Shocking! The seemingly useless ex-wife is actually an all-around queen!

Chapter 391: Starting the Wife-Chasing Crematorium



Chapter 391: Starting the Wife-Chasing Crematorium

Shen Jingnian's main account hasn't been logged in for a long time.

It has been two years since my last login.

Two years ago, the Weibo posts were still promoting Shen's Group's new products.

Scrolling up, you'll see that he's had his Weibo account for ten years, but he's only posted seven Weibo posts in total.

and.

Every single one of them is related to the Shen Group.

did not expect.

Two years later, he logged back into Weibo and posted an official announcement!

Shen Jingnian and Jiang Ning's relationship was already trending on social media.

Many marketing accounts have already started promoting the story of how Master Shen looks down on the eldest daughter of the Shi family.

Unexpectedly, Shen Jingnian suddenly made an official announcement.

Less than three minutes.

The number of comments under Shen Jingnian's Weibo post has reached over 1!

Holy crap! Holy crap! This was such a sudden official announcement!

[Long-planned, finally fulfilling my wish! As expected, a cultured person's official announcement is truly different! I love that phrase "finally fulfilling my wish"! It seems Master Shen has been secretly in love with the eldest daughter of the Shi family for quite some time now.]

[I'm totally shipping them! I was just thinking I'd never get a response in my life, but then Ninth Master Shen stepped in right away.]

"I'll go and move the Civil Affairs Bureau here right now. For my sake, can you two get your marriage certificate right away?"

[At the age of 'You Sheng,' sob sob, I suddenly realized that this sentence contains the names of Miss Shi and Ninth Master Shen.]

So sweet! So sweet!

[A long-planned scheme? Tsk tsk tsk, it seems Master Shen has been eyeing Miss Shi for quite some time.]

[This is hilarious! Wasn't someone just speculating that Master Shen didn't fancy Miss Shi? They were proven wrong!]

[I suspect that Master Shen is henpecked. The reason he hasn't officially announced it yet is probably because Miss Shi hasn't agreed. Otherwise, why hasn't Miss Shi made it official?]

[Hahahaha! If Master Shen is henpecked, the contrast is just too strong!]

[Impossible! Impossible! Master Shen is a man at the pinnacle of the financial world, how could he be henpecked?]

[At the age of You Sheng, sob sob, my favorite CP now has a group name.]

Wishing Master Shen and Miss Shi a long and happy life together, and many children.

When Shen Jingnian scrolled to this comment, he paused for a few seconds, a slight smile playing on his lips, then gave it a like. Finally, he copied the commenter's Weibo ID and sent it to his assistant.

The assistant was right outside the office.

Seeing what Shen Jingnian sent, he was a little puzzled, so he walked to the office door and knocked.

"Come in."

Shen Jingnian parted his thin lips slightly.

The assistant pushed the door open and came in. "Ninth Master, what was that text message you just sent me?"

"You mean on WeChat?" Shen Jingnian asked.

"Yes." The assistant nodded.

Shen Jingnian continued, "This is a Weibo ID. Go contact the person and get their address, then send them a gift package from the Shen Group."

He really liked the other person's words: "May you have a long and happy marriage, and may you have many children soon."

"Yes, Ninth Master, I'll make the arrangements right away."

soon.

The hashtag Shen Jiuye officially announced became a trending topic.

Shen Jingnian's Weibo followers also skyrocketed from over one million to over thirty million.

Today happens to be the 15th.

It's time to go home for dinner twice a month again.

Normally, Shen Jingnian would only prepare to go home around mealtime, but today he was in a good mood, and he packed his things to go home at just past 2 p.m.

Shen family.

Shen Jingshu ran downstairs with her phone in her arms.

"Mom, this is amazing news! This is amazing news!"

Grandma Shen immediately stood up from the sofa. "What good news? Did Ningning accept our Tiantian's marriage proposal?"

Is she about to start having her first grandson?

The more Mrs. Shen thought about it, the more excited she became.

"No, no." Shen Jingshu shook her head.

The hope on Old Mrs. Shen's face vanished instantly, and she muttered, "It's nothing, what kind of great news is that?"

So speechless.

Shen Jingshu continued, "Our little sweetheart has made an official announcement."

Grandma Shen's eyes widened.

Shen Jingshu handed her phone to Grandma Shen, "Look, this is the Weibo post our little sweetheart just made. He's officially announced it! What does that mean? It means he's really dating Ningning. If these two are dating, how far away is it for you to become a grandmother and me to become an aunt?"

