. Go away and don't disturb me and my sister from having dinner."
Disliked again.
The people around looked at Ye Che as if they were watching a play, and said in unison:
"Who on earth is this person? How dare he openly flirt with the daughter of the city lord's mansion? Isn't he afraid of the city lord who is a slave to his daughter?"
"You're from out of town, right? I heard that when you entered, you held the Third Prince's token!"
"Oh? No wonder you're so brave!"
Hearing the sounds around her, Honglin suddenly came up with an idea: to go deep into the enemy's interior!
Thinking of this, Honglin put away the smug smile on her face and tried her best to imitate Ye Che's usual clear eyes.
Then he wrapped himself up in clothes, pretending to be extremely cold, and said with a smile:
"Girls, aren't you cold? Why do I feel cold unconsciously when I get close to you?"
The woman in the green dress was stunned: "Cold? Why would you feel cold when you are close to us? We don't have any ice-attribute skills."
"Ye Che" said very seriously: "Because you are beautiful!"
"Hmm? Pfft!"
The woman in the green dress was stunned for a few seconds, and then suddenly covered her mouth and laughed.
"Although the jokes are greasy, you are quite funny."
Especially after seeing "Ye Che's" clear and pure eyes without any desire, the woman in green dress was no longer disgusted.
As a female cultivator, I am extremely sensitive to lust!
Although the man in front of her had a frivolous look, there was no trace of distracting thoughts or improper ideas in the depths of his eyes. Instead, he revealed the purity of a young girl.
This made the woman in green dress very happy.
Ye Che grinned, beckoned the shopkeeper over, and said loudly: "Put the bills for these two young ladies on my account!"
"I, Master Ye, will pay for the bill!" The shopkeeper immediately nodded in agreement.
Soon, a large table of delicious food was placed on the table.
Seeing this, the woman in the black dress who had been silent all this time frowned, looked at "Ye Che" and asked:
"What do you mean? You don't think we sisters can't afford to eat?"
"No matter where there is..."
"Humph! If you're being nice to us for no reason, you're either a traitor or a thief! We don't need you to pay for us!"
sound off.
The woman in the black dress threw a storage bag to the restaurant owner, which contained the meal money.
It has to be said that her experience in the martial arts world is obviously much greater than that of the woman in the green dress.
He didn't let his guard down at all because of Honglin's nice words.
"Ye Che" stood aside, scratching his head, puzzled, muttering in his heart:
"This isn't right! How come I'm still being disliked when I follow my brother's method?"
"Didn't I learn the lesson?"
Thinking of this, Honglin returned to her table, took out the love stone, and planned to ask Ye Che for advice!