mtl008 Chapter 409 The Wooden Figures Are All Pretense
Chapter 409 The Wooden Figures Are All Pretense
After giving the three girls enough space, Li Muyang pulled them away, as they still wanted to gossip a bit more.
What are you looking at! Stop making a scene! A family of three is here together; do you want to watch the show? Or be third wheels?
Deprived of her chance to watch the excitement, Ai, adhering to the principle of rigorous scientific research, tugged at Li Muyang's sleeve and asked, "Does resurrection necessarily require using your hockey stick to draw the soul into the body?"
Li Muyang's lips twitched, and before he could say anything, the Shennong Beast had already rushed out of the small world: "To hell with the hockey stick! Say that again! I'm a ruler! You can donate your eyes if you don't need them anymore! Thank you!"
When Shennong Beast pointed its paw at her face, Xiao Ai was so startled she almost fell to the ground. Luckily, Li Muyang caught her in time and leisurely explained, "Don't talk nonsense. Shennong Beast hates it when people call him a hockey stick after he transforms into a divine weapon!"
"You dare mention it again..." The Shennong Beast continued its rampage, only to be suppressed by Li Muyang with a single palm strike... cough cough, he actually reached out and started petting it. Having known it for so many years, Li Muyang knew the Shennong Beast's weaknesses perfectly well! Hehehe~ Don't come out and scare the little kids~
For example, the chin, forehead, and the area behind the left ear on the back of the head are the places that Shennong Beast likes to be massaged the most.
Xiao Ai felt a chill run down her spine. Good heavens, she had seen the Shennong Beast before, but she never expected that this usually kind and amiable beast would be so frightening when it went berserk!
Well, Ai was so frightened by the aura of the Shennong Beast that she almost sat down, not by its sudden appearance.
Not only Xiao Ai, but Xia He and Pu Si Qinglan were also startled. After looking at the appearance of the Shennong Beast, Xia He and Pu Si Qinglan pondered for a moment and then showed a surprised expression.
Unable to contain her curiosity, Pu Siqinglan asked, "Boss, could this be the ancient mythical beast Qilin from the legends of the Great Xia Dynasty?"
Xia He understood more deeply: "This... is a jade unicorn?"
The Shennong beast proudly raised its head, but was immediately met with a soft, cat-like purr from Li Muyang's skillful massage. "Ouch~ Give me some face~" it seemed to say, pausing for a moment before continuing. "No~ Don't stop~"
Hmm... what is a Qilin called?
"Yes." Li Muyang nodded calmly. It's a craft!
They successfully won over two surprised girls, who had actually seen a living mythical beast, the Qilin, in real life!
Speaking of which, it's alright for Xia He to be called a young girl, but Pu Siqinglan is almost thirty, so calling her a young girl... Oh, I almost forgot, she awakened her seventh sense and reversed her aging for a period of time, so she can also be considered a young girl now, and her physical age is about the same as Xia He's.
Getting back to the point, Li Muyang went back to playing his game, while the three girls surrounded the Shennong Beast, looking very curious.
When Xuan Yue and the other two came out of the room, they saw Ai looking at them with a look of worship. What a powerful NP!
It has to be said that when it comes to playing with plants and medicines, Shennong Beast is the ancestor!
Whether it's healing the sick or conducting poison research, Shennong Beast is far more proficient than Xiao Ai! It's all due to accumulated experience! Especially after Shennong Beast followed Li Muyang, he filled in the gaps in modern medicine!
Shennong Beast?(*`w′*)?: Hmph! I lack nothing now! I feel terrifyingly strong!
Xia He and Pu Siqinglan, though still a little scared, remained interested in the Shennong Beast! After all, it was the legendary auspicious beast, the Jade Qilin, a treasure trove from head to toe! It could even bring good luck! They wanted to get to know it better!
Seeing the three of them come out, Li Muyang raised an eyebrow and stopped playing his game: "Oh? Finished chatting?"
Xuan Yue smiled and nodded, reverting to his usual refined and amiable demeanor. Morian bowed respectfully and thanked him, saying, "Thank you so much for saving my life, Immortal Master! And thank you for slaying the evil spirit!"
Li Muyang waved his hand: "The matter of Muir V is in the past! No need to mention it again! Who told him to lay a hand on me!"
"As for reviving you... that's a deal with Lao Xuan. After all, I'll have to make him work for me, and I'm never stingy with my own people when it comes to treatment!"
Morian smiled and shook her head: "One thing at a time. A transaction is a transaction, and gratitude is gratitude! They can't be mixed up! If you ever need my help in the future, I'll be there without hesitation!"
Li Muyang accepted Morian's thanks with a smile. This witch from the Soren family was no naive girl; she had managed to manipulate Xuan Yue in his younger days and even turned this lazy bum to her side! It was clear that she was shrewd!
She's taken precognition to an extreme! She treats it like reading material, exploring all sorts of world secrets! She's already honed her knowledge to a whole new level!
Therefore, Morian knew that Eastern cultivators like Li Muyang were extremely particular about cause and effect! Kindness had to be repaid, otherwise trouble could easily arise later! So her words were also a statement that she wouldn't let Xuan Yue alone repay the karma of resurrection and help; she would do it together with her!
"So, have you all made things clear?" Li Muyang suddenly asked in a cheeky tone.
