mtl008 Chapter 713 No matter how funny it is, we won’t laugh unless we can’t help it
Chapter 713 No matter how funny it is, we won’t laugh unless we can’t help it
Chapter 713 No matter how funny it is, we won’t laugh… unless we can’t help it
Putting down the Lich Lady boss who had fainted after being completely blasted, Xiaolin slowly sighed and said, "So, what is the truth that cannot be heard by Wiz?"
"In short, if you keep going like this, you're going to die, little bro."
Vanir said this nonchalantly.
Xiao Lin pulled the corner of his mouth and laughed, "Mr. Banier, you are really humorous."
"It's up to you whether you believe it or not, little brother."
"Wait, wait. Are you telling the truth? Why am I going to die? Are you trying to say that I will be beaten to death by Aqua and the others because I stole some underwear?"
"You're not wrong to say that."
Barnil spread his hands.
Is that really the case?!
Xiao Lin originally thought that it was the curse of the ring that killed him, but he didn't expect that he would be beaten to death. This way of death is really unacceptable.
Barnil signaled him to be patient.
"If you think about it carefully, you should understand that the power this ring draws out now far exceeds what you possess yourself."
"really?"
Xiaolin looked at the ring in his hand.
If the power of the ring is not as strong as imagined, any magic item is much stronger than it. But when it comes to stealing... or in other words, stealing underwear, Xiaolin is willing to call this ring the strongest.
Seems to see through his inner thoughts.
"And this effect will be even more intense on every full moon night. Now you may just feel a little tired, but if you keep letting this ring do whatever it wants..."
"If the magic power drawn out exceeds my own limit, I will die?"
Xiaolin raised his eyebrows.
"That's right." Vanir chuckled, "Ordinary people would probably die after the second full moon due to lack of magic power, but since you are a powerful great magician, you may be able to hold on for several more years... However, you may not want to hold on for that long."
“Hey, can’t it be…!”
Xiaolin looked unhappy.
What Banier meant was simple: it was not physical death, but social death.
Think about it carefully. The first time he stole underwear, the second time he stole underwear from a thousand miles away, the third time... now he is even crazier to the point of stealing two pairs of underwear at a time. If it is the fourth, fifth, or sixth time... maybe he will steal the underwear of all the girls in Axel.
No wonder Barnier said he would be beaten to death.
If he became the public enemy of women, even Aqua and the others wouldn't be able to protect themselves.
Is it really going to be social death?
Just when Xiaolin was having a headache and was afraid that he would face social death because of this weird way, Vanir laughed and said, "I have a solution, which is what I mentioned before. Please entrust me to do the analysis of the technique."
“Please, please do me a favor…”
"How about a deal of 100 million eris?"
"You are taking advantage of the situation!"
Xiaolin knew it would be like this.
After all, when Aqua is useless and only Vanir can solve the current situation, how could he not take the opportunity to ask for a huge amount of money?
That’s how exclusive secret recipes make money.
Even children understand this.
No wonder this guy knocked Wiz unconscious at the beginning. If he had known that Krillin would die and that he would ask for such a huge sum of money, he would definitely ask Vanir to help remove the effect of the ring.
"You devil..."
"I am a demon, what can I do for you?"
Seeing that Vanir looked like he was sure of defeating him, Kobayashi was furious and decided to close the door and release the stupid goddess.
"Aqua, there's a demon here...!"
forgotten.
He came here early this morning, but didn't even see Aqua. Seeing the Duke of Hell enjoying his negative emotions, Kobayashi became angrier and angrier.
At this time, Wiz stood up shakily, rubbing her still aching head.
"Wuwuwuwu...why suddenly..."
"I just want you to take a break. No need to worry about it, and no need to thank me."
Vanir said this shamelessly.
The weak witch lady got angry rarely. She shouted, "Please don't use the killing ray just because of such a small matter!"
But the Grand Duke of Hell ignored her.
Xiaolin pinched his chin, a little distracted.
I, I will die?
Hahahaha, I must be dreaming...
Just death.
