After five years of online dating, my wife thinks I'm a two-dimensional character?

Chapter 16 This is a romance simulation, not an animal documentary!

【Wait... Bro, you really don't treat us like family? You're saying everything, I'm totally confused.】

[This is the first time I've seen someone say they're love-struck like this. I find it kind of cute. Is it because Qi Yu's features are so beautifully framed?]

[It's definitely because Qi Yu is handsome enough that this statement is so impactful! A love-struck mind is the best dowry for an Alpha! If Qi Yu really is a love-struck person, I can't even imagine how happy his wife will be!]

[He's not giving up on treatment, he's even drooling after being cured!]

[The production team needs to replace the guest immediately! What are Qi Yu's subordinates doing? Someone publicly insulted your leader, don't they know how to handle it?!]

What's with the "married" part?

...

The comments section exploded.

The scene was quite mysterious.

Only the production team watched all of this with remarkable calm.

Because they had just called to confirm.

This was said by Qi Yu's adjutant himself.

That's right, it's Qi Yu who's here to participate in the show.

He came for his wife.

So all the performances on the show were normal, the production team shouldn't feel any pressure, just broadcast it according to the schedule.

Having received such a response, the production team felt quite reassured and confident.

The host even asked directly, "Mr. Qi, could you tell us more about your marriage?"

“Electronic marriage is also in the game,” Qi Yu replied.

His expression didn't change much.

He emphasized the word "game" very much.

You could tell he was quite unhappy.

To be honest, Qi Yu didn't know why Bai Luochuan insisted on describing their interactions as a game.

but it does not matter.

There will always be a chance.

He will ask him carefully and find out the truth.

As for the final round of finger-breaking, the others, for the sake of their personas, naturally chose to break their fingers properly.

Only Bai Luochuan.

I stared at my fingers for a while.

They still firmly chose not to compromise.

He's definitely a hopeless romantic.

She's only obsessed with her beloved husband!

Looking at his strong fingers, Qi Yu felt both happy and angry.

Gao Xingbai Luochuan said he was love-obsessed.

I'm angry that I was tricked again, but I'm also happy about it.

Bad Beta is so alluring.

If he were truly love-struck, why would he pretend to be a stranger? Why not just go home with him and get married?!

*

game over.

Qi Yu won by a landslide.

The production team distributed boxed lunches and placed the best one in front of Qi Yu.

However, Qi Yu did not move.

Instead, he was quick-witted and switched his own lunchbox with Bai Luochuan's next to him.

Bai Luochuan:?

Qi Yu said seriously, "I'd like to try a regular boxed lunch. Let's swap."

Bai Luochuan:? ? ?

Do you think I'm stupid?

Vigilance was written all over their faces.

Cannibals have short mouths and short hands.

There is no free lunch in the world.

Bai Luochuan understood this principle very well.

Qi Yu was already used to his reaction, so he paused and moved closer to Bai Luochuan.

Lower your voice.

Speaking in a volume only the two of them could hear, he said, "I don't think anyone else is quite suitable. I'd like to find a regular partner during the show's filming."

After saying that, he stepped back to create some distance between them.

She stared longingly at Bai Luochuan.

Bai Luochuan understood what he meant.

The other guests.

Apart from He Gui, who has little presence, the others don't seem easy to get along with.

If you absolutely have to team up with someone, Qi Yu seems like a pretty good choice.

I looked down at the boxed lunch once again.

Qi Yu smiled broadly: "This is a bribe."

Bai Luochuan understood immediately.

He opened the lunchbox that Qi Yu had given him.

The two boxes are really too different.

Bai Luochuan thought for a moment and said, "Then let's eat together."

Qi Yu was flattered and surprised, and his smile showed even greater satisfaction.

The meal was eaten very quickly.

Although the dishes didn't taste very good, Qi Yu felt that every bite was sweet.

It was a sweetness he had never experienced in his life!

After everyone had eaten and drunk their fill, the production team gathered them together again.

The afternoon's activities were simple.

They need to split into groups to find props and gather ingredients for dinner.

The props are hidden in the woods outside the villa; they are signs indicating the types of ingredients. The more you find, the more varied the food you'll have for dinner.

Of course, if nothing is found, the production team won't let everyone go hungry; they will still kindly provide a work lunchbox for dinner.

Listening to the program team's plan, Lan Muxing and Yan Cheng's group showed great eagerness to try.

Chu Zhu looked extremely annoyed.

He didn't want to lose.

But he didn't want to team up with Beta at all.

He Gui simply stood up and obediently followed the instructions.

As for Bai Luochuan...

He sat there with his eyes glazed over, showing absolutely no intention of participating in the activity.

Qi Yu gently nudged him: "Don't you want to find more ingredients to make dinner more delicious?"

Bai Luochuan blinked.

to be frank.

The work lunch is fine.

I swapped lunches with Qi Yu today, and he also ate the side dishes from the work lunch.

It's not only better than instant noodles.

It was much better than the dry rations he used to eat when he was working.

Bai Luochuan was not interested.

All that's missing is closing my eyes and taking a nap.

Qi Yu saw through his thoughts and simply relaxed along with him. His eyes crinkled into a smile as he said, "Brother, aren't you interested?"

Bai Luochuan countered, "And you?"

"I don't care," Qi Yu shrugged. "Just listen to your brother, it doesn't matter what."

The words are filled with a sweet and gentle feeling.

Accompanied by tender emotions in her eyes.

When Bai Luochuan's eyes met his, he was stunned once again.

A three-second pause.

Bai Luochuan stood up.

Qi Yu was somewhat surprised: "Brother?"

"Let's go stretch our limbs," Bai Luochuan said, moving his limbs.

Qi Yu shared lunch with him, so there's no reason for Qi Yu to suffer because of his laziness at dinner.

of course.

The more straightforward reason is that he couldn't bear to see his face suffer.

Regardless of who is actually behind the scenes.

Now that he's being treated like her husband, he can't let anyone feel wronged.

Bai Luochuan made a move, and Qi Yu naturally followed obediently.

When the two people entered the woods, the other two groups were already there.

The wind rustled through the treetops.

A soft rustling sound came from behind.

Qi Yu sensed something and looked up, and sure enough, he saw a sign hanging high on the branch.

I mentally measured the height.

Without using any other tools, he could simply pick Bai Luochuan up or have someone sit on his shoulders and he should be able to remove it.

He turned his gaze away, satisfied.

Qi Yu wanted to ask his wife whether she preferred a hug or sitting on his shoulder.

As a result, they saw Bai Luochuan hugging the tree trunk and rapidly climbing to the top of the tree at an almost inhuman speed.

Qi Yu: ...

Wife.

Do you remember this dating reality show?

It's not about going into nature!

It's not an animal documentary either!