mtl008 Chapter 290 The Consequences of Eating Recklessly
Chapter 290 The Consequences of Eating Recklessly
Chapter 290 The Consequences of Eating Indiscriminately
Lu Yuguan lay on a soft couch by the pool, his fish tail gently lapping the water, his scales glowing a faint blue in the moonlight.
He was holding the jade slip given by Qi Wei and studying it carefully.
"This question is really tricky..."
Lu Yuguan muttered to himself, his brows furrowed.
Although his alchemy level had been tested when he first entered Xuanyu Sect.
But the assessment of the Dan League is obviously more rigorous than that of the Xuanyu Sect.
Especially the elixir creation stage, which requires the alchemist to create his own elixir based on specific medicinal materials.
"So many years have passed, how can there be so many pills?"
Lu Yuguan rolled his eyes.
The jade slips recorded all the elixirs created by previous contestants.
Regardless of the effect, just looking at the name, you can tell that it is unreliable——
"Mianmianroudan..."
"Can it make the user's body more supple?"
"hiss……"
"Dazzling Pill..."
"After taking it, I felt dizzy for three days and had constant farting as a side effect."
"What's the use of this?!"
"Strange-smelling pills... they have a nasal, pungent smell, but they're useless."
"..."
"It's obvious that they're just using Big Nose Poop to make up the numbers, right?!"
The more Lu Yuguan read it, the more outrageous it seemed to him. He simply threw the jade slip away and put his hands behind his head to meditate.
When he was in Xuanyu Sect, although he also studied the art of alchemy with Yang Xun, he was really not interested in the old-fashioned and strict assessment of the Alchemy League.
"That guy Qi Wei gave me this jade slip. Is he helping me or tricking me?"
Lu Yuguan curled his lips.
[Host, I suggest you try the lottery more often. You might get a wonderful recipe~]
The system popped up.
"Haha, lucky draw..."
"If I hadn't drawn some usable chili sauce with those 66 points last time, I'd probably still be drinking AD calcium in the mermaid clan's secret room right now."
Lu Yuguan rolled his eyes.
That's delicious.
The system said.
Lu Yuguan: ...
"By the way, Tong, didn't you give me the reward from the last visit to the Mermaid Ruins?"
Lu Yuguan suddenly asked.
【No? 】
the system said.
"Didn't they say the difficulty level would be increased and there would be additional rewards?"
Lu Yuguan was confused.
【hiss……】
【this……】
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the [Solar Period Chronicles·Part 1] skill*]
"..."
【…】
"You just forgot, didn't you?"
[No, no, the network is not very good, it is normal to have delays]
"The snacks from the raffle arrived pretty quickly..."
[Supplement your civilization value by 10 points]
"whee."
Lu Yuguan opened the panel with satisfaction and checked the newly acquired skills——
External Kung Fu | Solar Terms, Part Two (A Faint Spark)
[Introduction: By compressing the fire of thought to form a spiritual fire, it can be lodged in the body of the target, sharing the other party's senses]
[Note: The number of fire seeds increases with the user's spiritual power level]
【Current quantity: 1】
Lu Yuguan held his breath, mobilized the fire of his mind, and slowly compressed it according to the instructions of the skill.
The process was like taming a wild horse. Under the control of mental power, the mind fire initially rushed left and right, trying to break free from the restraints.
Gradually, a spiritual spark the size of a soybean emerged in his palm.
"It's done!"
Lu Yuguan exclaimed in surprise.
Unfortunately, there was no object nearby that could be used, so Lu Yuguan could only extinguish the fire.
"If it is placed on Qi Wei..."
"Maybe we can catch him?"
Lu Yuguan said with a sly grin.
[Host, you are smiling like a villain now]
The system complained.
"Well... I've been doing this for too long, I'd like to change things up!"
Lu Yuguan teased.
[Ding! The host is detected to be smiling evilly.]
[Deduct 1 civilization points]
Lu Yuguan: ...
"If you're brave enough, let me catch you and I'll mess up your code!"
【whee】
The sky was dark, and Lu Yuguan felt sleepy, and the frequency of the fish's tail gently slapping the water surface gradually slowed down.