It is no exaggeration to say that if he could take off the ring by dying, then Xiaolin would choose to die without hesitation. But now death cannot solve the current dilemma. No, compared with physical death, social death is more troublesome.
Moreover, Vanir took advantage of the situation and demanded 100 million Eris for everything...
No matter what, it can't be so outrageous.
No no no.
I must not just sit there and wait for death, I must think of a solution to resolve my current predicament!
Besides, dying from physical weakness due to stealing underwear is simply ridiculous.
Before that, what would happen if I confessed to them that I was stealing more and more underwear...
It would be fine if I was laughed at as a fool, but if they really used some tough measures, I would have no choice but to let them slaughter me.
I haven't even mentioned the two pairs of underwear in my hands to them yet.
Really.
It’s all because of this ring. I’ve been suffering a lot lately.
suffering?
Waistband?
a ha ha ha--
Xiaolin is already finding joy in suffering.
At this time, two people came over and greeted him.
"Hey Xiaolin, what are you mumbling about here? You're acting sneaky, don't tell me you have bad intentions."
"Tell me, are you planning to do something bad again? Tell me about it. If it's interesting, add me in."
This sounds very scumbag.
Turned.
The familiar look of a scumbag came into view.
"What? It's Dust and Chiss. I knew it was you two hopeless pieces of trash."
"That's how you greet us."
"That's really too much."
Dust and Chis were a little angry.
However, this was not the first or second time that the two had been called scum, but they were not really angry about it. On the contrary, seeing Kobayashi's melancholy and distressed look, they asked with some concern.
"What's wrong? You look so gloomy."
“Well… how should I put it…”
Xiaolin scratched his head.
I can't just say that I accidentally stole two pairs of underwear, and then I'll add several pairs every month until my magic power can't keep up and I die of exhaustion?
Isn't this a joke to both of them?
Besides, with the big mouths of these two scumbags, if you tell them, everyone in Axel will know about it in no time.
Entering social death early.
Thinking of this, Xiao Lin decisively closed his mouth and remained silent.
"Hey Hey hey."
"I don't know what to do with you like this."
Seeing that he was silent, the two thought that he had some unspeakable grievance, but they didn't expect that the two guys were so considerate that they didn't ask too many questions and even made a very tempting invitation to Xiaolin.
"How about I take you to the Succubus shop to cheer you up? I'll treat you this time!"
It was very rare for Duster to be so generous.
Xiao Lin couldn't help but widen his eyes. Why did this guy suddenly say that? This was truly a once-in-a-century event.
Chis seemed to understand why he was so surprised. He patted Dust on the shoulder and said with a smile, "This guy finally won once, so he wanted to give back to his friends who helped him. That's how he invited me here. Well, how should I put it... The quickest way to forget troubles is to dilute them with happy things. Xiaolin, how about joining us to play?"
"You two..."
Xiaolin wiped his eyes with emotion.
These two people are obviously scumbags, but their words of worrying about him are really touching. At times like this, bad friends are an effective placebo. I couldn't help but feel disgusted with myself for trying to hide my inner pain and for my extreme distrust of these two people.
He shook his head helplessly.
"Thank you. I appreciate your kindness. After all, I can't call myself a succubus."
There is also a magic circle set up by Aqua in the mansion.
Not to mention a mere succubus, even the Grand Duke of Hell, Vanir, had to be skinned alive if he wanted to come in, and Wiz almost ascended to heaven.
So even if you want to feel happy, you can’t.
Dax patted Xiaolin's shoulder sympathetically and said, "Is that so... Well, there's nothing we can do about it."
"Then you can complain to us." Chis crossed his arms and pretended to listen and stay. He asked, "What happened? I may not be able to help, but you should know... three heads are better than Zhuge Liang?... You said that before, Xiaolin."
Do they still remember that sentence?
Xiaolin scratched his head.
Perhaps it was because he felt unnecessary guilt for not trusting them just now, or perhaps it was because he felt extremely depressed and aggrieved because he had no one to talk to, Xiaolin nodded after sighing.
"Okay, actually it's okay to tell you guys."
"Oh, just tell me what you want."
"Actually... I'm going to die soon if I continue like this."
