Chapter 230 The Conman 30
Chapter 230 The Conman 30
"That's a big deal for you, but not for me."
Although Wu Jin's bird brain wasn't very sharp, he was exceptionally good at telepathy and saw through Ling Yi's thoughts at a glance.
The moment he realized the cause and effect between Ling Yi and him, the inexplicable connection between him and humans was severed.
If he hadn't been so obsessed with being a bird by Ling Yi's side, he would have handed over that damned Management Bureau long ago.
Wu Jin was tired of the life of cleaning up after humans and fighting with powerful demons he looked down on.
All he wants now is to be a bird and stay by Lingyi's side.
Well, it would be even better if it were a formal position.
Ling Yi slightly pursed her lips, saying helplessly, "Let go first."
They're using her mouth like a fishhook, why are they holding on so tightly?
Wu Jin reluctantly gave in, but at the last moment, Ling Yi felt a momentary dampness between her teeth.
Ling Yi squinted at Wu Jin, but only saw his righteous and awe-inspiring appearance, as if he had not done anything wrong at all.
Wu Jin felt a chill run down his spine under Ling Yi's gaze.
For some reason, he was a little afraid of Ling Yi's stern gaze.
There was only a tiny bit...
He straightened his back and started spouting nonsense again: "What are you looking at? Have you forgotten that you owe me a kiss? Is that how you look at a creditor?"
boo...
A kiss on his lips left him speechless for a long time. He muttered, "We agreed it would be on the face. You're taking advantage of me by kissing here. I'm going to get my revenge."
Its little brain is quite good at calculations...
Ling Yi chuckled and patted his arm: "That's enough, Daoist partner."
Ok?
Um???!
Wu Jin's eyes widened instantly: "You mean a Daoist couple? You agree?"
Didn't he just announce it unilaterally? He finally has a true partner?
Although they've kissed and hugged, this old man, whose age is unknown, is only after pure love and insists on giving himself a formal status.
Now that their wish has finally come true, their clothes are even starting to catch fire.
Ling Yi sighed and grabbed his sleeve: "Calm down first."
The air is so hot it's distorted. If we accidentally burn down this mountain, where will she go to dig up Bai Qihuai's roots?
Wu Jin couldn't calm down. He wanted to kiss Ling Yi, but he also felt that this place was unlucky.
Holding the person in his arms, he flashed to a place where there were no humans. He then freely transformed into his original form and flew around Ling Yi again and again.
Golden feathers left starlight on the horizon, and the dazzling array of colors dazzled Ling Yi.
A huge and beautiful creature dances; the magnificent scene is breathtaking.
As Ling Yi watched the large bird fly with an inexplicable rhythm, her chaotic thoughts suddenly calmed down.
This guy……
Suddenly, she felt a warmth around her as a huge bird landed beside her, using its wings to shelter her from the cold wind.
“This is a courtship dance.” Wu Jin’s reserved voice echoed in Ling Yi’s mind: “If you had agreed to it earlier, I would have danced it for you long ago.”
The way Ling Yiwan spoke, as if she were willing to suffer a great loss, turned the tenderness in her heart into helplessness.
Ling Yi nuzzled against the bird's fluffy, warm feathers, then lazily leaned all her weight on it, closed her eyes, and murmured, "Then you'll have to make up for what you missed before."
Wu Jin folded his wings and said nonchalantly, "Now that you've become my Daoist partner, you can watch whenever you want. I won't make up for any past dances."
Watching it late is a loss; there's no reason to make up for losses with something you already have.
The large bird shook its feathers with a dignified air: "But I am not a cold and heartless woman like you."
After a minor complaint about Ling Yi's teasing, he generously said, "I can do something for you for free, but not the kissing kind."
Ling Yi closed her eyes and said lazily, "We're all Daoist partners, why should I pay you to do things? Is that too distant?"
Wu Jin's enormous bird head peered in front of Ling Yi, and the flames in his golden pupils, as big as a person, gradually dissipated, filling in Ling Yi's figure.
“We have to break up,” he said seriously. “You’re a fickle and wicked woman. If we don’t break up, you’ll make me suffer.”
The bird, having been trained for a long time, is extremely wary: "If you want me to do something in the future, you have to kiss me, otherwise I won't do anything for you."
He was too lazy to think about anything else, but he knew that as long as Ling Yi kissed him, he wouldn't lose out no matter what.
Ling Yi: "..."
She turned around and lay on the soft feathers, chuckling softly.
You might call him stupid, but he knows to ask for a kiss.
You might say he's smart, but he sold himself out because of a kiss.
If Ling Yi had been even slightly more ruthless, Wu Jin would likely have ended up covered in blood but only receiving a kiss in return.
And all they know is kissing...
Where did this guy go to learn about physiology? Did he waste all those textbooks?
Suddenly, a raging fire erupted from Wu Jinniao, the excellent holder of the Mind-Controlling Technique, and his golden pupils trembled violently.
The soft bird feathers under her cheeks suddenly transformed into the man's firm chest, and the wings that had just embraced her became strong arms that entangled her body.
Wu Jin's muffled voice rang in my ears: "I'm not stupid."
Naturally, he knows everything.
But he didn't expect that Ling Yi would be so accepting of this kind of thing.
Moreover, it seems like there's no resistance at all?
There's even a hint of anticipation?
He pursed his lips and looked at Ling Yi with a deep gaze, as if to say, "I never expected you to be this kind of person," clearly regarding Ling Yi as some kind of lustful fiend.
Ling Yi remained silent, pressing down on his head and gritting her teeth: "How many times have I told you, don't presume to know my thoughts, you bastard!"
Food and sex are basic human needs. She even wants to become human, so isn't it normal for her to have some lewd thoughts in her head?
No, it works perfectly fine during programming too.
Which human being can guarantee that their electronic devices are completely free of anything suggestive?
"I won't look, I won't look." Wu Jin nodded magnanimously, displaying an air of tolerance and generosity.
“But as your Daoist partner, I have to fulfill your needs.” He reluctantly said, “Since you want it so much, it’s not impossible for me.”
He recalled the blush-inducing images in Ling Yi's mind, and gently guided her hand into his clothes, saying innocently, "But we're outside now, you can only touch me a little bit."
Birds' nesting instincts drove Wu Jin to find an absolutely secluded and familiar place to do this, but since Ling Yi now had a need, he could compromise a little.
Holding Ling Yi's hand and taking advantage of himself, Wu Jin felt that he had sacrificed a lot for this relationship.
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