mtl008 Chapter 898 The Last Daily Life 77
Chapter 898 The Last Daily Life 77
Chapter 898 The Last Daily Life 77
The adventurers shouted.
They all hoped to be in the front of the line, and the scene was a little chaotic. However, after Kobayashi said he was joking and Vanir calmed down the restless adventurers, they lined up obediently again.
Afterwards, Vanir looked at the line that stretched from the front of the bar to the backstage, and then from the backstage to the street in front of the Adventurer's Guild. He couldn't help but complain, "All the male adventurers in Axel are lining up..."
"Haha, that's only natural. After all—"
"Come to think of it, it's [Lying on your thighs and cleaning your ears], as long as you think about this, you will show extraordinary power."
Kobayashi was a little unhappy when he was interrupted so suddenly. It was obviously a good opportunity for him to show off, but he was also satisfied to receive praise from the Grand Duke of Hell.
That's right!
The job that made Wiz sell her body to make money was not like the dream given in the succubus shop, but to pick her ears! Because Wiz's body was cold and comfortable, and her personality was extremely gentle and tolerant, almost the same as a mother - a mature woman.
It is said that men are always children who never grow up. When they are tired of work and suffer from various difficulties in life, they always need someone to comfort their wounded hearts, that is, women like Wiz, to comfort them! This is why Wiz is so popular in Axel.
The front of the bar.
Wiz sat on a carefully prepared chair, and next to her was something like a bed where the male adventurers lay, and Wiz rested their heads on her thighs while speaking in a gentle voice.
"Good boy, good boy, you are very busy every day. I know that all adventurers are working hard. I remember that you have been eliminating monsters in the forest recently. You are doing a great job. Because of your efforts, we can live a relaxed life. Thank you so much..."
“The only person who would say that to me is Miss Wiz…!”
The adventurer burst into tears.
Maybe lying on your thighs and cleaning your ears is just a bonus activity. Compared to letting people lie down and clean their ears, the most important thing is to soothe their wounded hearts. After all, it is extremely refreshing to have a tired heart soothed.
"You can't push yourself too hard, okay? You need to rest more and eat more."
“No, I’ll force myself to do this just to get Miss Wiz to clean my ears!”
The adventurer said excitedly.
The words of the loyal adventurer made Wiz a little unhappy, and he taught him not to work so hard. Generally speaking, this would definitely cause dissatisfaction among the guests, but the adventurer did not have any of that - because this was to soothe his soul, using the ultimate tolerance to comfort these male adventurers.
"If there are no products, all we need to do is sell services! In other words, a smile is actually a product!"
When Kobayashi saw this scene, he grinned with great pride and confidence. He had thought of this a long time ago, so he was so proud.
"…That's it! This service of cleaning your ears while lying on your thighs is selling a beautiful dream! And no male adventurer can resist this kind of novel dream!"
Of course, he knew how strong Wiz's charm was, and of course he knew how lethal such a service would be to adventurers. In addition, the adventurers in Axel had a hard life, so such a service would definitely sell like hot cakes. That's right, everything was under his control!
At this time, an adventurer cautiously proposed a condition, saying: "Well, then... can I purchase additional services and use the prone position instead?"
“Eh, in this position?!” Wiz covered her mouth in slight surprise and reminded him, “It will become difficult to breathe, and it will be very uncomfortable…”
"It doesn't matter!" The adventurer suddenly shouted, and shouted excitedly: "I can suffocate in Miss Weiss's thigh pillow, and I have finally got what I wanted!"
“Ehhhh…?!”
Wiz never expected that this adventurer would be so enthusiastic. She wanted to refuse, but the money he offered was too much, so she could only agree reluctantly...
Seeing this scene, Xiao Lin took a deep breath of enjoyment and boasted to the Duke of Hell beside him proudly: "Look, Vanir! Those men have intoxicated expressions, and they all long for comfort. And I seized their inner weaknesses to drain their wallets... Hehe, sorry, this may not make sense. It should be said that we made money, and the adventurers gained benefits, right? This is a win-win situation!"
“That’s right.” Even Vanir was surprised by this situation. He nodded and said, “It’s really full of emotions that are far from delicious to me.”
He liked the sticky, wet shyness, anger, and coquettishness, but the happiness here was naturally not what he liked. However, even the Grand Duke of Hell had to admit that -
"We were surprised that so many people came even though we set such a bold price."
"Haha, of course!"
Kobayashi grinned sinisterly.
First of all, Wiz's service fee for cleaning his ears while lying on his thighs was as high as 10,000 Eris! And it could only last for ten minutes. If you wanted to continue, you had to add another 10,000 Eris to extend the time. And the fee would increase as time went by. For an hour, the total service fee would be as high as 110,000 Eris.
Apart from the desire to make a lot of money, they also wanted other adventurers to enjoy the benefits. Otherwise, if Wiz was occupied by rich people all day, how could they gather so many male adventurers? Of course, there were two reasons that had to be met for this plan to be successfully implemented.
One is the venue.
As for the issue of the venue, after Kobayashi expressed that he could contribute 50% of the turnover, the guild expressed its willingness to lend it - even though it sounded like Kobayashi and his friends would gain very little, but they would not need to prepare the venue, clean the place, or maintain order, and since this was almost a cost-free business, they would naturally be able to make a lot of money.
The other is Wiz.
As the poster girl of the most famous magic tool shop in Axel, she is naturally very famous in Axel. She is on the list of the most popular women almost every year, and it is said that she has topped the list for three consecutive years. With the emergence of Wiz's ear-cleaning service, adventurers, especially male adventurers, will naturally come running to experience it.
