Chapter 144
Chapter 144
Chapter 144: The anger of Cannon Sister Mikoto Misaka! A super electromagnetic cannon seconds Psychic!!
[Some people devote themselves to sports and sweat, some people work hard to accumulate knowledge, some people indulge in interest, some people inspire talent, some people start to learn badly, and some people fall in love with the opposite sex and taste the sweetness and sour of love! ] 】
[Young people’s various ideas are intertwined, in such a youth era, the dragon set will this precious time……… Spend working as an assistant in a spiritual energy company, and receive a part-time salary of 300R yuan per hour! 】
In the video, Long Tao sits at his workstation and secretly watches the comics.
On the other side, Spirit Slammed his fist on the table in anger and roared at the guest in front of him: “The reason is because of the website!!! ”
The guest in front of him was a scruffy uncle with a lewd appearance, and after hearing the spirit words, the uncle’s face showed a trace of embarrassment and puzzlement.
“sites……… Is it? ”
Lingxian said thoughtfully: “That’s right! The curse on your shoulder is the bad 1-Click curse!!! ”
Hearing the phantom words, the uncle was stunned: “The 1-Click curse of sites??? ”
Lingxian nodded: “The illegal 18 forbidden websites have put a curse on your shoulders!” Let you send money to them! Now the curse has gradually entered the Internet era! ”
The corner of the uncle’s mouth twitched slightly, and he immediately waved his hand: “No!” This is a nonsense, who would believe it!!! ”
The people watching the video are also speechless, and this kind of nonsense is really eye-opening.
Also the curse under the network………
Why don’t you say that you were cursed after taking a look at a beautiful woman? Suddenly!
The spirit in the picture came behind the uncle and roared: “Listen to me!!” Don’t you move yet!!!! I’ll help you clear the curse now!! ”
The uncle suddenly panicked, he looked at the illusion, how he didn’t look like a good person, and quickly said: “No……… No thanks! ”
But Lingxian couldn’t help but say, he directly pressed on the uncle’s shoulder.
“Your right shoulder is stiff, and the curse on your right shoulder is stronger!!”
When the uncle heard the words of the spirit, he felt even more unreliable, and quickly shouted: “Wait a minute!!” I won’t pay!! Fast!! Live!!! Oh~~~”
The uncle’s voice gradually became strange.
Under the continuous pounding of the spirit, he only felt an unparalleled sense of pleasure rising from his heart, and the whole person seemed to be happy as if he had gone to heaven.
The whole person’s expression became rippling!
“Strange~~I’m so comfortable~~~”
Then, he was pulled to a bed by Lingxian and lay on his stomach, and Lingxuan’s hands quickly hit the back of his uncle!
“Spell Breaks!!!”
The fist of the spirit fell rapidly!!
Bombarded every position on the back of the uncle.
And the uncle’s whole person seemed to be about to ascend to heaven, and his face showed a lewd and rippling expression!
【This is to reduce the burden caused by physical fatigue on the body, relieve shoulder stiffness, low back pain and other symptoms……… One of the magic moves! 】
In all the heavens and realms, there is no one who is not speechless.
Special move!?
You are big!!!
Isn’t this just a horse killing a chicken!!!!
In the video, the sweaty spirit gently flicks his hair and looks paralyzed
The guest on the bed said with a confident smile on his face: “I think the curse should have been removed!” Do you still feel heavy on your shoulders? ”
The uncle sat up, and after being killed by the horse, he looked oily, and the whole person looked even more greasy!
He looked at the spirit with adoration and shouted, “Sorry! I shouldn’t doubt you!! I have now fully recovered! Can I come back next time!? ”
Hearing the uncle’s words, a smile appeared on Lingxian’s face, and he nodded with a thumbs up: “Of course!!” ”
The customer comes to the dragon set who is responsible for payment.
When Long Tao saw the other party, he immediately put down the comic book, took out the project sheet and said: “Hmm……… The fee for 40 minutes of horse killing is 3,800 R. ”
Hearing the words of the dragon set, Lingxian’s face changed!
This apprentice of his own is strong! But it’s just too stupid!!
[Stupid! Don’t talk about massage fees! Talking about the cost of lifting the curse!!! 】
However, the phantom voice was completely inaudible, and after receiving the four thousand yuan given by the customer, he handed over two hundred yuan coins.
“Find you 200 yuan.”
After the guest leaves.
Lingxian and passers-by sat in the rest area.
Lingxian took out a plate of steaming octopus balls and said, “Come, dragon set, do you want to eat it?” ”
“Then you’re welcome!”
There was no smile on Long Tao’s face, but he was still extremely calm, and he inserted an octopus ball with a toothpick and prepared to put it in his mouth.
