I conquered the cultivation world with scrambled eggs with tomatoes.

Chapter 568 "On How Fast Contemporary Netizens Change Their Minds"

[But what if Hongmu defeats Beiming Yun in their battle? Given this trend, Hongmu's chances of winning are still quite high.]

You always argue about who will win, but I see you arguing back and forth without ever being 100% sure. What's the point?

Hongmu vs. Hualan Zheng, the match is about to begin, place your bets now!

: Forget about gambling, stay away from gambling and cherish your life!

That makes sense.

Guess who will draw their sword first? Hua Lanzheng's sword is made of Ice Lotus Stone, a rare and exquisite spiritual sword. We rarely see Hua Lanzheng draw her sword, but today we'll finally get to see it to our hearts' content!

Jiang He's spirit sword must be extraordinary; though its name is unknown, it certainly looks remarkable.

I feel like we can look forward to the sect competition. Lingyun Sect and Beiming Yun are at odds, and now Lingyun Sect is also at odds with Xiaoyao Sect. What if Lingyun Sect joins forces with the Blood Alliance to besiege Xiaoyao Sect?

What you're saying is problematic, but isn't the Lingyun Sect also somewhat at odds with the Blood Alliance?

That's not right. The Lingyun Sect is always upholding justice. Normally, no other sect does this kind of work. Logically, the Lingyun Sect should be doing very well.

Life is like this: Haha, what is the Lingyun Sect anyway? It only has a good reputation for the last few hundred years. Don't they know how bad its reputation was two thousand years ago?

Who are you? Two thousand years ago? Are you kidding me? Don't tell me you've lived that long.

So what if it was two thousand years ago? It's none of our business.

Reincarnation: You are still young and don't understand the dangers of the world. I'm just teaching you a lesson. You'll understand when you reach my age.

This person's statements about being alive are strange, and when you click into his homepage, his age is listed as over 2000 years old.

: ? ? ? This has gone completely off the rails.

Is that all you guys noticed? I saw his homepage had a verified account badge, and after looking at the various posts, he seemed a bit like an elderly person. But! As I scrolled further, I realized that "Life in This World" seemed to be a member of the Blood Alliance. Scrolling down even further, I saw a group photo of the Blood Alliance elders, and finally remembered who had posted those posts. Damn it, "Life in This World" is Lin Xia, an elder of the Blood Alliance!

What? The elders also use the internet?

These days, which cultivator doesn't go online? I just have a question: were the accounts of your Blood Alliance elders hacked? @BloodAllianceOfficialAccount (This is the only account, there are no others)

Hahaha, don't be silly, the official account of the Blood Alliance doesn't even look like an official account.

@LifeIsYouReallyElderLin

In this life: identity is not important. What's important is that you know the Lingyun Sect is not a good sect, and of course, the Divine Sect is not good either. The Hehuan Sect is even less respectable. Only our Blood Alliance is the truly righteous and prestigious sect in the cultivation world!

Case solved! They were just here for publicity. No need to investigate anymore. Elder Lin was probably coerced by the Blood Alliance recruitment department, hahaha.

Really? Elder Lin, if you were coerced, type a string of "hahahahahaha".

In this life: I've said it before, redwood will prevail!

Good heavens, the Blood Alliance Elder is also a toxic fan of the Xiaoyao Sect's Redwood faction.

I couldn't hold back when the term "toxic solo stan" came out; netizens always know how to create something interesting.

After posting several angry comments, Lin Xia finally felt completely relieved.

Lingyun Sect was never a good person to begin with, and the Divine Cult was just pretending to be a god. He didn't believe that the matter of the evil cultivator's divine blood had nothing to do with the Divine Cult.

The Hehuan Sect is barely the one of the three sects that doesn't do bad things, but they always try to persuade the cultivators of their Blood Alliance to say that sword cultivation is the best tonic. Lin Xia dislikes this for a reason.

He looked at Hua Lanzheng and Hongmu on the field, and suddenly frowned. Hua Lanzheng's moves were a bit strange...

Jiang He looked up and caught Ying Fengyi's sword.

The sword slashed horizontally down from above Jiang He's head, seemingly aiming to pierce through her entire body.