"What?!" X2
Kobayashi's words seemed to cause misunderstanding, causing Dust and Chis to open their mouths in surprise and look at him in disbelief.
It was obvious that this guy had misunderstood.
Xiaolin hurriedly explained.
He explained to the two what he had learned from Vanir - that the power of the ring was gradually increasing until it did something irreparable, and that if it continued like this, he might die.
result--
“Hahahaha————stealing underwear until you suddenly die, there should be a limit to how stupid you can be, right?!”
Duster held his stomach and laughed wildly. He looked at Xiaolin in disbelief, and said loud and mocking words. If it weren't for Chis supporting him, he would have rolled on the ground laughing.
Even Chiss.
"Hey, Dust! Xiaolin himself definitely doesn't want this, so stop laughing at him... Puchi--"
He didn't hold back either.
I couldn't help but cover my mouth and let out a low laugh.
Kobayashi understood that Chis didn't want to laugh at his friend, but the harder he tried to suppress his laughter, the more his shoulders shook, which made Kobayashi see how much he wanted to laugh.
I feel more and more unhappy.
Xiaolin slammed the table.
"Stop laughing, you two! I'm seriously worried!"
Damn!
I knew I shouldn't have told them both, but I didn't expect to be laughed at like this. My social death came too quickly.
"I know. I know."
Duster waved his hand, signaling Xiaolin to calm down, and then he shouted to the waitress who was passing by: "Ah, miss, another glass of bubbles, please! With such a good story, it would be a big loss if you don't drink a little more!"
Do you think my affairs are just a side dish?
It's so infuriating!
Xiao Lin slammed the table, stood up and shouted: "That's enough, I want to go back!"
"Wait, wait, it's our fault." Keith grabbed Xiaolin's arm and apologized quickly, "It's mainly because your story is too funny, I just couldn't help it."
Normally, we don't laugh.
Unless you can't help it?
Xiaolin rolled his eyes.
"Even if I don't mean any harm, it doesn't mean you can laugh at me."
"Yes, yes, we were wrong. We were wrong."
"Sit down first. The fried tofu is almost cold. Don't be angry."
After Dust and Chis persuaded him and treated him to some bubbles of wine, Kobayashi reluctantly sat down again.
Even if I, Xiaolin Jingze, starve to death, die outside, or jump off from here, I will never accept your flattery!
Well, it’s so sweet!
"Anyway, we know how serious your situation is. But don't you still have several years to live? Why are you in such a hurry?"
"That's what I said..."
Xiaolin was silent.
Life span is indeed not urgent, but...
"Rather than a sudden death in a few years, finding a way to survive the current crisis is the most important thing, right?"
"If you keep going like this, you'll be crushed to ashes by the girls on the team before you're killed by this strange ring. Of course, if it were me, I'd think it'd be romantic to die under the peony flowers."
These two guys are indeed scumbags.
"Don't make sarcastic remarks."
Kobayashi rolled his eyes in annoyance. The two of them didn't see the anger of Aqua and the others. If they continued like this, they would definitely break his bones.
"So, what should we do?"
"What are we going to do with the underwear we stole this time?"
Dust and Chis asked.
These two guys seem to be very interested in underwear.
"Ah... well..."
Xiaolin touched his chin.
But Dust smiled dissolutely, as if he saw through him, and said, "Well, stop pretending to be a gentleman and show it to everyone."
“…I’m sorry, but that’s not okay.”
Xiaolin decisively refused.
Dastra drawled out the note.
"Haa, why? Happiness is meant to be shared, my dear friends!"
"No, it just won't work."
Xiaolin shook his head again.
He didn't want to betray Aqua and the others, otherwise he would probably be torn apart by Aqua and the others before being sucked dry by the ring.
"My dear friend, can't you just take a look?"
“It’s endless…”
These two guys seem like they will never give up. Is it necessary for them to be so obsessed with underwear?
However, Dust said that Kobayashi was really a full man who didn't know the hunger of a hungry man. They had never seen a girl's underwear up close, so they were so looking forward to it.
(End of this chapter)