mtl008 Chapter 214: The Black and White Impermanence
Chapter 214: The Black and White Impermanence
Daju: [The Lord of the Underworld has a girl he likes. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Huh? I thought the King of Hell had no emotions! ]
Daju: [How is that possible! Without emotions, how can he decide the life and death of mortals? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Where is that girl? ]
Daju: [Still in the human world! He can only see the girl once every day at midnight. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Oh, lovesickness is so bitter! ]
Daju: [Humans and gods cannot fall in love. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Your heavenly realm deserves to lose its talent gradually. There are too many rules and regulations.]
Daju: [In fact, humans and gods cannot fall in love, and there is no special taboo. It's just that everyone sticks to the rules. Because the life span of mortals is too short. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Don't be ridiculous. When you have time, come visit us. Who would want to live with a man for seventy, eighty, hundreds, thousands or even tens of thousands of years?]
Daju: [Shouldn't loving someone be for eternity? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Come on! It’s good enough to be able to love till the end of this life, and there’s still life after life! Wouldn’t it be nice to fall in love with someone else in the next life? ]
Daju: [I am superficial. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Is the girl that Mingye likes pretty? ]
Daju: [Not as pretty as Miss Qingluan! ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Well, you are a person who only sees beauty in the eyes of your lover. You can’t ask me what the girl looks like. Just tell me where the girl is from. I will go take a look later.]
Daju: [In Yucheng. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Hehe, my dad will definitely go to Yucheng soon. After dealing with things here, it’s almost time for him to leave and attend the crown prince’s coronation ceremony.]
Daju: [Niu Tou Ma Mian has recently become obsessed with the storybooks of the human world. He comes here every now and then to buy them and then resells them, making a lot of money.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Huh? Ghosts are still interested in reading storybooks?]
Daju: [Just think about it, the underworld is so dark, it would be so boring if you don’t have some fun! ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Looking for fun? I'm an expert. Next time the Bull-Headed and Horse-Faced Brothers come, I'll teach them a few tricks and I guarantee they'll make more money when they go back.]
Daju: [Why can't you teach me? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [You are a dream-eating burch, why do you need money? ]
Daju: [Save it! If Qingluan was born in your time and space, you wouldn't have given a dowry of 200,000 or 300,000 yuan for marriage? And a house, a car, diamonds, and gold jewelry.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [You are really keeping up with the times. Have you found out all these? ]
Daju: I can’t say I can read your mind.
Daju: [Since I found out she was with you last time, I started collecting information. Unfortunately, the traffic here and there is so congested that it only takes a little bit of information to come in after a long time.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [You can find out the news over there, why didn't you tell me earlier? ]
Daju: [Now that you know what you are going to do? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [I want to see what happened to the family that tortured me! ]
Daju: [Wait, I'll help you check it out in a couple of days.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Where are the Black and White Impermanence? Are there any melons?]
Daju: [These two are busy, so their trick is that almost every once in a while, they will definitely lose the soul or miss it.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [This is too unprofessional. ]
Daju: [Luckily there is the profession of Taoist priests, otherwise the yin and yang would be out of balance and the country would be in chaos! You can see a ghost wandering around anytime and anywhere.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Should Black and White Impermanence thank me? I helped him capture so many souls, and I captured them accurately.]
Daju: [They are so poor, how can they thank you? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Don’t you know how to learn from the Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced Demons? Make money! ]
Daju: [They wish they could become a hundred of them. They are so busy every day, how can they have time to learn how to make money? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Mingye is exploiting the Black and White Impermanence. There are only two of them, can they complete so much work? If it were me, I would train more White Impermanence to reduce the burden.]
Daju: [It sounds nice, but who will pay you? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Huh? Soul-catching messengers also get paid?]
Daju: [What else? White wine?]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [I thought their salary was for their cultivation.]
Daju: [Giving cultivation is useless, and it is impossible to ascend to become a god, so it is better to give something practical. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [What can they buy with their wages? ]
Daju: They use your salary for whatever you do.
Tian Xiaoxiao: [It turns out that ghosts really do have seven emotions and six desires. ]
Daju: [Brother, they were originally human beings. After they died, they became ghosts and were chosen by the King of Hell to be ghost messengers. They carry the memories of their lives, so they must live as human beings!]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [How did Heibai Wuchang become Heibai Wuchang? ]
Daju: [This is a long story. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Come on, come on, let’s have a taste of their gourd. ]
Daju: [The original name of Black Impermanence is Fan Wujiu, and the original name of White Impermanence is Xie Bian. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [It’s a pretty nice name.]
Daju: [Fan Wujiu and Xie Bian were originally good friends. They knew each other since childhood and grew up together. Fan Wujiu was shorter, while Xie Bian was taller.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [On TV, the Black and White Impermanence are all the same height! ]
Daju: [Didn’t you see it with your own eyes? They are the same height, right?]
Tian Xiaoxiao thought about it and said, "They are not the same. It is just as you said, one tall and one short."
Tian Xiaoxiao: [What happened next? How did they become ghost messengers? ]
Daju: [This is a sad story. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Tell me quickly, I am moved. ]
Daju: [When they grew up, they agreed to take the imperial examination together and serve the court. But after trying many times, they failed. So, they came to the government office and became constables.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Constable, ghost messenger, no matter they are human or ghost, both of them are the embodiment of justice. ]
Daju: [Although the work of a constable is dangerous, the two of them have never had any accidents because of their tacit cooperation. However, in a heavy rain, the two lost their lives. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Did a flash flood suddenly occur? ]
Daju: [At that time, the two were preparing to go home, but it suddenly started to rain heavily. So, the two took shelter in a dilapidated temple. However, because the roof of the dilapidated temple was leaking, the temple was soon filled with rainwater. ]
Daju: [So, Xie Bian decided to look around and find a suitable place to hide from the rain. However, after searching for a long time, Xie Bian still couldn't find a good place, so he decided to return to the temple first.]
Daju: [After returning to the temple, Xie Bian found that Fan Wujiu had been drowned by the rain. Feeling extremely guilty, Xie Bian took a rope and hanged himself.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [This kind of friendship is like a life-long friendship! ]
Daju: [I’m sure you can guess what happened next.
Tian Xiaoxiao: [The souls of the two went to the underworld. Because of their identities in life and their professionalism that never made mistakes, as well as their friendship in life and death, the King of Hell persuaded them not to participate in reincarnation and to become ghost messengers in the underworld.]
Daju: [That’s right.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [So, how old are they? ]
Daju: [They have been around for a long time, right? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Our time and space are only a few thousand years old, so they are not from our time and space? ]
Daju: [Yeah! ]