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Chapter 147 Thailand Section 75: Swallow, how can I live without you?

"What's so exciting about that!?"

"Indeed, those who have never been to the water dungeon do not know the suffering of the world."

Xu Jianian: dT-Tb.

Xu Jianian has a past she can't bear to look back on.

"Haha, I think it's so much fun too!"

Duan Xiaotang's eyebrows flew up.

"Does Huahua need any help?"

Mu Qing saw Xia Yu running around among a pile of old tricycles and couldn't help but feel sorry for her because she was tired.

"I'll go!"

Shang Xu ran over to find Xia Yu to switch shifts.

"Hey deskmate, I'm here!"

(Comments: (?ˉ??ˉ??) When are you going to change your tune? You should be saying "LP, I'm here!" You're still a bit lacking!)

"Okay...yes."

She tossed the car keys to Shang Xu.

"stop!"

A large group of thugs rushed over.

"Hey, we know we're handsome, beautiful, and incredibly talented, but you don't need to make such a fuss!"

Xia Yu sighed, making a self-indulgent joke.

(This isn't narcissism, just telling the truth!)

(Exactly, hahaha.)

(Looking at Shang Bao's busy figure, Yu Bao's nonchalant expression, Tang Tang's indifferent smile, Li Datou's huge head that couldn't be ignored, and the fact that the two of them weren't walking advertisements, I knew they were in for a blast tonight!)

"We urge you to surrender. We outnumber you and you are outnumbered."

A familiar female voice rang out from the crowd opposite.

The sound was sticky and unpleasant to hear.

The crowd parted to make way for a man and a woman who walked out with an air of arrogance.

"Hehe, turning back is the right thing to do."

Fu Jingnian's jawline is perfectly straight.

He raised the corners of his mouth high, like a Nike swoosh.

Shen Youyou, standing to the side, looked smug, her arms crossed.

"Haha, sorry, I accidentally became the boss of the park."

She covered her mouth and laughed, her tone smug.

[Announcement: Shen Youyou and Fu Jingnian unexpectedly triggered a hidden storyline, granting Shen Youyou 80% influence.]

(What's going on??)

(Help! Someone, please do something about this! How did these two ads reappear?! But can't you at least put in some more informative ads?!)

(Pfft, I'm spitting blood. These two can trigger hidden storylines? But it's alright, they look so stupid, they have no intimidation whatsoever.)

"What do you mean?"

Xia Yu chuckled twice, not taking them seriously.

"A chicken that flies to the top of a branch is still a chicken."

"Accurate and correct."

Duan Xiaotang spoke calmly.

"Why does Sister Xiaotang always help her?"

Shen Youyou and Fu Jingnian spoke in hushed tones.

She felt a resentful jealousy.

"Don't waste your breath on them. Think about it, they're the pigs now, what are we?"

Fu Jingnian felt great.

"Capture them!"

He gave the order, thinking he was being cool.

But the extras behind them showed no desire to act at all.

Extra's inner monologue:

(Ugh, so embarrassing! Standing next to them, even though it's a picture, it's like taking a photo in the bathroom.)

(Frog Fun, my good mood for the whole day is gone, does anyone understand?)

(Why did it have to be these two who triggered the hidden plot? I dare not open my eyes, hoping it's just my imagination~.)

(If my brothers don't move, I won't move either.)

Fu Jingnian and Shen Youyou noticed that there was no movement behind them.

The two turned around, completely bewildered, and saw that they were standing motionless.

Are you made of wood?

"Hurry up and go up!"

Fu Jingnian urged.

The extras were so startled when they saw him spitting out saliva because he was so excited while speaking that they quickly backed away.

"Beep beep beep—".

The car keys in Shang Xu's hand finally found their owner.

The group turned around and found that the sound was not coming from the pile of tricycles.

"It's here!"

Shang Xu drove the tricycle out of the cargo box of a large truck.

"You really know how to hide it."

He and Xia Yu test-drove every car but couldn't find it.

He had no choice but to find another way, and sure enough, he hid it inside the truck.

"No, we can't let them get away!"

In their haste, the two men snatched the guns from the thugs and prepared to punish them.

Xu Jianian was startled.

"Oh my god, those bullets hurt so much!"

Without saying a word, he hid behind a van.

"boom--!"

Shen Youyou actually dared to fire the gun.

However, they are both excellent cooks.

They either attack the ground or the sky.

"Give it to me!"

Duan Xiaotang gently pushed Shen Youyou, who was as thin as a sheet of paper.

The gun was in her hands.

"thank you."

"Sister Xiaotang..."

Shen Youyou was furious but dared not speak out.

In the chaos, Fu Jingnian chased after Xu Jianian and attacked her.

With a "whoosh," the rubber bullet struck Xu Jianian's buttocks.

Xu Jianian:d(?д??)!!

The pain is excruciating, a pain that cuts to the core!

"Damn you, Fu Jingnian, just because I'm not showing my teeth doesn't mean I'm a pushover!"

Xu Jianian got angry and continued running around the car.

Mu Qing couldn't stand it any longer, so she took advantage of Fu Jingnian chasing Xu Jianian as they passed by her side.

She looked up at the sky and casually stretched out her leg.

“Ouch!”

Fu Jingnian fell into the mud.

(Haha, Mu Qing really went astray on the dating reality show, hahaha.)

(Yes, Fu Jingnian, are you alright? If something's wrong, I hope you're alright.)

Li Yan snatched the gun away.

"Little Fu, I'll keep it for you."

The extras opposite looked on with amusement, just like the audience.

"Drip."

"Get on the bus!"

“e on!”

Shang Xu drifted the car into the sand pit.

"!!"

Fu Jingnian was just about to get up when he looked up.

The tricycle drove straight towards him.

"Someone's been killed!"

He covered his head with his hands, unable to face the camera.

Shang Xu braked suddenly, stopping precisely and steadily in front of Fu Jingnian.

"Don't panic, I'm a racing legend!"

He tapped Fu Jingnian on the head and then drove the tricycle away.

(＜(｀^′)＞ Driving a three-wheeled vehicle like a sports car, no wonder he's an old businessman!)

"Shangxu!"

Fu Jingnian pointed in the direction Shang Xu had left, gritting his teeth.

Li Yan and Duan Xiaotang smoothly got into the car.

The cramped back seat of the tricycle could not accommodate two people's legs.

They changed their seating position, with their feet dangling outwards.

One of them held a gun in his hand and looked dashing.

Xu Jianian clutched her buttocks, limping.

"Wait for me!"

He kept waving at Shang Xu.

Shang Xu came to pick him and Mu Qing up.

"It's alright, it hasn't bloomed yet, has it?"

Shang Xu asked a gossipy question.

"Blooming my ass!"

Xu Jianian was both in pain and speechless.

Xu Jianian: No, not at all.

"My sister is over there!"

Shang Xu pointed at Shen Youyou.

Doesn't Shen Youyou usually call him "brother"?

"Huahua hasn't gotten on the bus yet!"

Duan Xiaotang cares deeply for Xia Yu.

"How could I possibly forget my deskmate?"

Shang Xu made a turn and stopped in front of Xia Yu.

"Sit in the front."

Xia Yu sat down next to Shang Xu, holding a box of props.

"Aren't you going to chase after them?!"

Shen Youyou had a headache.

The extras only remembered their task after seeing that everyone had boarded the vehicle.

A group of people lazily chased after them.

"stop!"

"Swallow, how can I live without you!"