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Chapter 282 Reincarnation of the Dirt (Barnier Version)



Chapter 282 Reincarnation of the Dirt (Barnier Version)

Chapter 282 Reincarnation of the Dirt (Barnier Version)

The day after the fight with Barnir.

In the mansion, everyone gathered together.

Sato Kazuma said with a sad face: "On the journey of defeating the devil, sacrifices are always inevitable, and our companion, the Crusader Darkness, has finished her rough and brilliant life. Today, we are deeply saddened We are here to hold a farewell ceremony and express our condolences. First of all..."

"Wait, wait...wait! Why do you say that, I'm not dead yet! It's too much, Kazuma! I don't like this kind of gameplay!"

Darkness yelled loudly from the side.

Sato Kazuma's sad expression gradually subsided, Shi Yu looked at the female knight sitting diagonally opposite, and then made a loud noise.

"Tsk!"

"Hey, Kazuma! You did it on purpose!"

Darkness patted the table.

At this time, the perverted knight was alive and well, not at all miserable like when he was dominated by Barnier.Even according to her, during the fight between Kobayashi and Barnier, she still maintained her self-awareness, but she didn't jump out to make trouble.

After all, he is a crusader who believes in the goddess, and his resistance is not covered.

And most importantly, Darkness seemed to enjoy the thrill of challenging many adventurers alone, especially under the hostile and disdainful eyes, which made her even more excited.

"You, aren't you thinking of something strange?"

"No, no, no, I don't!"

"...Before you say this, at least wipe the saliva from the corner of your mouth."

Sato Kazuma disliked the perverted knight who wiped his saliva with his wrist.He wasn't hostile to Darkness, or had a problem with it, but simply displeased.

Every time he does a mission, only he always gets into trouble for no reason, and then dies inexplicably.

Even if he can be resurrected every time, it seems that there is always a strange aura that he will not pass the level unless he dies, forcing him to die.

So this time Darkness was possessed by Barnier, and he also wanted the other party to taste his original grief.

It is by no means unnecessarily envious of an incompetent knight showing off his skills.

Well, absolutely not.

Just as he was convincing himself to nod subconsciously, he saw the idiot goddess who was drawing pictures on the table with the water in the cup.

The exquisite work of art made him feel: "... how should I put it, when you do something like this without special significance, you can really show your outstanding talent. "

"Does it need to be said, who do you think I am?"

Akuya raised her head triumphantly, and then drew a random drawing to complete the masterpiece.

——It was when Kobayashi defeated Barnir.

Painting is very tense.

To be honest, if it can be copied, it can be sold as a poster.

Akuya said disdainfully: "Hmph, I am Akuya, the goddess of water! As long as there is water available, what is such a trivial matter?"

Sato Kazuma said subconsciously: "If you call yourself the god of entertainers, maybe someone will believe in you."

Exclamation with deep ridicule.

Hard, hard, fist hard!

Seeing him say such stupid words, Akua really wanted to hit him on the jaw with her holy fist, but she was a magnanimous goddess, so she wouldn't do that kind of thing.

It's definitely not because Sato Kazuma's counterattack is more terrifying.

Well, absolutely not.

Besides, the rest of the team always causes troubles all day long, at least she, the goddess, has to take responsibility and take good care of everyone.

Just when Akuya thought so, Sato Kazuma's eyes changed slightly, and he said in a deep voice: "I said, you are probably thinking about something strange right now? Why are you looking at me with that kind of pity? One point, I'm not looking for faults on purpose. And I always feel a little uncomfortable when you look at me with that kind of eyes. "

"...Tsk."

The stupid goddess clicked her tongue loudly.

As soon as she showed the posture of a goddess, Sato Kazuma came to tear down the stage with rude words, so it's strange to be happy.

Sato Kazuma ignored the goddess who was in a bad mood, and turned to look at Megumin who kept pets in the corner of the sofa.

Little Lolita has been like this since yesterday, she was in a daze all day long without being in high spirits, and she didn't know what she was thinking.

Probably because it didn't come in handy.

The composition of this team is extremely deformed. On the surface - the Crusaders, the Grand Magister, the High Priest, and the Adventurer seem to be perfectly equipped to perform their duties, but it is only after getting along with them that you can understand how weird the team is.