Xuan Yue hadn't noticed anything yet. She just smiled and stood on either side of Morian and Cang Yue, saying, "Well, I guess everything's been explained."
However, it was obvious that the two girls beside him were looking at him with a hint of resentment, but they didn't show it.
The user of the seventh sense, who controls the mind, is actually an emotional idiot... Oh! No! Li Muyang suddenly had a flash of inspiration! He almost got fooled by this kid! Xuan Yue, that old fox, was just pretending to be stupid! Playing dumb!
Good heavens! He actually managed to avoid the chaotic scene?
After all, jealous women are impossible to explain! The only way is to let them figure it out themselves and accept the reality they face!
Damn it! You guys who play with mental powers! You're really cunning! We almost fell for your tricks!
"...Never mind, the most important thing is for you three to live a good life." Li Muyang casually mentioned it, but the corners of his mouth inexplicably turned up when he turned away.
Inspired by Shin-chan's wicked smile.
Xuan Yue's expression froze, and she almost lost her composure. Cang Yue and Morian beside her had clearly become dangerous, one exuding a chilling aura and the other shrouded in black mist.
Hehehe! You think you can escape? Where can you run to? Just accept it! Li Muyang laughed inwardly! Do you think enjoying the blessings of having multiple wives is so easy? You're kidding!
However, Morian and Cang Yue were still very considerate and did not publicly embarrass Xuan Yue. Of course, this attitude of keeping quiet made Xuan Yue even more flustered. If they exploded, she was afraid she would be killed by a woodcutter's knife.
We must heed the cautionary tale of a certain senior from our school! I've heard of it too, Xuan Yue.
Yes, he was also bored, so Nightingale bought him some games for leisure and entertainment.
Our Lord Yizhi still doesn't know how many strange and bizarre things that corrupt the Dao Heart have been secretly bought for our Boss Xuan Yue by Nightingale, this masked, brooding man.
How did this aloof prince end up developing the potential to become a goofball?
Could it be that they've been holding it in for too long?
Closer to home.
Anyway, my house is very big, and Li Muyang said he would take Xuan Yue to find Kudo Yusaku to ask for the specific method to go to the underworld. Therefore, the three of them were not in a hurry to leave and decided to stay for one night.
With so many guests at home, it was much more lively. Li Muyang naturally cooked himself, which was quite an eye-opener for everyone present, and they were able to enjoy a delicious meal!
Xuan Yue touched her swollen belly and exclaimed, "I'm getting more and more curious! Is there anything you can't do?"
Li Muyang smiled without saying a word, while Xiao Ai, standing to the side, bluntly retorted, "Have a baby!"
Li Muyang glanced at the girl who wasn't giving him any face, and he had a feeling that she was getting increasingly arrogant if he didn't discipline her for three days! Was this girl getting more and more cocky?
Xiao Ai also sensed the resentment coming from Lao Li. Her lips twitched. She did seem to have been a bit too arrogant. Cough cough! It looks like she needs to be careful! Otherwise, this cheap older brother might do anything! She wonders what he will use to punish her... 555, trembling with fear.
So, in a moment of impulsiveness, Li Muyang couldn't help but say in order to refute Xiao Ai, "This might not be a problem at all. I can change my body structure at will."
Everyone was stunned, and Xuan Yue was even more stunned for a long time. When she came to her senses, she hugged her chest with a wary expression.
Li Muyang ┑(￣Д ￣)┍: "WC! Are you poisonous?! Why are you covering your chest, you grown man?"
Xuan Yue sighed softly, "It's nothing, it's just that for a moment just now, I had a strange feeling of insecurity."
Li Muyang admitted that he almost couldn't hold back and kicked Xuan Yue hard in the face, which was prettier than many girls, with his size 42 shoe.
Do you think I am King Anli of Wei? No, you are not Lord Longyang!
It has to be said that this interruption made the group much closer. Originally, Morian and Cang Yue were a little nervous when facing Li Muyang, after all, Li Muyang's methods and abilities had exceeded their expectations!
They're as powerful as monsters! Turning life and death around is just a casual thing for them!
Even setting aside the matter of resurrecting Morian, the fact that Muir V, whom even the ancient King of Cilan couldn't kill, was now wiped out by Li Muyang is enough to illustrate the point!
After dinner, the girls volunteered to wash the dishes, leaving only Li Muyang, Xiao Ai, and Xuan Yue in the living room, watching variety shows on TV with nothing to do.
"Japanese variety shows really know how to push the boundaries." Li Muyang grumbled casually, watching the spoofs on TV. "No limits, no morals!"
Look at how they treat celebrities! Being a celebrity in Japan is really tough! If this were in China, the fans of those idols would probably have already cyberbullied the show's production team!
Little Ai in his arms looked helpless. Of course she had resisted, but it was no use. Besides, Li Muyang said he would give her a gift, so she had no choice but to stay obediently in Li's arms.
Don't overthink it! She's still a child! Don't even think about it!
Li Muyang simply wanted a little sister, but unfortunately, his parents weren't going to help! He could only enjoy this fake little girl as a substitute.
Of course, if Li Muyang were really asked to take care of unruly children, he would most likely not be able to handle it.
Sure enough, the image of a well-behaved and sensible little girl only exists in other people's stories!