Chapter 206 The Conman 6
Chapter 206 The Conman 6
"Master Lingyunzi, you've arrived?"
The farm manager had been eagerly waiting for Ling Yunzi at the gate, and seeing that he was still not getting out of the car, he personally came to open the car door.
Ling Yunzi had just finished tidying her hair when she glared at the troublesome myna bird before getting off the bus with a smile.
This old Taoist priest never put on any airs of otherworldly wisdom when he was out in public. He always seemed easy to talk to and quickly and decisively resolved the core needs of his clients.
In his words, those charlatans who act like wise men can now only fool poor people who have never seen the world.
Wealthy people have developed an immunity to these kinds of people; no matter how much you put on airs, you won't solve the problem or gain their favor.
These pragmatic capitalists seeking psychological comfort want immediate results.
For example, after Ling Yunzi sold a stone ox statue to the person in front of him for more than two million, the disease in the breeding farm disappeared in less than a month.
From then on, this man had complete faith in Ling Yunzi and introduced him to many clients.
But what is the reality?
While performing the ritual, Ling Yunzi also invited an old professor from the Agricultural University to perform for this master, paying the old man 100,000 yuan to do the work, making a fortune from the price difference.
Thinking about all this, Ling Yi felt a pang of sympathy for the factory director and the old professor.
That's terrible, that's terrible. How could they have encountered such a ruthless middleman?
Pet hospitals don't carry such ruthless knives, let alone veterinarians.
The factory manager, unaware of Ling Yi's thoughts, simply pointed to the large bull with its front hooves raised high in the center of the factory and said happily, "Since we got this treasure, my farm has never had any major illnesses. It's all thanks to you, Master!"
Ling Yi: "..."
Isn't this thanks to the scientific breeding staff in your farm?
The old man hasn't come for years. Is he going to perform a ritual for you remotely or something?
Not only did she complain, but even the myna bird perched on her head couldn't bear to look directly at the overly distinctive old cow.
It's so ugly, it's practically disrupting public order.
There's no other reason than that the bull's raised body and its head, with its bared teeth and claws, were its primary sexual characteristics. It's a mystery how the people at the ranch could tolerate this eyesore appearing in their sight.
Ling Yunzi listened with a smile to the farm owner's rambling, occasionally offering a perfectly timed response that made the owner feel comfortable and almost made him open his wallet again.
Suddenly, the myna bird flew down from Ling Yi's head and landed on Ling Yunzi's head.
Unlike its docile behavior on Ling Yi's head, Ling Yunzi felt that the bird's claws were scratching his scalp, like a silent threat, as if saying that if he dawdled any longer, it would scratch through his skull!
Ling Yunzi shuddered involuntarily and interrupted the boss's incessant chatter: "The boss already knows why I've come today."
Upon hearing this, the boss slapped his thigh and exclaimed, "I knew it all along!"
The master said that a ritual using cow tears would be performed to bring the spirit to life.
He had only heard of such things before but never seen them, and now, upon hearing about them for the first time, he felt as if a legend had come to life.
That's why he's a master; he can do things like this!
If it weren't for the fact that it's inappropriate to disturb the family members performing the ritual, he would have been willing to buy a ticket to watch.
"Master, rest assured, I have prepared a stud from our factory for you!" he said excitedly. "That bull has produced dozens of excellent cattle for me in a year. They are full of yang energy, saving me a lot of money on frozen semen. It will definitely not disappoint your expectations."
Ling Yunzi: "..."
What is he expecting? He just said he just needed to find a cow, but this guy is misinterpreting him again!
Ling Yunzi caught a glimpse of the unusually glaring bull out of the corner of his eye, but casually looked away, deciding not to bother with this guy with the bizarre thought process.
There are all kinds of birds in a big forest, and there are all kinds of people among the many customers. He has long since learned to take things in stride.
He chuckled, pulled his clueless apprentice over, and said with a smile, "You're wrong. This time, it's not me who has expectations, it's my apprentice!"
Even an apprentice who is about to graduate must learn to deal with eccentric clients.
Ling Yi sensed the old man's malice, glared at him subtly, and then nodded slightly to the factory director, displaying a reserved demeanor unlike the old man's.
"This must be Master Ling Yunzi's esteemed disciple. I've heard so much about you!" The shopkeeper, who had never heard of Ling Yi before, extended his hand to her while forcing a smile that showed a lack of trust.
In this day and age, older gentlemen are still more popular.
Let's not even talk about how a young man can't do anything reliable. Even the shaman who invites the fox spirit in the north has to be an old woman. This one is obviously a girl.
Unreliable, unreliable.
Ling Yi could tell at a glance that the boss was distrustful, and chuckled, "I wonder if the boss has noticed anything strange happening in the factory recently? The animals seem frightened and are losing weight?"
The shopkeeper was taken aback, subconsciously looked at Ling Yunzi, and then hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, Master, you are right!"
He hadn't told Ling Yunzi about this yet, but the warm welcome he gave Ling Yunzi today suggested he wanted to ask about it.
"Is there a way to break this?" Before Ling Yunzi could even ask, his little apprentice had already spoken so easily. It was simply...divine!
Ling Yi thought of the light yellow fur hanging on the wire mesh when she came from the side, and compared it with the recent news of a leopard escaping from the zoo, and smiled slightly: "It's nothing serious, just that there is an aura of conflict with a spirit in this grassland, which has made it unhappy and spying."
The shopkeeper followed Ling Yi's gaze and saw his raised bull: "Is it...this one?"
But this was personally delivered by Ling Yunzi, so how could there be a problem?
“You’ve probably heard of the phrases ‘adapting to local conditions’ and ‘changes in the world,’” Ling Yi said calmly. “In the past, this thing could stabilize the yang energy of this grassland, so it was naturally a good treasure, but now…”
She looked out over the vast grassland: "A female spirit has come here, so naturally she won't tolerate you, a bull, strutting around like this!"
The shop owner asked skeptically, "Really?"
Ling Yi replied decisively: "Really!"
Those animals weren't being attacked by spirits; they were clearly so frightened by their prey that they couldn't eat or sleep.
She vowed that the boss would tear down that hideously ugly bull today, and she would immediately report to the zoo that a leopard had been spotted and ask them to come and catch it.
This not only solves the boss's problem, but also earns him a net profit of 20,000 yuan from the zoo's bounty. Why not?
The boss looked at the bull with reluctance, and after a long while, he stamped his foot and said, "Fine, I'll give it a try!"
If it doesn't work out, we can just bring them back!
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