Love Apartment: Lying down makes me happy

Chapter 169 Beast! Worse than a beast!!!

Yu Mo asked the waiter for a case of beer and a case of Erguotou (a type of Chinese liquor), intending to expose Shen Linfeng's true colors at the dinner table.

As Guan Gu watched the waiter who came over to take photos of them exchange flirtatious glances with Shen Linfeng, a surge of anger welled up inside him.

He picked up his knife and fork, staring at Shen Linfeng as he viciously cut into the steak on his plate, muttering under his breath: "A beast in human clothing... a hypocrite... a lecherous scoundrel... a slewd scoundrel..."

Ziqiao turned his head and said, "Guan Gu, you're misusing idioms again..."

"If I go up and grab a knife to chop him, you have to stop me!"

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Next, the plot largely follows the previous events: Yu Mo makes a "depth charge" and hands it to Shen Linfeng, while Zeng Xiaoxian accidentally drinks Sally's wine and then accidentally uses her napkin...

Zhang Wei was sharpening his knife and looking at Zeng Xiaoxian with hostility. Tang Youyou continued to chatter on and on. Hu Yifei helplessly raised her hand to order, but accidentally knocked over her wine glass.

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Next, let's go back a few days and tell the story of Teacher Zeng and Zhang Wei!

Downstairs there's a bar and a billiards room!

In the end, they decided to invite Tang Youyou along. Although it was of little use, at least they had four people together!

"Watch me sink it in one shot!"

Zeng Xiaoxian lay on the table and struck the ball with a "smack!"

The billiard ball flew straight over and fell to the ground!

Zeng Xiaoxian stood up and gave an awkward laugh, "It was an accident, this cue..."

Lu Ziqiao mocked him and directly stated the reason, "The cue stick is too old, the hole is too small, the table is too high, and you're not in good form, right?"

"Haha~"

They all burst into laughter.

Zeng Xiaoxian was also embarrassed by the mess, lightly nudged Lu Ziqiao, and ran to retrieve the ball.

Tang Youyou couldn't help but exclaim, "You really do understand Teacher Zeng!"

Chen Xiaobai said with a mischievous grin, "Teacher Zeng, you seem a bit out of sorts today. Should I call Zhang Wei over for you?"

"Go away, go away! How could I, the dignified Brother Xian, possibly need such a thing!"

Zeng Xiaoxian retorted, his face somewhat gloomy.

Lu Ziqiao struck a pose and laughed, "Teacher Zeng, it's just having a meal with Yifei and Young Master Shen, why make such a fuss?"

"Why would I be conflicted?"

Zeng Xiaoxian immediately retorted, "I never intended to go!"

"But you're still friends. Your visit shows that you wish her well and support her!"

Tang Youyou quickly tried to dissuade him, saying that if he didn't go, he wouldn't even be able to be friends with him anymore. She said earnestly, "Hey, what's that old saying again? A true man... knows when to stretch and when to shrink!"

“That’s a turtle!” Zeng Xiaoxian said helplessly.

Lu Ziqiao's eyes suddenly lit up. He sensed an opportunity and immediately came up with an idea. He coaxed from the side, "Why don't you find a pretty girlfriend to go with you? That way, it'll be Yifei's turn to suffer!"

"Girlfriend?" Zeng Xiaoxian frowned as he looked at him.

"That's right! The four things girls care about most now are being prettier, younger, and having fuller breasts!"

"Only three?"

"Let's count again?"

Lu Ziqiao pointed to his chest with two fingers and said meaningfully.

Tang Youyou knew her nephew well and immediately advised, "Teacher Zeng, don't listen to his nonsense about where to find a girlfriend. Besides, there are only three days left until dinner!"

“What’s so difficult about that? As the saying goes, money makes the world go round!” Lu Ziqiao said patiently.

"Money? You're not going to go find that kind of woman, are you?"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked disgusted.

"Hey, don't get the wrong idea!"

Lu Ziqiao knew without even looking that he was thinking the wrong thing, and immediately explained:

"This is a new profession: providing companionship, crying support, and emotional support during breakups. Many college students who can't find jobs are turning to this!"

"As long as you're willing to pay, I'm sure there are plenty of girls willing to help!"

"You can be my girlfriend too?"

"Hehe~ There's nothing you can't do if you put your mind to it!"

"What's the difference between that and... that kind of woman? The kind of woman who will abandon her dignity to serve you as long as you're willing to pay!"

"Isn't that true of all service industries?" Tang Youyou interjected thoughtfully.

"Look, even my aunt is more discerning than you!"

Lu Ziqiao immediately perked up.

Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand, showing absolutely no interest. "Sorry, I have a moral hurdle to overcome when it comes to services that require payment!"

"Teacher Zeng, I'm just having a meal with you!"

"I've already taken up one-third of the escort business, and you're still talking nonsense? This is illegal. If you don't believe me, go ask Zhang Wei!"

“I knew you’d mention him. Last week I found him a poor college student. The ad’s already on Taobao.com. 300 yuan a night!”

Lu Ziqiao had an expression that said he had seen through him all along, and even pulled Chen Xiaobai close, saying, "If you don't believe me, ask Xiaobai. He saw it too!"

"it is true!"

Chen Xiaobai nodded!

Zeng Xiaoxian: "Beast!"

Chen Xiaobai nodded in agreement, "Indeed a beast!"

"Zhang Wei readily gave her 300 yuan and told her to... queue overnight to buy a train ticket!"

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"They're worse than animals!" Tang Youyou couldn't help but exclaim.

Chen Xiaobai nodded in agreement, "Indeed, worse than a beast!"

But if he did such a thing, Chen Xiaobai would say those four words to him: "She's a recent college graduate, a fresh and beautiful flower, how could he bear to do that..."

Damn it!!!

"After that, the girl's advertising slogan changed. 'I'd rather die than buy a train ticket tonight!'"

Lu Ziqiao was also filled with emotion; he never imagined that Zhang Wei could do such a thing!

However, he quickly put that aside and realized that the opportunity to make a quick buck was more important, so he immediately started persuading her again.

"Getting back to the point, Teacher Zeng, you should cheer up. You can't always look like a loser. How long has it been since you went on a date with a girl?"

"Um... 134 days?" Zeng Xiaoxian hesitated for a moment, but still told the truth.

After listening, Lu Ziqiao pointed to a glass of water on the table and asked, "Can I drink this water?"

Zeng Xiaoxian: "Sure!"

Lu Ziqiao picked up his water glass, took a sip, and then spat it out with a start, exclaiming:

"134 days!!! Teacher Zeng, I underestimated you. You're not like a loser, you are a loser!"

"What's the problem? I'm not buying a train ticket!" Zeng Xiaoxian shrugged indifferently, his expression revealing that he wasn't tempted at all!

Lu Ziqiao walked over and put his arm around him. "You need a partner, or you'll soon lose your function! I happen to have a suitable candidate I can introduce to you. Her name is Celie. She's smart, sexy, and outgoing. Most importantly, her landing price is only 498!"

"Do you want me to have dinner with a girl I brought back for 500 yuan, or do you want me to actually have a romantic relationship with her?"

"That's discrimination! Others earn money honestly and through their own hard work, every penny is earned fair and square. What gives you the right to discriminate against them? If you're so capable, go ahead and score the black ball, then I'll do whatever you want!"

"You said so!"

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