mtl008 After Chapter 42, if you're not an actor, you can go do stand-up comedy.
After Chapter 42, if you're not an actor, you can go do stand-up comedy.
Qi Yu and Lan Muxing sat on the same side.
So the questions I heard were part of a series.
first question.
Can you accept that your partner has no job or income and spends their days eating, drinking, and having fun at home?
Qi Yu was overjoyed: "Such a good thing?"
He genuinely didn't want his wife to be out every day.
If possible, he would take care of his wife's food, clothing, shelter, and transportation for the rest of her life, even if she never leaves the house.
No problem at all.
He really likes it!
The second question is whether one is willing to hand over their salary.
Qi Yu naturally replied, "Of course I have to hand it over. Isn't the purpose of earning money to spend on my wife? What's the point of keeping it if I don't give it to her? It's completely meaningless."
Two completely different answers.
The third problem derived—
"If you could, would you want to imprison your lover?"
Upon hearing this question, Qi Yu could no longer hide his smile.
All that came to mind were the scenes he had already simulated countless times in his mind.
Do not ask.
I'm so happy.
But since it was still a live broadcast, Qi Yu tried his best to control his emotions. He licked his lips, coughed lightly, and said, "This stuff is illegal."
opposite:……
In other words, you're already planning to start implementing it without breaking the law?
[Family members, this problem really stems from Qi Yu! He's a thorn in everyone's side!]
From a philosophical perspective, existence is its own justification. Therefore, although his actions violated the law, they were still justified!
[This is such a reasonable thing, Qi Yu, why don't you take action quickly!]
I'm starting to worry about Bai Luochuan's future. Will this be the last time I see him on a show?
[It's hard to say, really hard to say... Bai Luochuan, wake up! If you don't wake up soon, you'll be imprisoned!]
[I've encountered a yandere man in real life, Bai Luochuan, run!]
However, if it's Qi Yu... I think I could accept being imprisoned?
[This face, this income, this figure, this status! Qi Yu, come and imprison me! I'm willing!]
...
That concludes the discussion on this side.
Now it's Bai Luochuan's turn to answer questions.
Lan Muxing looked at the question.
The first question is timeless: "What would you do if your lover and your mother fell into the water together?"
Bai Luochuan replied without hesitation: "I should probably film a video and post it online as soon as possible."
Lan Muxing: ? ? ? ? ?
Bai Luochuan continued, "My mother died when I was born. If she could fall into the water with my lover, she must be either a ghost or a zombie."
"That's a return after more than 20 years!"
"Shouldn't this be a rare sight, shared by everyone?"
Lan Muxing: ...
No.
Is he crazy?!
Lan Muxing tensed up.
None of the following options address this problem.
The situation was clearly becoming awkward.
The production team held up a sign for Lan Muxing, indicating how to ask him the following questions.
Lan Muxing glanced at it and understood immediately: "Assuming your mother is still alive, which one would you save first?"
“Then I should save my mom first,” Bai Luochuan said. “First of all, my mom and the phone fell into the water together, so I shouldn’t save the phone first. Of course, should we assume my partner is also a real person? If so, I think I can continue filming videos and posting them online.”
"Because my boyfriend can swim, he will definitely save my mom."
Bai Luochuan rattled off all the options in one breath.
This left Lan Muxing, on the other side, speechless once again.
No baffle is needed now.
He could guess it too.
The person on the other side is definitely Bai Luochuan.
Oh shit.
Sure enough, it was because the suspension bridge effect was too severe that he developed a strange, inexplicable filter of admiration when looking at Bai Luochuan.
Now that his face is covered, temporarily desensitizing him to the filter, he can relive the feeling he had when he first met Bai Luochuan this morning.
This person is really quite ill!
The mood is quite complicated.
However, when the host asked Lan Muxing if he would like to team up with the person on the other side, Lan Muxing nodded with unusual firmness.
The host was surprised: "You're willing to do this... No, I mean, can you tell everyone what attracted you to the guest you were matched with?"
Lan Muxing lowered her head shyly: "I think he's a very interesting person. If I were with him, life would definitely be very happy."
host:……
On the issue of the straight man/woman.
Lan Muxing is simply invincible.
If I can't continue working as an actor in the future, I'd definitely be good at crosstalk.
They can praise anything!
[OK, I see now. Lan Muxing's love is always this blind. It was like this with Yan Cheng before, and now it's Bai Luochuan.]
I really want to learn his amazing complimenting skills. If I had that level of skill, my boss wouldn't be yelling at me like that every day!
If you were this good, you wouldn't need a leader.
Become a leader in one step, take over the company in two steps, control the world's economic lifeline in three steps, and reach the pinnacle of human achievement in no time!
Bai Luochuan probably guessed that the person on the other side was Lan Muxing, right? I'm kind of looking forward to them teaming up, although I think it's unlikely...
[Bai Luochuan will definitely team up with Qi Yu. Those who ship other couples can disband now. There wasn't much room for you guys to shine in this dating reality show, and it'll probably be the same next time.]
...
Just like the speculation in the comments.
When the host asked Bai Luochuan if he wanted to team up with the other team, Bai Luochuan decisively refused.
However, it's the same as agreeing to form a team.
Bai Luochuan also had to give his own reasons.
Scratching his head, Bai Luochuan looked at the host with some hesitation.
After a moment of thought, he replied, "It's not for any particular reason, it's just that I feel there's no romantic atmosphere between us."
He was giving Lan Muxing a lot of face.
But the host persisted: "Is it because he's unwilling to hand over his salary? According to Mr. Bai's usual practice, shouldn't you give all your salary to your spouse to handle?"
Bai Luochuan frowned.
This time the answer was quick.
He said, "I am indeed the type of person who hands over my salary, but I don't think it's necessary for the two of us to agree on this. Otherwise, if we both hand over our salaries, who will we give them to? Will we hand them over to the national treasury?"
host:……
Bai Luochuan continued, "So it's just not really suitable, there's no other reason."
The host chuckled twice and put down the microphone.
Wasn't Bai Luochuan supposed to be a man of few words?
As expected, rumors are always wrong!
That little mouth is chattering away.
Who can out-argue him?!