After five years of online dating, my wife thinks I'm a two-dimensional character?

Chapter 24 I'm not attracted to him at all!



Chapter 24 I'm not attracted to him at all!

A problem that has never occurred before.

Bai Luochuan was stunned for a moment.

He didn't know how to reply.

When facing Qi Yu, Bai Luochuan always wore his heart on his sleeve.

Therefore, Qi Yu understood as well.

Bai Luochuan was telling him this silently.

He knew it from the beginning.

They do not exist in the same world.

If that's the case, then everything makes sense.

Bizarre and fantastical.

But it makes sense.

Because they live in different worlds, he will never find any clues related to the other person.

Because they live in different worlds, no matter how many times he begged, the other person would never actually meet him or go home with him.

Upon receiving this answer, Qi Yu was actually pleased.

He was certain once again.

His wife truly loves him.

It's not for any other reason that I don't come to see him.

This is enough.

The smile finally returned to his lips.

Qi Yu stretched his body.

Let the foamy pectoral and abdominal muscles emerge from the water.

He knew what Bai Luochuan liked.

They also know how to make the other person happy.

So Qi Yu smiled at Bai Luochuan in the video again and tapped his chest.

He said slowly, "Brother, it's been so long since we last met. Want to play a new game with me?"

"Look, I'm covered in so much foam."

"Could you help me wipe it off?"

Qi Yu has fair skin.

The foam stuck to it looked like deliberately painted embellishments.

It also carried a somewhat coy invitation.

Bai Luochuan swallowed hard.

Hard.

Not a fist.

His sly fox is getting better and better at seducing people.

I subconsciously reached out and pressed my hand against the pectoral muscles on the screen.

Qi Yu cooperated with him, pushing the foam on her chest aside.

And then they didn't forget to add fuel to the fire.

He said, "Brother, it's been a long time since you said you wanted to see my ears and tail. Since you don't want to see them, I haven't dared to let them out. So..."

"Look! Who said they didn't want to look! Look at the ears first, we'll see the tail when we get outside, don't get it wet!"

Bai Luochuan answered very quickly.

He felt his blood surging through his body.

Anyway, they're an old married couple.

Bai Luochuan didn't stand on ceremony with him either.

Place the phone on your lap, operate it with one hand, and use the other hand to neatly and efficiently ( ).

Qi Yu on the screen seemed to have guessed his actions.

Her allure was even more pronounced than before.

Furry white fox ears appeared on top of its head.

He reached out and pinched the pink part of his ear.

She continued to apply foam to her body.

He let out a soft sigh.

He continued with a smile, "Brother, why don't you try squeezing it? It feels amazing."

Bai Luochuan:......

A young man full of vigor and vitality.

The nosebleed finally became uncontrollable and gushed out.

Qi Yu seems to have made more progress than before.

Maintain this state.

He had several lives, but Qi Yu had completely taken them all!

*

After washing his hands clean, Bai Luochuan lay contentedly on the bed.

On the other side of the screen, Qi Yu had also come out of the bathtub, slowly wiping his body, and also letting out a few tails, which swished around in mid-air, enticing Bai Luochuan's gaze.

He hugged the large down pillow in the room, imagining the feel of Qi Yu's tail.

Bai Luochuan counted the number of tails again carefully.

Then, somewhat dissatisfied, he said, "Why were only three released?"

"If all nine are released, my view will be blocked, and I won't be able to see my face. I'll get jealous of Tail."

Qi Yu's words were perfectly reasonable.

Bai Luochuan couldn't stop laughing at his answer.

After wiping the water droplets off its body, Qi Yu flicked its tail and said, "Brother, tell me how to contact you? You're always the one who comes to find me. When I can't reach you like this time, I don't know what to do."

Bai Luochuan's smile froze for a moment.

Even if I give you my contact information, you still can't reach me...

wrong.

Is this the effect of this game update?

After all these years, is this company finally planning to release a landline phone service?!

I'm secretly looking forward to it.

Bai Luochuan gave Qi Yu his phone number.

He even did a special check.

That's definitely his current phone number!

It did not falsely report the previous version!

Qi Yu, however, was all smiles after receiving the number.

The tail behind it swung a little faster than before.

It's less a fox.

