mtl008 Chapter 717 Swimming Training
Chapter 717 Swimming Training
Chapter 717 Swimming Training
"Come to think of it, you do have such a psychological trauma setting."
Xiaolin patted his forehead in distress.
“That’s not a setting!” Aqua stamped her feet and shouted angrily: “At that time, it was me who was attacked by the giant crocodile, wasn’t it? You all were just standing there watching! This is the truth, you all know it!”
I testify that it is true.
Xiaolin scratched his head.
“Please don’t worry, Aqua.” Megumin patted her shoulder and said comfortingly, “Since that incident, there have been no sightings of ferocious crocodiles for a long time. I think they should have left.”
This is true.
The reason why the ferocious crocodile is there is because the water in the lake is polluted, and the water there has been completely purified by Aqua. The ferocious crocodile cannot survive and has returned to the mountains long ago.
In addition, the mastermind behind the pollution of the lake water was Huihui. She released explosive magic, causing a landslide. But now she rarely uses explosive magic, so the lake is safe.
"But……"
Aqua still looked a little uneasy.
Psychological trauma is not so easy to repair. Xiaolin knows that the stupid goddess is very resistant to that place and she hasn't been a tea bag goddess for a long time.
no way.
"Wait a minute, let me ask you something first." Aqua pondered for a moment and asked, "Is it a common practice to cross that small lake? Or is it a must-go route?"
"That's right, because there are groups of ferocious crocodiles in the lake. Every time we go there, the scene is like hell."
"...Please don't sound so excited."
Seeing the perverted female knight panting and looking forward to it, Xiaolin couldn't help but twitch his lips. I really don't understand why she is so looking forward to such a dangerous place.
But thanks to her going crazy here, Aqua wasn't so scared anymore.
“Having said that, I heard that this year’s attendance is higher than previous years.”
"Ah, is it because there are no more ferocious crocodiles in the lake?"
"Well, after all, before Aqua purifies the lake water, how to defeat the ferocious crocodiles while moving forward is the key to winning the race and the highlight. Unfortunately, it seems to have become a simple speed race this year."
Darkness sighed with some regret.
No, no, no. If this turns into an obstacle course, then whether it’s Megumin, Darkness, or Aqua, the three of them will undoubtedly be hindered, and Krillin will be the only one left to move forward.
That's enough.
"But what about a speed race? I don't have much confidence in swimming."
"I can swim, but I'm not confident about my speed."
"I've only played in the river a few times when I was an adventurer."
Darkness, Megumin, and Wiz.
The three seemed to be completely wiped out.
Xiao Lin asked unwillingly, "So you can't swim at all?"
"If it floats up..."
Wiz said this awkwardly.
She seems to be helpless against water, but considering that the stupid goddess is of the water element, it is understandable that she is resistant to water.
“Where’s Darkness?”
"I have no experience in swimming, but I believe I can endure the pain of drowning!"
"Are you planning to walk across the lake?"
Xiaolin rolled his eyes.
Come to think of it, although they often went to the river for various reasons, Darkness seemed to have never swam there. Even when they were at the temple at the bottom of the lake, they just wandered around.
It seems that these people need some special training.
"Hey, Xiaolin Xiaolin, come and ask me!"
Aqua raised her hand impatiently, her expression seemed to say 'If you ask me, I will proudly tell you that I am a very good swimmer'.
Xiaolin sighed.
"Come to think of it, you are also a water goddess, right?"
"What do you mean by just consider it as such?"
She looked quite irritable.
What on earth does this guy want? This is not allowed and that is not allowed. He is really annoying.
Kobayashi sighed helplessly.
"Yes, yes, and then what? What about you?"
"Hehe, to me, there is no difference between water and land."
She said this proudly.
as predicted.
The stupid goddess is in charge of water after all, if she drowns again... that would be too funny.
He showed no sign of surprise at all, nor was he surprised that Aqua could walk underwater. He waved his hand perfunctorily and said, "Forget it. There's no need to show off in public at this time."
"Oh, is it really okay for you to say that?" Aqua said meaningfully.