However, he seemed to have thought of something and said, “Spirit Master, your horse killing technique is getting more and more powerful. ”
Hearing the words of the dragon set, Lingxian nodded and said, “Forget it, I have read some books on bone massage, and it is worth all kinds of efforts.” ”
Saying that, he seemed to have thought of something, and said directly: “Ah~ Of course, this is only effective with spiritual power!” ”
After speaking, Spirit Illusion inserted a small ball and put it in his mouth! But………
It’s too hot!!!!
The kind of scalding heat at the entrance directly made him break dancing on the spot! Finally, I opened my mouth and spit out the little ball!
It’s just that the little ball did not land, but floated in the air!
A strange energy controlled the little ball, and began to spin rapidly, it was a dragon set!
He’s cooling down the little balls!!?? with superpowers
While helping Xiao Maruzi cool down, Long Tao said, “Master, I’m thinking.” ”
Hearing Long Tao’s words, Lingxian said with a surprised face: “It’s really rare, you talk to me yourself?” ”
“Look, because I have a little superpower, I’m not like others, so I discussed with the Spirit Master and came under your door, didn’t I?”
“At that time, I couldn’t find anyone to discuss, and I was very uneasy, and I thank you very much.”
Long Tao said in his mouth, above, the octopus balls rotated wildly.
“You taught me a lot of things and gave me money, but……… Is that really good???? ”
Saying that, Long Tao threw the already cold octopus balls into Lingxian’s mouth.
Although this was just a plain word, it caused violent fluctuations in the heart of the spirit!
Especially looking at Long Tao’s expressionless appearance, saying such words made the whole person sweat coldly.
[Is the hourly wage too low?] Or did he discover my true face? (Liars, fraudsters, self-proclaimed psionics)]
The inner thoughts of the spirit made all the people who watched the video very despised, such a good child, this soul actually wants to fool the other party!
The spirit in the video swallowed the octopus balls, and asked with a forced smile: “What do you mean…”
Long Tao didn’t seem to find that Ling’s emotions were not quite right, and he still said calmly: “How to say it, instead of ending after school, I always feel that there seems to be something else now……… Only now can be done. ”
Hearing the words of the dragon set, Lingxian was very surprised, his mouth subconsciously opened wide, and he quickly waved his hand and said: “Ah~·It turns out that you are going to say this!” ”
At the same time, his heart breathed a sigh of relief, as long as it wasn’t for the two reasons he had in mind before………
He breathed a sigh of relief and said at the same time: “So it is, because you are now an adolescent ah~~ dragon set.” ”
“Is there anything you want to do? Orchestra? Dance? Hitchhiking? ”
Hearing his master ask like this, Long Tao pondered for a while, shook his head and said, “No, I don’t have anything special to do.” ”
Hearing Long Tao say this, the heart of the spirit is determined!
He immediately stood up and said, “Listen up!” You don’t have to rush to do something, in my opinion, going home after school is the best!! ”
“You are now the winning group in your life when you can spend your days at leisure, every day!!!
Lingxian’s whole person relaxed, he spread his hands and said: “So you can make money with me leisurely~ okay??? ”
Magical Forbidden Book Catalog World.
Bang!!!
“This bastard!!!”
Mikoto Misaka looked at the psychic in the picture with great anger, and the electricity on her body crackled, obviously she had been annoyed by the psychic behavior.
“A waste that doesn’t exist! I actually want to block the dragon trap to get a better life!! So selfish!!! ”
Mikoto Misaka was so angry that her chest……… There were no ups and downs, but judging from her expression, she could still see that she was very angry.
If the spirit is in front of Mikoto Misaka, it is estimated that it will be directly ejected by a super electromagnetic cannon.
Shirai Kuroko hurriedly threw himself on Mikoto Misaka, wanting to eat tofu while also wanting to make Mikoto Misaka dissipate.
“Kuroko, why are you!!!”
Mikoto Misaka stumbled to the ground, and she said a little speechlessly.
“Sister, don’t be angry for scum!!! This guy will definitely be out of luck sooner or later!! ”
Kuroko said loudly, and then she showed an idiotic smile, and her face kept rubbing on Mikoto Misaka’s body.
“I know! But please get off me first!!! ”
Mikoto Misaka felt the strange feeling on her body and said with some shame.
“Oops~~Sister-sama, don’t be~~People want to hold my sister-sama like this~~~”
Kuroko’s foolish face still buried his head deeply in Mikoto Misaka’s not very huge holy relics.
And then……… Rub ah~~Rub~~~ Death World!
“I agree, going home after school is the best life.”
Similarly, Ichigo Kurosaki, who did not participate in any clubs, raised his hand in agreement.
But in the next second, Rukia Kurumi’s bamboo knife smashed directly on Kurosaki Ichigo’s head.
“You are you, others are someone else, you think it’s great to come home from school, but for others, it’s a waste of your time and life!”
Rukia did not hide the contempt in her tone in the slightest, and did not spare any strength when the bamboo knife fell down.
At this moment, the painful Kurosaki Ichigo grinned.