Xiao Lin certainly understood that even the cost of a night in the succubus shop was only 5,000 eris, and to experience Wiz's thighs for ten minutes would cost a whopping 10,000 eris, but please don't forget that no matter how exciting the succubus shop was, it was just fake, while Wiz's lying on her thighs to clean her ears was real, and it also had a very high emotional value, so how could they not be fooled?
all in all.
In just one day, Kobayashi and his friends earned a huge sum of money. This money was not only enough to pay this month's rent, but also for next year's rent if possible. This was enough to show how strong the purchasing power of these adventurers was.
In Wiz's magic item shop.
Xiao Lin calculated the income and said, "There are many people who pay for additional services. This will definitely increase the number of regular customers."
The biggest difference between cleaning your ears while lying on your lap and other products is that there is no so-called first-order effect - that is, the sales volume is extremely high at the beginning, but then it will level off, or even become unpopular in the end.
In addition to the extremely high emotional value of what Wiz sells, it is also extremely popular. Therefore, those male adventurers will definitely not enjoy it once and never come back. On the contrary, they will become addicted just like the Succubus Shop.
"I didn't expect that just cleaning my ears could make people so happy!" Wiz also showed a happy smile on her face. She sighed: "But, when I think about it carefully, cleaning my ears is indeed a difficult thing."
"That's not the point..."
Kobayashi couldn't help but complain. The naive Lich Girl seemed to think that those male adventurers really came to her just to have their ears cleaned. But if Wiz's misunderstanding continued without causing any disgust, Kobayashi wouldn't take the initiative to clarify it.
"Thank you very much for helping out today, Miss Darkness."
“Don’t worry about it. Wiz usually takes care of us. It would be great if you could help. It’s just a pity… why don’t you let me do something like that?”
Kobayashi ignored Darkness who was giving him a resentful look. Didn’t this guy know that he would be jealous? And he still asked why.
“However, I have been helping Aqua and Megumin clean their ears recently, so I am not that excited about it.”
“What?! Okay, Darkness, I want one too when we get back!”
“What…?! Are you planning to take this opportunity to do something bad to me? I see, is this your plan? Ha… ah… ha… ah…”
Darkness began to pant, but Kobayashi ignored this perverted female knight who was in delusion. After all, he did intend to take the opportunity to do something bad tonight that could not be spoken of.
Wiz was used to Darkness's performance. She clenched her fists slightly and said with a serious expression and tone, "I will continue to work hard tomorrow!"
"Ah, I hope this business can continue so that you can pay the rent."
Xiaolin nodded.
Although one day's turnover is enough to pay for a year's rent, Wiz's ability to spend money is very scary. If there is not enough quota, she will spend all the money in a blink of an eye. Therefore, it is necessary to make as much money as possible.
Wiz's characteristics were just as expected. Just when Krillin said that they would probably be able to be self-sufficient in the future, she was about to do something weird.
"Yeah, I thought so too, so I just bought a special ear cleaning stick!"
"……what?"
"I heard it seems to have some powerful functions, which can open people's eyes!"
"........."
Kobayashi looked at Wiz, who had a happy smile on her face, and couldn't help but twitch his lips, but he didn't say anything. Yes, that's right, Wiz should have such characteristics.
However, just because he didn't say anything doesn't mean that someone will ignore it.
"Wait...what did you just say?" Vanir's expression was equally scary. He asked in a low voice, "You said you bought that ear pick with a strange decoration?"
"Yes, it can clean earwax completely, and it is very easy to use and very comfortable!"
Wiz was smiling from ear to ear, seemingly very happy that she had bought a good product. She didn't notice at all that Vanir's expression was getting uglier and uglier, and the low pressure in his body was becoming more and more frightening. He was still immersed in self-satisfaction.
Just when Xiaolin wanted to stop the angry Vanir and said that a good tool is the best tool, and that this ear pick would be good, he suddenly remembered that every time Wiz bought magic tools, there would be all kinds of weird drawbacks, and in this case -
Wiz said with a hint of embarrassment: "It's just that it will remove the memory along with the earwax, which has the side effect of making people forgetful..."
"Isn't that too dangerous?!" Xiaolin screamed in surprise.
This is like opening a restaurant that is full of customers. Although the customers are well fed and happy, there is an 80% chance that the food they eat will be dead. In this case, no one will come to the restaurant over time, right?
Then, as if he had thought of something, he asked, "By the way, how much does that ear pick cost?"
"That... is about the same as what I earned today—"
"Hah! Vanir-style killing ray!"
Wiz had just finished talking when Vanir, in a rage, used his killing ray, instantly roasting Wiz into a charcoal-like black object again.
However, this time, Xiao Lin no longer had any sympathy. He looked at Vanir beside him with sympathy, patted his shoulders that were shaking with anger, and said, "Vanir, you're having a hard time too..."
"Hey kid, you want to experience the pleasure of cleaning your ears tonight, right? If that's the case..."
"No matter what you say, I won't buy it!"
Xiaolin decisively refused.
Vanir clicked his tongue unwillingly. He looked carefully at Kobayashi and tried to find some handle to force him into submission, but in the end he gave up unwillingly. He must have discovered that Kobayashi was invulnerable.
Because he used too much force, Wiz was unable to get up from the bed, and he could no longer expect to make any money from cleaning his ears while lying on his thighs. However, because of this, without Wiz's trouble, Vanir finally raised enough money by selling goods and finally paid the rent smoothly.
But I still think that letting Wiz engage in other business is too dangerous -
(End of this chapter)