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Chapter 652 I Want to Report Every Cultivator with a Sword Named "Slow Down"



Chapter 652 I Want to Report Every Cultivator with a Sword Named "Slow Down"

"I……"

Just as Mias was about to speak, the rose slipped from his hand, and the spirit sword once again pierced through his body, severing his brain.

The scene is covered in blood, and the roses on the frozen ground appear more vibrant because of the blood.

Jiang He sheathed her sword and turned to join Long Aotian's battle.

Mias is dead. This is the first time Jiang He has killed someone since entering the sect competition. The live broadcast screen is filled with large areas of mosaic. Mias's death has been widely circulated on the Internet, and netizens are basically cheering.

Hongmu has never killed anyone before; he always stops short of killing. What heinous crime did Mias commit to provoke Hongmu's murderous intent?

You mentioned heinous crimes, then there are countless things he's done. The "Black Rose Mias" cult—this title comes from the roses he left behind after killing humans. He was originally a member of an assassin organization but later went through a mental cleansing. Due to his twisted killing methods, he's still talked about on various websites decades ago, and the number of innocent lives he's responsible for is countless.

How did Namibias clear his name?

He was swift in his killings, destroying much of the evidence. The victims' families only realized it was Mias when they found red roses on the bodies. It's rumored that Mias had taken on a job killing the head of the Bai family years ago, but whether that's true or not is unknown.

Ah, how can you prove he killed him without evidence? It's not that there's no evidence, it's that the evidence has been destroyed. Many pieces of evidence have been seen by everyone, but they've been wiped out. The Church wouldn't allow someone burdened with so many crimes to join. Mias, on the other hand, is extremely talented; after joining the Church, he instantly became a devout follower, which elevated his status overnight.

How do you know so much about Mias?

Please call me a seasoned surfing girl, okay? I've been online for decades, and a lot of gossip is still on my old-fashioned computer, but I just can't post it. I wonder if I'll be able to post it after Mias dies.

My dear sister, I'm messaging you privately.

: Private message me! No need to send it out, I'll come find you.

The system is calling you, please!

From this perspective, Mias deserved his punishment.

Does this mean that redwood is doing good and eliminating evil?

: Well, it's better to kill him. Keeping this menace around will only cause more harm to other cultivators.

Hilarious! From Mias's mouth, you can even hear him angrily denouncing other sects as heretical cultivators. I think the entire cult is acting strangely, especially the followers, who seem to be possessed.

You can insult people, but don't slander the beliefs of a religion.

It has its pros and cons, but it's not that bad.

Don't you guys care about the name of Hongmu's sword? At first, I thought Hongmu was planning to talk to Mias to buy time or something, but I didn't expect her to summon her spirit sword right away.

Yeah, what sword cultivator calls his wife "Wait a minute"?

Haha, I'm done for. I always thought Hongmu was some kind of mysterious master, but now she seems more like a funny girl.

The sword's name is rather vague, but to be fair, it's incredibly useful. From now on, I've decided to name my own sword "Wait a Moment."

Hey, don't try to steal this name from me, I want it too, it's perfect for being a jerk.

Why don't you just name the four swords "Fellow Daoist," "Senior," "Wait," "Spare Me," and "Master, Save Me"? That would be perfect. Then when you call out the sword names, people might think you're incredibly polite, but little do they know, all four swords together could stab them in the back.

Amazing, this name is great!

I will report all cultivators who name their swords "Slow Down" from now on.

Hmm, you guys are too kind-hearted. If you ask me, those four swords could be modified and named: "Attention! Dog barks! Wait! Sword barks! Stop!" And that's not all. When encountering an enemy, shout "Wait!" to stun them for a few seconds, then shout "Stop! Decapitation!"

As expected of Lao Liu, a smooth combo combo completely controlled and killed the opponent.

It's alright, fellow Daoist. There's something even more amazing. I once encountered a sword cultivator who kept a dog, and he even brought it with him to fights. His sword was named Wangcai (meaning "Wangcai, go!"), and every time he shouted "Wangcai, go!" his opponent would focus solely on the dog's movements and end up getting shot through the heart with an arrow.

Haha, the sword is called "Wangcai" and the dog is called "Jianlai," right?

When the sword is called, the dog bites the enemy's calf.

When you shout "Wangcai," a flying sword takes your skull—that's awesome!

I'd also like to submit one, a true story.

I used to be a dutiful disciple of talisman cultivation. As fellow cultivators know... talisman cultivation, which involves wasting paper, pens, and cinnabar, is incredibly expensive. I scrimped and saved, finally managing to scrape together a thousand spirit stones, and signed up for an unknown cultivator sparring tournament. The first match I encountered was a sword cultivator, a burly man dressed in pink, charging towards me while shouting, "Look at my legs!"

How could I bear this? I was so scared that I scrambled up Mount Kongtong... no... I fell off the dueling platform. Later, when I was carried back to the sect, I found out that his sword was called "Look at Your Legs"... How absurd! It was just harassment! He didn't even compensate me for half a spirit stone of emotional distress.

Holy crap, I'm speechless.

Is this even allowed? That's kind of creepy.

[Being sneaky is the way to go. In the next match, I'll even have to pay close attention to every word the opposing cultivator says, just in case there's a trap.]

Netizens are enthusiastically discussing the name of the spirit sword.

Jiang He's naming method was peculiar. After the sect competition ended, cultivators followed suit and named their spirit swords "Wait a minute".

Because the rate of duplicate names for spiritual swords among cultivators is too high.

Many cultivators, upon obtaining their natal sword, immediately name it "Wait a Moment," intending to launch a surprise attack when they are outmatched.

As a result, often when he was fighting the enemy, he would shout "Wait a minute!"

In an instant, more than a dozen magical weapons of various kinds flew in from all directions.

Such scenes are frequently seen. Every time, more cultivators would call out the name of their natal sword and issue a "Sword Search Notice" than the sword would be summoned away by the "Return of Ten Thousand Swords" technique.

But this is all for later.

Jiang He went to help, and the psychic monk showed signs of fleeing after seeing Mias's death, but Jiang He did not let him go.

What if the flag is on these monks?

What if...

Tearing down the flag is enough to eliminate an entire sect.

Jiang He calmly swung her sword, not killing the man, but leaving him severely crippled.

After Jiang He and Long Aotian finished cleaning, another group of people appeared.

They are cultivators from the Blood Alliance.

Kongji re-entered the endless waters. In his mustard seed bag lay a clue, which he knew was fake, because the real one was with Li Si'an.

When Kongji brought his people out, they happened to witness the entire process of the two eliminating cultivators.

Only Kong Ji was at the peak of the Nascent Soul stage this time, so he didn't take the risk. After Jiang He sheathed her sword, he quietly left with his men.

Jiang He knew Kong Ji's methods; he had just eliminated many cultivators and had exhausted most of his spiritual energy, so she did not intend to confront Kong Ji at this moment.

They met briefly, but missed each other without realizing it.

Jiang He squatted back down in the grass, looking at the conversation on the personal terminal. She and Long Aotian then left the place together.

——Xiaoyao Sect Subgroup Chat 3——

(Bai Zhizhou: Clues have been obtained)


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