Chapter 140: That Tsundere and Stubborn 'Virtual' Boyfriend (29)
Chapter 140: That Tsundere and Stubborn 'Virtual' Boyfriend (29)
"...Jiang Lang, is your head hard enough?" Jiang Lin said faintly.
Jiang Lang, with a clear and stupid face, slowly tilted his head and asked, "Ah?"
Then, he saw his cousin slowly stand up and walk to him, touching his green hair affectionately, "Come, follow me upstairs, I have something to tell you."
Jiang Lang was flattered. He immediately turned around to look at Bai Yichen, raised his hands to prove his innocence, and raised his voice, "Brother Chen! You can see clearly! It was my cousin who started it first!"
Bai Yichen turned the words on his lips and smiled softly, "Lin Bao, be careful not to hit your face."
"okay."
Jiang Lin grabbed Jiang Lang by the collar and dragged him upstairs.
Jiang Ling returned to work shortly after finishing his meal. He was very confident that Jiang Wan was managing the company, but he couldn't help but feel a kind of worry called "an old father's worry."
Even though he had witnessed Jiang Wan's swift and decisive decision-making more than once, Jiang Ling still felt that his daughter was being bullied when he couldn't see her, so he would occasionally return to the company to launch a surprise attack.
Jiang Xianxian was called out by her sisters to go shopping and play cards.
For a moment, Bai Yichen was the only one sitting on the sofa in the living room.
His dark brown eyes rolled slightly, his ears moved, and after hearing the faint wailing sounds from upstairs, he felt relieved, thinking that the beating of the child would not end so soon.
Thinking of this, I breathed a sigh of relief, leaned back on the sofa, closed my eyes and prepared to receive the information that suddenly appeared in my mind.
[A letter from the official website of Dream Back:
Dear little virtual people~ In order to test the intelligence level and provide users with a better experience, we have prepared a questionnaire (link) now. Virtual people are required to fill it out truthfully and voluntarily. We will use your answers as a reference for the next update~
(ps: sending an email is just to make us look more formal. If you don’t fill it out, be careful that we will shorten your JJ~)]
When Bai Yichen saw the last sentence, his pupils shrank and his lower body felt cold.
He had never seen such a sinister and vicious questionnaire!
A second later, he straightened up, sat up straight, and tapped his temple with his index finger.
A questionnaire that only he could see appeared in front of him, and his expression was extremely serious - after all, it didn't matter whether it was short or not, the main thing was that he was also a part of the virtual world.
People should have a sense of responsibility, and so should virtual people.
With this mindset, and ignoring the pink background filled with fancy hearts, he began to answer.
[1. A qualified virtual lover will act like a spoiled child to the user and pretend to be weak and helpless. Have you done that?]
Bai Yichen's gaze stayed on the two words "coquettish" and "weak", and his eyes were vague.
After thinking for a long time, he wrote "hmm" with trembling fingertips.
It’s understandable that the virtual person’s personality is set to be taciturn, right?
【…】
[6. Virtual human baby~ You should be a delicious and soft little cake~ From the time you were created till now, how many times have you been in a negative distance relationship? (If you don’t answer, your penis will be one centimeter shorter~)]
Bai Yichen: “…”
Finally, it is confirmed that this questionnaire is not serious at all! I never considered that the virtual lover could also be the one above!
He was about to give a bad review, but at the last moment, Bai Yichen somehow clicked on the instruction manual that only the virtual person could see.
It's like when you're playing a game, you scroll to the bottom of the privacy policy interface and tick the box without even looking at it carefully.
[The first rule for virtual lovers: Although the user will set your personalities, you still need to know the basics of acting cute~
The second rule of virtual lovers: In order to make users unable to stop, they must □□ each other ~ or they can add verbal '□□'!
(ps: I believe you are no worse than humans~)]
The third rule of virtual lovers: You must be proficient in using various posture templates. No user will refuse a lover who knows so many postures!
...]
Bai Yichen didn't read the dozens of articles that followed, but flipped to the end in one breath.
□I am familiar with the above content and have no opinion (it is useless to have an opinion~)
Bai Yichen fell into deep thought and quickly searched the forum data, and found that the instructions seen by each virtual person were different.
The instruction manual will be automatically generated based on the user's settings for the virtual lover to determine the other person's love orientation.
In response to this, Bai Yichen only wanted to answer with two words.
"Godly gold!"
I filled out the form quickly and gave a one-star bad review. After submitting, a sentence popped up.
[I guess you don’t want to be one centimeter shorter~]
Comes with a five-star review submission box.
Bai Yichen was controlled by this sentence for three full seconds, but finally gave a thumbs-up - any hesitation for another second would be disrespectful to his second brother.
What he didn't expect was that just one minute after he submitted the questionnaire, the official directly called him with a virtual video call.
Bai Yichen was too surprised to click on it immediately, so he just watched as the fat cartoon rabbit suddenly moved, stretched out its claws and clicked the connect button.
"..."
"Way?"
A heroic female voice came out of the fat rabbit's mouth, causing Bai Yichen's body to tremble.
"You, yes, it's you. What's the matter with giving a bad review at the beginning? Do you know who I am? Be careful or I'll make you--"
The fat rabbit rubbed its eyes and yawned, looking arrogant. After opening its rice-sized eyes and seeing the human figure clearly, it instantly took off.
"Fuck——"
Bai Yichen only felt his eyes go dark and his head feel heavy. God knows why the virtual fat rabbit is not small at all! ?
"So handsome, so handsome, so handsome!!!"
The fat rabbit hugged the person tightly and rubbed him carefully with its claws.
"These eyebrows... these eyes... this nose... these lips..."
"Too good! I'm in love!"
Real hearts appeared in the fat rabbit's eyes.
Bai Yichen finally pulled the fat rabbit down, squeezed it and said, "Excuse me, what can I do for you?"
The other hand was behind his back, ready to tamper with the rabbit's data if something went wrong and he was discovered.
"Ahem, handsome boy~ I'm here to tell you that Dream Back will be undergoing a major version update in a couple of days. All functions in the virtual machine will be suspended, and the virtual lover will enter a deep dormant state. The launch time is yet to be determined."
"You will need to communicate with the user in advance and be prepared~"
How does it feel to watch Fat Rabbit’s voice change from a heroic one to a mature one?
Bai Yichen pulled back his hand that was held by the fat rabbit and smiled slightly, "I understand. Thanks for letting me know."
The fat rabbit smiled and waved his hands, reluctantly saying, "It's time to go back. I really don't want to leave~"
Although there is no ugly virtual lover, this is the first time I have seen one as handsome as this one.
The fat rabbit slowly turned around and prepared to return to the virtual screen. Halfway through, he heard a sentence behind him.
"Will you stay a little longer?"
The flower grower's polite words came out subconsciously.
The fat rabbit paused.
After a while, a light female voice sounded.
"Being too human is not a good thing~"
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