Chapter 120: I'll Speak the Truth...
Chapter 120: I'll Speak the Truth...
From the moment Zhang Wei was captivated by Yu Mo's charm.
Lu Ziqiao started getting slapped in the face by girls he had been flirting with "for no reason"!
Eight times in three days!
Chen Xiaobai had to admire his skill in deceiving people—no, he was referring to the "Lüshi Chunqiu" (Master Lü's Spring and Autumn Annals). It was truly the treasure that Xiao Hei had been searching for!
However, he also noticed something was wrong, but in the end he was deceived by Yu Mo and even believed that Yu Mo was the girl he had hurt.
Otherwise, why would she ruin her own plans so many times?
Moreover, he would erase all memories of the girls he had conquered.
And so... he became addicted too.
He never expected that this was just someone's prank; it's just that coincidences are truly remarkable!
Hu Yifei is the culprit behind this incident.
She first followed Lu Ziqiao every day, and then quietly appeared after he had flirted with a girl, telling her that he was a liar!
However, if you walk by the river often enough, you're bound to get your shoes wet!
On the eighth time, she revealed her chicken feet, and Lu Ziqiao caught up with her.
I happened to run into Yu Mo outside, so I quickly exchanged clothes and hats.
Yu Mo left quickly, while she pretended to walk towards the bar.
As expected, Lu Ziqiao bumped into her, but because she felt guilty, Hu Yifei still unconsciously glanced at Yu Mo.
That one glance was enough for Lu Ziqiao to lock onto his target, and after that, no matter how much Yu Mo denied it, Lu Ziqiao was convinced of his own thoughts.
Chen Xiaobai knew about this, of course, but he just watched quietly without saying a word.
He's been so engrossed in Paris these days that he's had no time for them.
Of course, the three men, having not seen Hu Yifei make a move for a long time, assumed she had surrendered without a fight.
After all, even four cobblers with their wits can defeat Zhuge Liang!
They had even forgotten about it, and the three of them chased after Yu Mo every day.
By the way, Zeng Xiaoxian became obsessed a day earlier than Lu Ziqiao.
It was a beautiful afternoon when Yu Mo, wearing only a bath towel, knocked on his door.
The moment I opened the door, I was captivated by her.
When he learned that Yu Mo had come to borrow the bathroom, he had even more impure thoughts.
However, he didn't know that Yu Mo was a spy sent by Hu Yifei to install a recording pen in his bathroom and record his passionate singing.
Then you can laugh at him mercilessly!
This plan is flawless; it's a killer move against everyone, after all, who isn't a bathroom singing god!
While I was taking a shower, the original singer wasn't as good as me...
However, there was a flaw in the plan: Yu Mo forgot to bring the batteries.
I was thinking of borrowing a razor and using the batteries inside.
However, she overlooked one point: Zeng Xiaoxian is a rather traditional person; he only uses manual tools...
Thus, the plan failed without a fight, and in a fit of anger, Yu Mo threw away his razor.
However, Zeng Xiaoxian didn't see it that way. He thought his razor had been collected and was quite pleased with himself...
Guan Gu exclaimed, "Impossible! This is too abnormal!"
Chen Xiaobai exclaimed that he was overthinking things and told him to stop thinking about it, as the censorship army was about to arrive!
However, Zeng Xiaoxian's narcissism was unstoppable.
So, although Hu Yifei's plan targeting the three people failed, it seems to have succeeded in some ways...
("Ahem, the beginner's class is starting!")
Chen Xiaobai pointed at the blackboard with a pointer and said, "People often want to believe what they see, hear, and think! But they don't realize that it's narcissism that's harming them! People like them often have the illusion that she likes me?" (Narrator)
This chaos lasted for many days.
Until this day.
Tang Youyou arrived at 3602 and excitedly told everyone, "We have a new roommate!"
However, as soon as he finished speaking, he realized that there were only Guan Gu and Chen Xiaobai in the room, and immediately asked, "Huh, Guan Gu, Xiaobai, why are there only two of you? Where are the others?"
"A disorganized mess, each sticking to their own opinions, fighting amongst themselves, and parting on bad terms!" Guan Gu sighed.
Chen Xiaobai looked up and said, "Guan Gu, your Chinese has improved a lot. You use idioms very aptly!"
"Oh, I thought they would be excited to hear about beautiful women!" Tang Youyou said, somewhat disappointed.
Guan Gu first nodded and gave Chen Xiaobai a thumbs up, then looked at Tang Youyou and said calmly, "They're just annoyed by a beautiful woman!"
"Oh, never mind then, I'll head back now!"
Tang Youyou shook her head, somewhat helplessly, and said unintentionally, "I wonder when Yu Mo can move in!"
"what!!!"
As soon as she turned around, the trio appeared behind her, exclaiming in surprise.
Tang Youyou was instantly startled, clutching her chest and screaming, "Ah!!! You three almost scared me to death!!!!"
Chen Xiaobai suddenly remembered a question: how did these people appear?
How come he didn't notice?
Teleport? Time travel? Invisibility?
Ignoring the fact that he had frightened her, Lu Ziqiao immediately asked, "Auntie, what did you just say?"
"I was saying, I wonder when Yu Mo can move in. She's looking at rooms next door!" Tang Youyou said with a sigh of relief.
The three of them immediately rushed to the balcony.
Chen Xiaobai followed curiously, and sure enough, Yu Mo was with Hu Yifei checking out room 3602.
Lu Ziqiao panicked, "This is terrible, the two women who hate me the most... have gotten together..."
"If she moves next door, Hu Yifei will definitely puncture our tires!" Zeng Xiaoxian lamented.
Zhang Wei exclaimed in despair, "Then my image in her eyes is no longer perfect!"
Snapped!
Zeng Xiaoxian slapped him on the back of the head, saying with exasperation:
"Perfect! We're about to collapse, and you're still being vain! Let's go!!!"
The three of them walked into the living room, and Zeng Xiaoxian made up his mind, "No matter what, we have to stop Hu Yifei before she causes trouble!"
"What are you doing? What are you doing?"
Tang Youyou suddenly became interested, as if she could smell the melon.
"Youyou, you don't know!"
Zhang Wei patted her on the shoulder and said seriously, "Yu Mo came to look at the house next door to get closer to me!"
"Look, my Extra gum!"
As he spoke, Zhang Wei pulled a jar of chewing gum out of his pocket.
Go brush your teeth!
Zeng Xiaoxian shoved Zhang Wei aside. How could there be such a shameless person in the world!
Yu Mo is mine...hehehe~~~
Lu Ziqiao looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle and said seriously, "Since I caused this emotional debt, then I'll take care of it!"
After saying that, he turned and left.
Zeng Xiaoxian immediately stopped him, yelling frantically, "Don't move! What are you doing!"
"Of course I'll invite Yu Mo out. I need to re-evaluate our relationship before things get any worse!" Lu Ziqiao said matter-of-factly.
“If anyone’s going to make a date, it’s me! The person she likes is me!” Zhang Yida stepped forward again.
Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly chuckled and said, "She's already hinted at it to me so many times, why are you all rushing headlong into the fire like moths to a flame!"
Lu Ziqiao: "Please stay away from my ex-girlfriend!"
Zhang Yida: "Why should she? Did she give you a love token gum?"
Zeng Xiaoxian: "My razor is still with her!"
Chen Xiaobai: "To be fair..."
The three of them shouted, "Shut up!!!"
Chen Xiaobai: "Okay!"
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