It looks more like a squinting fox terrier now.

He said, "Brother, can I call you later?"

Bai Luochuan immediately nodded: "Sure, of course!"

After saying that, he suddenly realized something, thought for a moment, and added, "But I'm currently participating in a variety show, and during the recording, we're not allowed to answer calls or use our phones. So..."

“It’s okay, I know,” Qi Yu continued to smile knowingly. “I’ll call you when you’re free, and I won’t disturb your work.”

He said it with such certainty.

It was as if they knew Bai Luochuan's daily routine perfectly.

However, Bai Luochuan, still caught up in the excitement, was completely unaware of this.

He simply nodded vigorously.

She indicated that she was particularly willing to answer her husband's calls.

The atmosphere is tense.

When work was brought up, Bai Luochuan suddenly remembered something.

She let out a soft "ah".

He said, "By the way, there's someone in this variety show who dressed up as you to participate in the event!"

Qi Yu paused for a moment as he put on his bathrobe.

Row.

The reason why she wouldn't acknowledge him is now clear.

However, he did not reveal his identity.

He knew that Bai Luochuan wouldn't believe him even if he told her.

So I just followed the topic and asked, "And then? That person's impersonation was very convincing?"

"It's so similar!" Bai Luochuan nodded vigorously. "And it's not the kind of similarity that comes from makeup, it feels like it was born that way, or the effect of special plastic surgery! When I was with him, I thought you really came out of the game... no, I mean, I thought you really came to see me!"

Qi Yu smiled but remained silent.

Bai Luochuan misunderstood the meaning.

He immediately waved his hand and explained, "But don't worry, I was afraid of getting confused, so I didn't look at it much! Although I agreed to team up with him, I deliberately reduced my communication with him! That way I won't be misled by him!"

"You're the only one in my heart! I'll never cheat on you!"

"There's a heart rate test tonight! I keep telling myself, he's not you, I don't even feel anything for him! Really!"

Bai Luochuan spoke earnestly.

She stared longingly at Qi Yu.

It's like a silent plea for praise.

Qi Yu was both amused and exasperated.

He does hope that his wife will actually fall for him.

Finally, Qi Yu leaned forward and kissed the camera lens.

It was like kissing Bai Luochuan through a screen.

He thought for a moment and said, "Is there any possibility that that person really is me?"

Bai Luochuan immediately laughed.

He didn't answer.

But their gazes seem to say:

How could a character in a game possibly step out of the screen?

In Bai Luochuan's view, Qi Yu's statement was merely a tactic employed by the game company that seemed to be breaking down dimensional barriers.

I don't know how else to persuade Bai Luochuan.

As Qi Yu finished putting on his bathrobe, notifications popped up on both of their phones at the same time.

The new date is over.

The connection was lost; it's time to switch to the date scene.

This has always been the case, and the two of them are used to it.

Bai Luochuan had a great time making the appointment.

I immediately wanted to open the online store and give Qi Yu a big shopping spree.

I didn't expect to be unable to access the online store.

An unfamiliar phone call came in.

Bai Luochuan subconsciously answered the call.

Qi Yu's voice came from the other end of the line. He said, "Brother, go to sleep early. Don't buy me any more gifts. I want you to give them to me personally next time we meet."

Bai Luochuan:......

Why is this game company trying to get people to stop spending money on in-game purchases?

But you have to obey your husband's words!

I'm not spending any more money!

Let's save it for next time!

Today was another awesome day!

I feel like I could experience that same thrill again in my dreams!

After saying goodnight to Qi Yu, Bai Luochuan hung up the phone, satisfied.

And upstairs from him.

Qi Yu also dialed Lu Ran's number.

Lu Ran: "Boss, is there a problem with the program? Why did you contact me all of a sudden?"

Qi Yu thought for a moment and said, "Is there any way to make someone believe that the game on their phone has become reality?"

Lu Ran: ? ? ?

I think I'm close to confirming that your condition is real.

"Fine, I know you can't figure it out." Qi Yu sighed and changed the subject: "Then tell me, how do I go to another world to kill people?"

Lu Ran: ...

Is there some new illness?

Boss, why don't you go back to the battlefield?

After resting for several years, her illness has only gotten worse; who can withstand that?!


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