But even so, Huihui has always been the trump card of the team.From blasting the Headless Horseman of the Demon King's Army cadres, intercepting the Mobile Fortress Destroyer; down to blasting the giant toads of primary monsters, and crusading against the weak snow spirits, the little loli has a superior performance every time she bursts.

...Let's just say it's an excellent performance.

But this time she did nothing to help.

The scene of the dungeon prevented the explosion magic from playing, and the leader of the Demon King's army dominated the body of her companion, making it impossible for her to do so.

Megumi is like a supporting role.

It is a bonsai standing in the corner of the stage, where the lights cannot reach, without lines.

This made little loli feel a great sense of gap.

No!

As the most knowledgeable person in this team, he must be the most up-to-date!

Megumin showed a determined expression.

Mamonosuke jumped on the table and ran towards Kazuma Sato.

Maybe it's because Kazuma always feeds it food to let it taste the marrow, it becomes very sticky and true.

Sato Kazuma took Dominosuke, and couldn't help saying: "This guy seems to be inexplicably clingy to me. It doesn't want to get close to Akua at all, even Kobayashi-senpai. Could it be that animals can rely on instinct to see who The purest heart?... That's right, that must be the case!"

"Wait for me! Because Hezhen is usually hurt so hard by everyone, I am magnanimous and want to treat you better because I think you are pitiful, but I can't pretend that I didn't hear what you said just now! As you just said Saying it, it sounds like my holy heart is impure!"

The goddess of water who can purify all liquids into pure water, Aqua said that she has something to say!

Sato Kazuma said disgustedly: "I am indeed saying that your mind is impure!... Wait."

He suddenly thought of the stupid innocence of the stupid goddess, so it is actually another kind of purity of heart?

"What is stupid innocence, idiot Kazuma!"

"...Not good, did you accidentally say it out?"

The fried-haired Aqua pinched Sato Kazuma's neck, shaking him back and forth as if trying to shake his brain evenly.

Seeing the two wrestling together, Mamonosuke quickly fled back into Megumin's arms.

And in a corner of the living room, Yoyo was squatting there, hunched her shoulders and lowered her head, moving her index finger back and forth on the door frame of the wall, as if counting the lines on it.

She came back like this yesterday.

But unlike Huihui who was lost because she didn't come in handy, Yoyo was shocked by the deal between Kobayashi and the Demon King Army cadres.

The next patriarch of the Crimson Demon Clan, who has little knowledge, did not expect such an extraordinary development at all.

Dealing with the Demon King Army officers or something...

Recalling that when she was in the Crimson Demon Clan, those elders had to eliminate part of the Demon King's army every day, she couldn't accept it.

"It's clearly the Crimson Demons who are on the front line against the Demon King's army, and it's clearly a team that aims to defeat the Demon King...why, why did it become like this..."

Pointing at the pillar with her index finger, Yoyo's face was dull, that stupid look was comparable to that of an idiot goddess.

"Ah, idiot Kazuma, you said it again!"

"Uh... sorry."

"If an apology is useful, what's the use of asking for a prosecutor!"

It is probably because Sato Kazuma had nothing to do with the inexplicable death in this incident. I always feel that he is very active now, always dancing back and forth in other people's minefields.

"Woooo...I'm about to die."

At this time, such a groan came from the seat opposite Megumin.That was the voice of Darkness lying on the table, blushing and trembling.

The oldest lady in the team, because of her ignorance of worldly affairs, and her personality of being cool but excitable, people occasionally want to bully her very much.

As one of the protagonists of the incident, the abnormal knight showed his talents.

He challenged a group of adventurers to prove his own strength, and finally accepted Kobayashi's moves with a hardness far exceeding that of Adamantite, the hardest ore in the world.

It has to be said that her existence is like the hardest barrier, making one wonder who can break through her defense.

But while showing his talents, Darkness also attracted a lot of hatred because of Banir's provocation.

As a result, every time you walk on the street, you will be watched by other people with angry, provocative, and unhappy eyes. This is an extremely enjoyable and tortured situation for the perverted knight.

"Hate it or enjoy it, which one is it?"

"It's the enjoyment of being disgusted."

"You guy..."

Sato Kazuma gave her a disgusted look.

Darkness is the representative of saying no, but her body is very honest. Should I say that she has the characteristics of a female knight, and she always feels that one day she will do strange things.