He rubbed his head, glanced at Rukia Dynasty, and said, “Obviously it is!” Why participate in club activities, obviously tired enough after a day’s class, but also go to the club, how troublesome! ”
“Cut, that’s why you live without ambition.”
Rukia said with disdain.
“Hey, hey, hey! You still talk about me! Didn’t you also join the club!? ”
Kurosaki Ichigo was immediately dissatisfied, he retorted.
“I don’t join the club because I don’t have to, and if you, as a human being, don’t participate, it’s a waste of time and life.”
Rukia’s words are extremely double-standard!…
The video continues.
The screen turns! Bang!
A door suddenly opened!
“Minister!!! I brought people here! ”
An orange fur pulled the dragon set to a church
Indoors, he said: “He is not in the society and he is not on the committee!” It seems that there are no friends and no girlfriends! ”
“It’s the last idler in the salt to go home after school!!”
“Shigeo Kageyama, who is in the first class of the second year!!”
Long Tao glanced at the man next to him and said calmly: “Well, what he said is generally not wrong. ”
But………
Why do you always feel so heart-wrenched???
And the girl who was in the position of minister appeared in the picture, and she said with excitement on her face: “Inukawa! Good job!!! Kageyama, let me introduce you to our members! ”
Saying that, she introduced the green hair behind her and said, “This is Zhizilin.” ”
Then he introduced the flat-headed man with a chin on the other side: “This is Saruta!” ”
Immediately afterwards, the girl introduced herself: “Then I am in the fifth class of three years!!” Minister Kurada Ru!!! Just call me Xiaoliu, chimi~~”
Well………
It should be cute if it were a good-looking girl making such a pose, but this girl………
It’s a little weird no matter how you look at it.
And at this time, the dragon set once again showed his “high.” ”
“Emotional intelligence.”
He whispered Xiaoliu’s name, and then said with a happy smile on his face: “It’s the same as my grandmother’s name!” ”
Xiao Liu: “…”
She was silent, did she suddenly become a grandmother?
But now the most important thing is to recruit new members, and she doesn’t bother so much, and quickly shouted: “This is also a fate!!! ”
“Because of that! So……… Please join the Brain Wave Club!!! ”
The countless spectators of the heavens and realms were silent again.
Brain Sensation Wave Society………
What is this thing???
And the dragon set also shows his ‘gentlemanly’ demeanor.
“Not today!”
The decisive refusal almost made Xiaoliu kneel.
The boy who brought him here quickly asked, “Wait a minute, dragon set!” Do you have something to do today? ”
Long Tao nodded: “Well, I have the work of removing spirits next.” ”
Dragon Tao’s words silenced the others this time.
“Exorcism? What is exorcism? ”
At this time, the boy looked shocked as if he remembered something, and immediately shouted: “Minister!! In fact, this guy was very famous among a few people when he was in elementary school!!! ”
“He can bend the spoon, or make the eraser move!”
“Simply put…”
“He’s a superpower!!!
But these words made Xiao Liu even more speechless…
The corners of her mouth twitched slightly: “Don’t say these strange things, join the company…”
“What a spirit remover, just let them wait…”
But………
How could this Xiaoliu be a psychic opponent!?
After calling for Lingxiang’s opinion, almost three times five divided by two, Lingxian directly persuaded Long Tao to decline Xiaoliu and others’ invitation to join the company!
Then………
He turned away under Xiao Liu’s desperate gaze and went to the Spirit Removal Institute!! In terms of flickering, who can flicker through the illusion?
The camera turns………
Two figures appear in the picture.
But these two figures………
Very spicy eyes!!!! Because……… It’s two girls!! No………
To be precise, two men dressed in women’s clothes!!!
That’s right, these two women’s clothing bosses are the two of Spirit and Dragon Set!
They are wearing wigs and a women’s school uniform and are on their way to the destination of this work!
Saint Senior Girls’ Academy!!
Because it was a girls’ school, the two had no choice but to wear women’s clothes in an attempt to confuse into the school!
Surprise!!
Women’s Clothing Guy!!!
“This is a private Miss Senjin Academy, and I met with the client on the roof.”
Lingxian said in his mouth, and the two came to the gate of the school.
Then, just as they were about to go inside………
“Stop!!!! What are you doing!!!! ”
The security guard at the door suddenly rushed out and shouted directly at the spirit illusion.
Looked at………
Spirit smiled!
He had already said that this kind of thing was expected! He was also prepared!!!
This is his special move!!!
“What?”
The magic special move is to pinch his throat and look at the security guard with a dazed look.
“I’m just talking about you!! Stop pretending to be garlic!! ”
The security guard didn’t eat Lingxian at all, he pointed at Lingxian angrily, he had seen too many guys like this who wanted to sneak into the school in male and female costumes!!!
The spirit face did not change color, still pretending to be shy and disgusting and said: “People ~~ people are students here ~~.”
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