"Aqua, are you trying to say that you're a great swimmer?"
"Question: Xiaolin, do you go out of your way to show off to others that you can walk?"
"No, it won't. After all, anyone can do that kind of thing."
"I feel the same way. Why do I have to tell you something that is so obvious?"
The stupid goddess said this lightly.
Kobayashi took a deep breath, then forced a stiff smile and shouted in a very fake voice: "Is this true? I'm really unwilling, but I feel that Aqua is so great now!"
Don't be too obvious in your flattery.
But even so, the stupid goddess proudly raised her head and puffed out her chest to accept Kobayashi's false worship.
At this time, Huihui tugged at the hem of her clothes.
"Aqua Aqua, please teach me how to swim too!"
"Me too!"
Megumin and Darkness begged her.
Compared to Kobayashi, it might be better for them to ask Aqua, who is also a woman, to teach them how to swim. Besides, Aqua is the goddess of water, so wouldn't it be easy for her to learn something as simple as swimming?
"There's really nothing I can do about you guys!"
Aqua chuckled.
Being admired by others, she would of course agree to her companions' requests.
And this is probably the only skill that the Stupid Goddess can be considered as, like her party skills. If it can't be used here, then wouldn't she be a useless person who can't do anything?
That’s right, this is her turn to appear!
"it is good!"
Xiao Lin raised his hands high and shouted, "Then let's aim for the championship and start swimming training from tomorrow!"
This time, he is determined to win the huge bounty of 20 million!
Just watch.
The victory must be yours!
Hui Hui suddenly looked at him with some disdain, pouted and said, "You say that in a high-sounding way, but you really want to see us in swimsuits, right?"
"Eh?"
Xiaolin raised his eyebrows.
Swimsuit...
Come to think of it, once you start swimming training, it's only natural to wear a swimsuit.
eh?
Oops, is that a heart-pounding feeling?
Although these problem children usually behaved quite well, when they wore fewer clothes than usual, only their appearance was above average...
Besides, speaking of swimsuits, aren’t they the same thing as underwear?
Although it was for swimming, as a healthy adult male, how could he possibly withstand swaying around in such revealing clothes...
Oh, you are simply tempting people to commit crime!
Xiao Lin made an obscene expression as if to say, "You have really caused me so much trouble," and the corners of his mouth unconsciously rose wildly.
Aqua said with some disgust: "You kid, are you having a wet dream again?"
"what?"
Xiao Lin was stunned for a moment.
He looked at them with extremely blank and innocent eyes.
Huihui was not fooled. She accused him and shouted, “It is true. This man’s purpose is to see our swimsuits!”
"Anyway, you must be thinking that swimsuits and underwear are the same, right? Can you please stop looking at swimsuits and such with such obscene eyes?" Aqua saw through Kobayashi's thoughts at once. Could she have the ability to read minds? Or, like Vanir, did she have the ability to see through people's hearts?
Darkness also spoke up: “Exactly. Being stared at by a hungry carnivorous beast, scanning every inch of my skin, is unbearable even for me...ha...ha..."
This perverted female knight went crazy on the spot.
She pulled at her armor, as if planning to put on a swimsuit show for Kobayashi right here and there, causing Aqua and Huihui to run over quickly and hold her hands down.
What on earth is this guy thinking?
"That's not the case. It's definitely not what you think!" Xiao Lin quickly denied it and said righteously, "After all, I just want to win! ... Yes, I proposed special training in order to win the championship. Please correct your attitude and don't have any strange misunderstandings!"
"Haha, what a strange misunderstanding..."
"Is it really a misunderstanding?"
"Really? I don't believe it."
The three problem children looked at Xiaolin suspiciously.
I can't bear it.
Xiao Lin rolled his eyes and said, "Don't forget, I've seen you guys in swimsuits so many times, I'm tired of it, okay? Confidence is a good thing, but it doesn't mean that everyone will like it. Excessive confidence is narcissism! You guys, stop being so narcissistic!"
"What did you say!?"