"Hey, you guys!"

When everyone in the team went mad, Sato Kazuma shouted at them, making everyone's eyes focus on him.

Then, he slowly opened the mouth and said:

"—Where did senior Xiaolin go?"

Early this morning, Xiao Lin disappeared.

As the protagonist who turned the tide and saved everyone, Kobayashi did not take them to the Adventurer's Guild to accept the compliments and applause from others, but disappeared alone.

Akuya tapped her chin with her index finger, and said in confusion: "It's so strange, I revived him this morning, why did he disappear in a blink of an eye?"

"You guy, you seem to have said something strange just now." Sato Kazuma stared blankly at the stupid goddess.

resurrection?

this morning?

What did you do to Senior Kobayashi! ?

...Although he really wanted to ask this question, he had already guessed the process, and he still swallowed the question as he was used to it.

However, he couldn't help but say:

"If senior Xiaolin leaves without saying goodbye one day, he must not be able to accept being killed by you every day."

"Ha?! What does it have to do with me!"

The stupid goddess does something wrong but doesn't know it.

Speaking of which, if you compare the misery according to the number of deaths, senior Xiao Lin seems to be ranked first.

And still far ahead.

Sato Kazuma's thoughts spread out. After all, the foolish goddess unconsciously went to attack at night every night, which led to Senior Kobayashi being revived the next morning.From this point of view, it seems that Xiao Lin is worse than him?

For some reason, Sato Kazuma felt a deep sense of sympathy, and at the same time received a little comfort.

At this time, Kobayashi was in Wiz's magic tool shop.Standing outside the door, wondering if he came a little early, he pushed the door open.

Jingle ~

The crisp sound entered the ears.

"Welcome, Mr. Kobayashi!"

A warm welcome followed, but it was not the familiar Wiz's voice, but another deep and magnetic male voice.

"Yo, Barnier."

Kobayashi also greeted with a smile.

This man wearing a black and white mask was the cadre of the Demon King's army who showed his talents last night, picked up a group of adventurers and humiliated them severely, and the Duke of Hell who commanded the demons—Banir.

No one would have thought that the leader of the Demon King Army who was killed last night would appear here.

Barnir's real body is in hell, and the mask is just his projection, so it's only natural that he hasn't been crusaded.

It's just that the him now is a little different from before.

On the central part of the forehead of the mask worn on the face, there is an uppercase Arabic numeral [Ⅱ] logo, as if for distinction.

It can be said to be a different kind of dirty soil reincarnation.

I always feel that he is underestimating others.

As for the original mask, in fact it was not damaged, but was taken away by the kingdom's prosecutor Senna as evidence of defeating the cadres of the Demon King's army.

Barnier said that it doesn't matter. Rather, he expressed his willingness to use it as a spare coordinate point, and it is not impossible to do something bad at that time.

I always felt that Barnier seemed to see something, he kept laughing and never stopped.

"Don't make too much trouble."

Kobayashi had no choice but to tell him so.

Barnier also readily agreed, after all, this was part of the original deal.

As for questions such as "You just wear this mask as a disguise, aren't you afraid of being recognized by others?" Xiao Lin would never ask.

Because it's like Superman's glasses.

As long as you take it on, no matter who you are, you will be as blind as a blind man.

"Okay, I'm here to deliver the agreed item to you. The ownership contract that was traded at the beginning has already been given to you. As for how to be recognized by the kingdom, it depends on your own efforts."

Kobayashi put a piece of parchment on the table.

Barnier picked it up, but immediately noticed something was wrong.

"What do you mean by being recognized by the kingdom?"

"Literally. In this contract, Mr. Keel, the lich who built the dungeon, transferred the ownership to me, but after all, Mr. Keir was the lich who was hunted down by the kingdom, so..."

"Wait, I've never heard of such a thing!"

Barnier was dumbfounded.

It's as if you have worked so hard to create a peerless weapon in the game, but in the end tell you that if you want to use it, you have to find someone to unseal it.

"You, you are really more devil than devil!"

The cadre of the Demon King Army, the Duke of Hell who controls the demons, and the clairvoyant demon with foresight and prophecy—Banir, this is the first time that he has suffered such a big loss in the hands of humans!

 Today is the LPL Summer Finals, Summer Finals!You know what I mean!Whisper: (I will update it today)

 

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