He yawned, put the jade slip aside, and slowly closed his eyes.
The night is getting darker.
The lanterns in the Bai Mansion cast a warm yellow light in the corridor.
Lu Yuguan curled up at the bottom of the pool, his icy blue fish tail stirring the water restlessly.
Qi Wei's pill burned in his stomach, causing his scales to bulge.
He was breathing rapidly and beads of sweat appeared on his forehead.
"hiss……"
"Qi Wei's medicine... is it expired..."
Just as Lu Yuguan was about to call out the system, a fishy and sweet taste surged in his throat.
The water in the pool was boiling, and the fish's tail was uncontrollably shattering the jade on the bottom of the pool, and the floor of the entire room was shaking.
……
[Warning! Host's physical condition has been detected, please deal with it as soon as possible! ]
[The current furnace is [Golden Furnace]]
……
"Master, what happened?"
Daiyu and Qingwen heard the noise and hurried over to ask him.
Lu Yuguan endured the discomfort and waved his hands, saying, "No...it's okay..."
"You guys go back and rest, I'll just take a nap."
Daiyu stepped forward distressedly: "Master...ah!"
She suddenly retracted her hand, and the edge of her index finger was burned red.
The air around the pool became scorching, and steam emanated from the water surface, like a crucible of molten iron.
"Go... go find Qi Wei..." Lu Yuguan panted, "His pills... are poisonous!"
Daiyu panicked and quickly asked Qingwen to go and call for help, while she stayed not far away, feeling extremely distressed.
As it happened, Qingwen had not taken a few steps when she ran into Qi Wei coming back with a cup of hot rice wine.
"Your Excellency the Holy Son!" Qingwen said in panic.
Qi Wei took a closer look and said, "Hmm? The girl from the Yuguan wing?"
Qingwen said anxiously, "Go and see the young master! He's dying!"
"Junior brother——"
When Qi Wei broke into the room, he saw the young man lying on the shore, trembling all over.
The icy blue scales were peeling off, revealing the pale skin underneath.
"Yuguan!"
The bone bells make clear sounds, and the restless pool water is hidden in the frosty mist.
Qi Wei grabbed his wrist and used his spiritual power to probe and found out about 70% of the information.
"What did you eat?"
"Just... the pill you dropped..."
Lu Yuguan, with a dazed look in his eyes, pulled the pill bag beside the stone and dropped the only two remaining pills.
"You ate it!?"
"I said before...it might change back..."
"This isn't a transformation pill," Qi Wei's eyes blazed with blue flames, "it's a fucking aphrodisiac!"
"Ah...what did you say?"
Lu Yuguan has lost the ability to think.
Qi Wei didn't care about being angry, he turned around and shouted to the two maids behind him: "Close the door and get out, no one is allowed to come in!"
"Yes Yes!"
Daiyu and Qingwen left in a hurry.
bah...
As the door closed, Qi Wei also jumped into the pool.
The moon-white robe suddenly slipped off, and the scorching heat penetrated into the muscles and bones of the two men.
Qi Wei hugged Lu Yuguan and scolded him, "Pills are not snacks, can you just eat them carelessly?!"
Lu Yuguan felt extremely aggrieved and cried, "They clearly look... a lot like..."
"Where does it look like?"
"They're all round..."
"..."
Qi Wei couldn't stand it anymore.
He suddenly tore open his clothes and pressed the boy's hot forehead against his heart.
The unique coldness of the Mist Spirit Root flowed along the touching skin, but it was like a drop in the bucket.
"I originally wanted to give it to your eldest brother, so why did you have to eat it?"
Qi Wei was so angry that he couldn't speak clearly.
As he spoke, Lu Yuguan suddenly opened his eyes and bit his collarbone.
"Well!"
The moment the blood oozed out, Qi Wei's face was full of disbelief.
He suddenly grabbed Lu Yuguan by the back of the neck and pressed him hard against the wall of the pool.
“Lu Yuguan!”
"Look carefully—"
"I'm Qi Wei, not Li Chonglin!"