"How dare you call us narcissistic!?"
"I can't stand it! Okay, I get it. I'll prepare a super awesome swimsuit tomorrow and show you whether I'm a narcissist or not!"
What the hell are these idiots talking about?
Perhaps it was Kobayashi's disdainful attitude that made Aqua and the others very angry. They all said that they would wear very seductive swimsuits tomorrow, which surprised Kobayashi and made his heart beat faster.
Darkness even suggested that it would be better if she just went in without a swimsuit, which made Kobayashi, who was imagining this, almost faint with a nosebleed.
No.
I can't imagine it any further.
The more we talk, the more confusing it becomes. We need to end this topic quickly.
"In short! Tomorrow we will start the swimsuit training, and none of you will be able to escape easily! Did you hear me? Do you understand? Okay, disband!"
Then Xiaolin ran away in panic.
Megumin looked at his back and said, “Aqua, Darkness, do we really have to wear really cool swimsuits tomorrow? If that happens, I’m a little… that…”
"How can it be."
Aqua waved her hand casually and said, "I was just saying it casually. Kobayashi said he was tired of our swimsuits, but he must be looking forward to it. Plus, I deliberately said we should wear new swimsuits, so Kobayashi must be so excited that he can't sleep well tonight... Then we can't wear new swimsuits. When we go tomorrow, he will be very disappointed to see that we are not wearing new swimsuits!"
"Yeah, I see. Aqua, what you mean is that when we see his disappointed expression, we should laugh at him, right?"
"That's it!"
Aqua and Megumin laughed wickedly.
Darkness was a bit shocked. She muttered in disappointment, “What? You’re not wearing a new swimsuit… I wanted to wear the emperor’s swimsuit, but now my expectations are dashed.”
The perverted female knight always comes up with something fancy.
Aqua and Megumin didn’t know what to say for a moment after hearing her mumbling.
Fortunately, I didn't decide to change into a new swimsuit.
Otherwise, a naked perverted female knight would appear in the lake tomorrow, and Axel’s incident would spread to every corner of the town, and Darkness might be too shy to see anyone.
No, no.
Probably not.
After all, Darkness is only a giant in words and a dwarf in actions, so he would definitely not do that.
But the two of them still felt vaguely uneasy.
In order to prevent their teammates from doing something extremely stupid, the two looked at each other and decided to keep a close eye on her tomorrow.
the next day.
Xiaolin arrived at the guild early in the morning.
He came here with heavy steps, complaining a lot.
"Really? Since you need to apply in advance, why didn't you tell me yesterday? I was planning to start special training early in the morning, so wouldn't my plans be disrupted?"
I feel quite unhappy.
Although a big problem this time was ultimately his own fault, Kobayashi couldn't help but think of the worst, such as Dust and Chis not telling him that he had to register in advance just to make him run again, wasting a lot of time... or something like that.
"When we went to call you, you were still fast asleep. How can you say such a thing?"
Aqua rolled her eyes in annoyance.
Xiaolin scratched his head embarrassedly.
Darkness sighed helplessly, “You were talking about special training yesterday, but you were still lying in bed this morning. You’re getting lazier and lazier! … But it’s just right, this is just right! Ha…ha…!”
forgotten.
This guy really likes loser guys.
Seeing that Xiaolin was turning into a good-for-nothing, she was very happy and said that he must continue.
hateful!
I clearly went to bed almost at dawn just to make training plans for these problem children, so how could it be my fault?
"Actually, Xiaolin doesn't need to come with us, because we asked Aqua to teach us."
Huihui said so.
On the surface, she was considering Xiaolin and didn't want him to get up early and spend time with them, but in fact, she didn't want Xiaolin to join the special training.
“No way, no way, Megumin, you don’t really think Aqua can teach others anything, do you?”
"Well, that's true..."
After hearing what Xiaolin said, Huihui was speechless for a moment.
Whether she admits it or not, having been with the stupid goddess for such a long time, they know very well how unreliable Aqua's nature is. It is simply wishful thinking to expect her to teach people something.
(End of this chapter)