Chapter 149 The world is so crazy
Chapter 149 The world is so crazy
Chapter 149 The world is so crazy
Princess Anxi was tearful, she insisted on keeping Chengan and Changle to have dinner in her palace.
Since it is the wish of Huang Jie, if she refuses, it will definitely hurt Huang Jie's heart.
So after the two little guys finished their lunch, they bid farewell and left.
After returning to his palace, Li Chengan finally took advantage of his nap time to get rid of the little follower Chang Le.
So lying on the bed, Li Chengan opened the system panel.
The words LUCKY DRAW are sparkling on the panel.
Li Chengan pressed the start button without hesitation.
"Ding, congratulations to the host for winning the lucky prize of disguise."
"Ding, congratulations to the host for winning the lucky prize of voice change."
"Ding, congratulations to the host for winning the lucky prize of Global Language Universal Skill."
Li Chengan's excited body shook several times.
This disguise technique and voice changing technique can play an unexpected role at certain times and occasions.
It is not surprising that it can be included in the lucky draw.
But what the hell is this global language universal technique?
Without waiting for Li Chengan to ask.
The beautiful sound of the system sounded again.
"Ding, the disguise technique was successfully extracted, may the host accept it immediately?"
"Accept immediately..."
Such a good peerless secret technique, no fool would accept it.
"Ding, the disguise technique is being transmitted, please keep the host focused and ready to receive the peerless martial arts disguise technique."
Li Chengan closed his eyes, and suddenly there was a strange knowledge in his mind.
Soon this knowledge seemed to be innate, allowing him to master it effortlessly.
Now he uses his faith to transform himself into the appearance of all the people he has ever met within a cup of tea.
The only disadvantage of this disguise technique is that the object to be transformed into must be someone you have seen with your own eyes. Of course, it can be a portrait.
Next, the same process is combined with the voice change technique. Compared with the disguise technique, the voice change technique is much weaker.
However, it can be transformed into the voices of men, women, old and children of all ages, and it can also imitate the voices of people it has heard so vividly that it can be considered a strange skill.
"Ding, the global language universal technique is being extracted. This secret technique will take a long time to extract. Please wait patiently for the host."
This time, Li Chengan waited for a full quarter of an hour. This was the first time in the system that it took such a long time to withdraw the prize.
This made Li Chengan quite excited, and he thought of a possibility, which is that it cannot be determined now.
If it is really what I imagined, this award is simply worth it.
It is definitely the existence of awesome Klass.
"Ding, the global language universal technique was successfully extracted, may I ask if the host will integrate immediately?"
There was a trace of fatigue in the system sound, like the sound of low battery.
"Start fusion now."
Li Chengan spoke with great anticipation.
"Global language lingua franca is converging..."
"Global language lingua franca has successfully integrated..."
A huge amount of information poured into Li Chengan's mind.
OMG.
Li Chengan finally knew the benefits of this super prize.
I finally understand why the system has to prepare for such a long extraction time.
This special meow also takes up too much memory.
It was basically the same as what Li Chengan had guessed just now.
This global language lingua franca encompasses all words and languages in the world.
Li Chengan's brain was gradually digesting this huge amount of information.
Li Chengan, who was full, was frightened by himself.
Just this, just this moment of effort, he has mastered all the languages in this world.
Li Chengan was now confident that if he met those two tigers in Zhongnan Mountain at this time, he could sit down and have a good chat with them.
This special meow is really a global language universal technique, not only human language is in it, but there are also bird language and animal language.
Li Chengan was completely stupefied, and now he even suspected that he had not traveled through time, but came to the world of immortals.
Later generations have never heard of anyone who is proficient in bird language and animal language.
Even those animal trainers in circuses and zoos don't really understand the language of birds and animals.
Wait until these languages are fully digested.Li Chengan was completely dumbfounded.
Because he heard the tree branch in his own yard, where the love triangle of the three birds took place.
Two males chattering on a branch for a female.
There is a posture of fighting to the death.
Li Chengan was dizzy from the noise.
Walking out of the door, he stood under the big tree.
He looked up at the two shameless male birds.
Then he spoke in bird language.
"Get away, don't disturb my sleep."
The three little birds were terrified.
When will humans be able to speak the language of birds?
The two male birds flapped their wings and flew high.
The two male birds who had just kept saying that they would depend on each other for life and death with the mother bird, left the mother bird alone on the branch in a blink of an eye.
It is said that husband and wife are originally birds in the same forest, and they fly separately when disaster strikes.
However, before the catastrophe came, it had already started flying.
"Aiqing, they are all unreliable things, let's see what kind of birds they are."
"Go find a bird that really loves you, those two are unreliable."
Li Chengan softly comforted the hurt little hen.
The little mother bird nodded, glanced at Li Chengan gratefully, and then spread its wings and flew high.
Li Chengan walked towards the room, when suddenly a hysterical voice sounded from under his feet.
"Don't, don't, don't..."
Li Chengan exploded on the spot.
Where are all these from?
Why do you feel like you are committing a crime?
Looking down, it turns out that I almost trampled an ant to death.
Now the little ant was trembling all over and wanted to run away, but it couldn't run fast either.
"Why is it so loud, it almost scared the king to death."
Li Chengan scolded in ant language.
As a result, the ant was not trampled to death by him, but was so frightened that he rolled over and passed out.
It took a long time to turn over and mutter something.
"It's terrible, it's terrible, even people can speak ant language."
"The world is so crazy, so crazy."
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Seeing that ants run faster than rabbits, of course this speed is relative.
Even if you give an ant a hundred more legs, it is impossible for it to run faster than a rabbit.
Li Chengan shook his head with a wry smile, it seemed that he couldn't have a proper chat.
After returning to the room, Li Chengan was completely distressed, and he didn't have to sleep at night if he continued like this.
Then night owls can't find themselves to chat at night?
(End of this chapter)
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