Blade to blade, a crisp sword sound echoed in the air. The next second, the sword below flipped upwards, and Jiang He and Ying Fengyi's positions changed.

Originally, Feng Yi's spirit sword should have struck down, but now Jiang He has taken the place.

Jiang He and Ying Fengyi exchanged a few blows in the secret realm.

She really didn't expect Ying Fengyi to be so persistent.

In that case, let her witness how Jiang He wields her sword during this period.

The match between Hua Lanzheng of Lingyun Sect and Hongmu of Xiaoyao Sect has been generating a lot of buzz in the live stream ever since the news broke.

Many cultivators came from other live streams specifically to Jiang He's live stream.

Ying Fengyi started with a horizontal slash, maximizing the visual impact.

"Ahhh, as expected of the Hua Jie I know! That slash was so cool!"

"I wonder how Hongmu will deal with this. Hua Lanzheng is almost using her sword as a knife. This sword strike is incredibly powerful."

"Their positions have reversed!"

"?! Is that even possible? Is Hongmu practicing fencing? In the blink of an eye, he went from a lower position to a higher position!"

"Ladies, the atmosphere is getting a little tense."

"Hua Lanzheng, fight back! Aaaaaaah!"

"Don't panic. Right now, it's just a sword fight. Neither of them has used much spiritual energy. Once they start using spiritual energy, Hongmu will feel the frustration of being completely crushed by Sister Hua."

"Don't wait any longer, it has already started, both kinds of spiritual energy are so ethereal."

The onlookers saw two spiritual swords, formed from spiritual energy, launch their attacks simultaneously.

Jiang He's ice sword remained above, while Ying Fengyi's sword was below.

Jiang He always wore a faint smile.

The spiritual energy condensed into a sword, which looked like a fine piece of jade under the light. The icy sword exuded a chilling aura, and when it collided with the light sword that Ying Fengyi had conjured, its coldness was released.

Ying Fengyi looked slightly disdainful; she had used such a petty trick a thousand years ago.

Ying Fengyi interlaced her two fingers, and the spirit sword beside her suddenly disappeared. Then, the light sword re-condensed and appeared behind Jiang He!

"Light" is under the light, so escaping is natural.

Ying Fengyi used this to achieve lightsaber teleportation.

Jiang He's eyes still held a smile. She gripped her sword and retreated from behind Ying Fengyi. Then she quickly turned around, and an ice sword made of spiritual energy, along with the spiritual sword in her hand, struck the light sword that Ying Fengyi had conjured.

Under the force of the two swords, the lightsaber was completely reduced to dust.

"It's over..."

Ying Fengyi murmured, his eyes filled with curiosity about Jiang He.

She suddenly began to doubt whether she had misjudged the person; perhaps the person in front of her was Hongmu, not Jiang He.

Otherwise, why would her swordsmanship have improved so rapidly in just five years?

Jiang He pierced through the lightsaber, her toes lightly leaping, and ice surfaces appeared in the air. Holding her sword, she repeatedly jumped between the ice surfaces, her speed fast enough for the audience to visually perceive the cultivator's movement as teleportation.

Wow, that's fast!

Holy crap, isn't Hongmu an ice spirit root, or a wind spirit root? Peak Nascent Soul stage, and his speed is this fast?

It's not the kind that shrinks the distance to an inch.

Peak Nascent Soul stage cultivators can already teleport, what are you all so surprised about?

Not the kind of teleportation, but the kind that's really fast.

"Redwood is really strong! She turned around and shattered the lightsaber that Hua Lanzheng had just created."

Suddenly I realized that my decision to forfeit my duel with Hongmu was incredibly wise. A peak Nascent Soul stage cultivator against a peak Divine Transformation stage cultivator—it was terrifying. I felt like he could kill me with a single sword strike.

Actually, you don't even need one sword strike; their sword energy alone is enough to kill you instantly.

Why did you blurt out such a blunt truth? I'm retracting this now, just pretend I didn't see it.

Hahaha, I love being online with this generation of monks! "Just how fast can modern netizens change their tune?"

I can still succumb to the charms of a powerful man. If Hongmu likes women, I'm willing to marry him!

When you dream of beauty, do tears stream down your face?

: Click click click, you found out!

Oh dear, look at the field! Forget about marriage for now, Hongmu's in danger...