Because she was afraid of hearing news she didn't want to hear, Old Mrs. Shen didn't dare to call Shen Jingnian to verify the truth of the matter.

But now.

Shen Jingnian admitted it!

Grandma Shen breathed a sigh of relief, clasped her hands together, and said, "Thank God, thank God!"

Shen Jingshu glanced at Old Madam Shen and then said, "Mom, do you remember what you said last time?"

"What?" asked Mrs. Shen.

Shen Jingshu reminded her, "You said last time that if Ningning really started dating our little sweetheart, you would be willing to crawl on the ground and eat shit."

Lie on the ground and eat some shit?

Hear this.

There was a moment of silence in the air.

slap slap slap---

Then came the sound of footsteps.

Then came the butler's respectful voice, "Young Master Haotian, you've arrived."

Hearing this, Old Mrs. Shen breathed a sigh of relief and pointed at Yun Haotian, "Let him eat. Have you forgotten what your eldest son said? He said that if his uncle really starts dating Ningning, I won't have to eat myself; he will eat."

Yun Haotian, who had just entered: ? ? ?

Today is really not a good day to go out!

I shouldn't have made such a rash promise!

First, he was embarrassed by Cathy Tsui.

Now she's been slapped in the face by her own maternal grandmother.

Woo woo woo.......

My life is so hard.

Shen Jingshu nodded, then turned to look at Yun Haotian, "Oh right, Haotian, I remember you did say that!"

Yun Haotian said with a grin, "Just kidding, just kidding!"

After saying that, Yun Haotian immediately changed the subject, "Mom, Grandma, if you ask me, my uncle is really amazing. He won over Uncle Jiang without making a sound! He's practically a hero! Who is Uncle Jiang? Her suitors could circle the earth several times over if they held hands. I have to say, my uncle is truly brave and resourceful! Shouldn't our family take a good look at him tonight?"

Grandma Shen nodded in agreement, "We really need to celebrate! This kid has truly impressed me this time."

Normally, Old Mrs. Shen would only dare to dream about Shen Jingnian and Jiang Ning dating.

But now!

My dream has come true.

Shen Jingshu looked at Yun Haotian and then said, "Even your uncle has found a girlfriend now, what about you? When are you going to bring a girlfriend back for me and your grandma to meet?"

Grandma Shen also turned to look at Yun Haotian, "Your mother is right, even your uncle has found a partner, you should also work harder."

Yun Haotian scratched his head. "No rush, no rush, I just haven't met the right one yet!"

"What's the rush? You're only three years younger than your uncle." Shen Jingshu slapped Yun Haotian's head and said angrily, "I'll give you another year. If you still can't bring back a girlfriend next year, you can get out of here!"

Yun Haotian: "......" After going around in circles, how did the fire end up burning him again?

Mercury retrograde!

It's definitely Mercury retrograde lately!

Just then, footsteps sounded outside again.

Shen Jingnian has returned.

Grandma Shen immediately went out to greet them, "Oh my, let me see who's back? Oh! It's our family's great hero who's back!"

Hearing what Grandma Shen said, Shen Jingnian was completely dumbfounded. What was Grandma Shen up to now?

Before Shen Jingnian could react...

Shen Jingshu and Yun Haotian clapped in perfect unison, "Welcome, welcome, a warm welcome! Welcome home, our great hero!"

Shen Jingnian took off his suit jacket and handed it to the maid, then looked at Old Madam Shen and Shen Jingshu, "Mom, Sister, what happened? What great hero?"

Shen Jingshu smiled and said, "You're a great hero to our family for winning Ningning's heart!"

Grandma Shen leaned closer to Shen Jingnian and asked, "When do you plan to marry Ningning?"

Yun Haotian also looked at Shen Jingnian with a gossipy expression.

"Marriage?" Shen Jingnian didn't expect his family to start with zero frames. "There's no rush."

after all.

His girlfriend is still against marriage.

He kept trying, trying, and trying again!

Grandma Shen's face changed instantly. She brought over a small stool, stood on it, and gave Shen Jingnian a sharp rebuke. "What do you mean 'not in a hurry'! You scumbag! Don't you want to take responsibility for Ningning?"

As for why he stood on the stool to give Shen Jingnian a big tug-of-war.

That's because Grandma Shen isn't tall enough.

"Mom, you've misunderstood. I'm not a scumbag..."

Before Shen Jingnian could finish speaking, Old Mrs. Shen continued, "What else could he be but a scumbag? A great man once said that all relationships not aimed at marriage are just playing around! I'm asking you, are you going to use your anti-marriage stance to fob me off?"

Old Mrs. Shen was so angry she died!

No marriage!

He's not getting married, my foot!

Shen Jingnian sighed helplessly, "Mom, I'm no longer against marriage, I actually want to get married! But the problem is, Ningning is the one who's against marriage right now!"

Grandma Shen was taken aback.

???

What?

Who are the non-marriage advocates?

Shen Jingshu was almost laughing so hard she couldn't breathe. "Hahahaha! Jingnian, I never thought you'd end up like this."

She really wanted to record everything Shen Jingnian had said before and play it for him now.

It's true what they say, what goes around comes around, and no one escapes the wrath of Heaven!

The boomerang finally struck.

Grandma Shen helped Shen Jingnian down from the small stool. "Ningning is against marriage?"

“Yes.” Shen Jingnian nodded slightly.

Grandma Shen narrowed her eyes. "There really aren't many girls as clear-headed as Ningning these days."

Shen Jingnian: "......."

No.

Who kissed whom?

He doesn't want to get married, and his mother says he's a scumbag.

Jiang Ning is not getting married; her mother says she is clear-headed.

Did the old lady give birth to the wrong baby?

Yun Haotian asked curiously, "Uncle, since my father Jiang is a staunch advocate of non-marriage, how did you two get together in the first place?"

Shen Jingshu and Old Madam Shen also looked at Shen Jingnian with curiosity.

Shen Jingnian explained, "She agreed because she accidentally learned that I used to be a staunch advocate of not getting married."

“Little brother,” Shen Jingshu put her hand on Shen Jingnian’s shoulder, “I’ll sympathize with you for a second.”

“I’m not like your sister. I’m not as cold-blooded as her. I’ll sympathize with you for three seconds,” Grandma Shen added gloatingly. “Who told you to be so arrogant back then! It’s time for you to experience the bitterness of love.”

Shen Jingshu laughed and said, "I told you long ago, 'When people are arrogant, they'll get what they deserve.' You'll be chasing after your wife in the end! See, it all came true."

Yun Haotian nodded, "That's right, that's right."

Shen Jingnian swept a sharp look over him.

Yun Haotian immediately shut up.

Although Jiang Ning was against marriage, Grandma Shen was still very happy. At least her son had found a girlfriend. Grandma Shen happily went to instruct the kitchen to prepare more food for dinner.

They even hung red lanterns inside the Shen Mansion and went to the ancestral hall to offer incense to their ancestors.

--

Compared to the atmosphere in the Shen family, the atmosphere in the Shi family was not so good.

Ever since she saw Jiang Ning and Shen Jingnian's smiles, Grandma Shi has never smiled.

At this moment, both Grandma Shi and Si Huashang were sitting on the sofa in the living room.

Si Huashang was reading Shen Jingnian's official announcement. "It's been planned for a long time. In this year of happiness, it's just as I wished. Mom, look, Shen Jingnian has responded. It seems he's not such an irresponsible person after all!"

Si Huashang has checked.

Shen Jingnian's abilities are outstanding; he is top-notch in both education and experience. Moreover, Si Huashang really liked the official statement he made.

Si Huashang now even feels that her daughter's boyfriend isn't so bad after all.

“Hua Chang, his appearance and abilities are undeniable. After all, he has been on the battlefield and is now at the top of the financial world. He is also quite handsome,” said Madam Shi with a sigh. “But do you know how stingy he is? If our Sheng Bao is with him, she will definitely be the one who suffers!”

If Shen Jingnian weren't so stingy, he would be a perfect candidate for grandson-in-law.

such a pity.

No one is perfect!

"Mom, you keep saying he's stingy, but just how stingy is he? Could you give me an example?" Si Huashang asked curiously.

Si Huashang had only heard rumors that Shen Jingnian was very stingy.

But I haven't heard of the specific incident.

Grandma Shi continued, "I heard that his eldest nephew, Yun Haotian, borrowed his car for a few days, and he insisted that Yun Haotian pay for the gas separately! Tell me, why do family members have to be so calculating? Besides, how much is that gas money worth?"

At this point, Grandma Shi continued, "I also heard that Grandma Shen was hospitalized when she was feeling unwell. During her hospital stay, she threw an apple. Can you guess what Shen Jingnian said when he saw this?"

"What did you say?" Si Huashang asked.


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