mtl008 Chapter 657 Heaven knows, Earth knows, and we, the people in this house, know.
Chapter 657 Heaven knows, Earth knows, and we, the people in this house, know.
At this moment, neither Deputy Regiment Commander Gu Yiyan nor Battalion Commander Shen Xiaoqi knew anything; the two rough men were dumbfounded.
"Your sister-in-law is asking you a question."
"Deaf! Dumb!"
Under the intense pressure of the sour plum, Xie Li, fully recovered, grabbed her husband, Battalion Commander Shen Xiaoqi's right hand, spat the sour plum pit from her mouth onto his iron palm, and popped it open with a squeak.
Battalion Commander Shen Xiaoqi, as if in a dream, cried out, "Wife—"
"Pinch me, pinch me once!"
Xie Li gently placed her hands on her stomach, then looked up at her husband as if he were an idiot.
"Aww—"
"Brother Gu, why are you pinching me?"
"Hmm," Deputy Regiment Commander Gu Yiyan stretched out his long arm and pinched Battalion Commander Shen Xiaoqi like a pair of pincers, making Battalion Commander Shen Xiaoqi howl in pain.
"Didn't you tell them to pinch me?"
"I also want to know if I'm dreaming—"
After regaining his composure, Deputy Regiment Commander Gu Yiyan hugged his wife, Quan Yilin, and replied happily.
"Depend on--"
"I told my wife to pinch me, are you my wife?"
"Are you dreaming? You're not going to pinch yourself, honey...it hurts so much..."
After Shen Xiaoqi finished his retort, Chongmou went to his wife and complained of pain.
"okay--"
"Don't be dramatic, it was just that one moment..."
Deputy Regiment Commander Gu Yiyan pinched someone and then berated them, telling them not to be dramatic, but before she could finish beating them, she yelled, "Fuck—"
"Shen Xiaoqi, do you dare to pinch me back?"
Battalion Commander Shen Xiaoqi replied verbatim, "Brother Gu, don't be sentimental, just once—"
Su Nianxi, you two are certainly having a good time—
Quan Yilin, who had been standing there dumbfounded, choked up, "Sister Xiaoxi, I, I'm really pregnant?"
“Yes! Sister-in-law, I really am carrying a baby in my belly!” Xie Li echoed.
"Why not?"
"You've been here for three months, you're almost three months—"
"You two are amazing. If it weren't for that fish today, you two... and you, Yilin, what are you crying about? You're already pregnant, and almost three months along, so don't think so much. I've checked, the baby is healthy."
"You and Xie Li can just wait patiently to become mothers."
Su Nianxi said, speechless.
Quan Yilin: "Sister Xiaoxi, I'm scared—"
Su Nianxi was speechless. She knew Quan Yilin was young and had given her family planning supplies. Now that she was pregnant, what could she do?
"Xiao Yilin, don't be afraid with your man here!"
"hold head high--"
Deputy Regiment Commander Gu Yiyan's words were comforting.
Battalion Commander Shen Xiaoqi thought to himself, "My wife is probably scared too." Therefore, he bravely spoke up, "Wife, don't be afraid, I'm here too—"
The easygoing Xie Li retorted, "What good is it if you don't care? It's not you who's going through the pain of childbirth—"
"Will you and Deputy Commander Gu have babies for me and Yilin, or will you be our midwives?"
Deputy Regiment Commander Gu Yiyan said, "Shen Xiaoqi, it's been three months, how come you still haven't taught your wife how to talk properly..." She's almost a mother, and she still keeps babbling.
"I won't teach her. I think my wife is great." He stood up for his wife, and Battalion Commander Shen Xiaoqi's retort was unusually swift.
The anxious Deputy Regiment Commander Gu Yiyan said, "Aren't you afraid that the first thing your daughter will say after she's born is 'fart'?"
"Quarantine, quarantine, must be quarantined... Don't stay with my Yilin anymore, my daughter can't keep talking nonsense."
"Oh, right," Gu Yiyan just realized that the dress Dangdang was talking about was for a girl, and that his and Shen Xiaoqi's child was a girl.
Gu Yiyan, the deputy commander, dreams of having a girl. She's so cute and adorable. They already have four little boys, which is enough for the four brothers. They need a girl of a different gender.
"..."
"Dangdang——"
Su Nianxi laughed in exasperation, silently thinking to herself.
Quan Yilin, “???”
Xie Li, "I'll change it..."
Well, Xie Li doesn't want to have a daughter who loves to fart just like her.
"Who said my wife is carrying a girl?"
"My sister-in-law didn't say anything, and besides, it's her daughter, saying anything... well... it doesn't seem quite right—"
"Wife, you're right, we'll change—"
Shen Xiaoqi was initially quite brave, but now he spoke softer and softer, and in the end, he even turned away.
……
A short while later, at the dinner table.
"Sister, drink this soup. It's a sour soup that I made especially for you and Sister Li."
"Sister Li, this bowl is for you—"
Quan Yilong first served a bowl of soup to his own sister, and then served a bowl to Xie Li as well.
Jeon Il-rin: "Thank you, Manman—"
Xie Li: "Yes, thank you, Sanbao."
Sanbao Manman: "Hmph, give me back my sour soup—"
Xie Li: "Wrong, wrong, it's not Sanbao, it's Manman, Manman, Manman..."
Using down-to-earth nicknames is a taboo for the four boys.
"Ta-da! Does that mean we can become big brothers next spring?"
The table was laden with the three treasures of the meal, making me exceptionally happy.
Little Sibao Dangdang, “That’s right—”
Erbao Yuanyuan exclaimed, "Hehe, I'm going to have a little sister!"
"Yuanyuan, you can't say things like that—"
Su Nianxi immediately stopped her.
That would be terrible! This is an era that values sons over daughters. If people found out that she and Dangdang could tell the sex of a baby just by taking its pulse, that would be unacceptable.
Three treasures abound, "Yuanyuan, shh—"
"Keep your voice down. Heaven and earth know, but we all know."
Dabao Tuantuan: “!!!”
Commander Lu Chenting, the Living Yama: "..." Ha, this is quite something.
Quan Yilong: "Yes, everyone in our room knows."
Su Nianxi Baozi: "Let's eat—"
"Eh--"
"Wait, Shen Xiaoqi, how old is your baby now?"
Deputy Regiment Commander Gu Yiyan, who had just realized something halfway through his meal, exclaimed loudly.
"What's wrong, Brother Gu?"
“My wife’s baby is about half a month bigger than yours.”
"Didn't my sister-in-law say that our family's three months are seven days, and your family's two months are twenty-four days?"
Battalion Commander Shen Xiaoqi, who had an excellent memory, put a mouthful of food in his mouth and then replied loudly.
"Depend on--"
"Why?"
"Why is your child bigger than mine?"
Deputy Regiment Commander Gu Yiyan suddenly exploded for no apparent reason.
Battalion Commander Shen Xiaoqi: "Ah—"
Su Nianxi Baozi: "..." This is a comparison?
Quan Yilin: "???"
Xie Li: "!!!" Deputy Regiment Commander Gu is sick.
"Uncle Shen is fast—"
The innocent and naive Erbao Yuanyuan, with her little baby voice, responded with unusually loud voice.
"right--"
"Thanks to Uncle Shen's strength."
Children truly speak without restraint; Sanbao's sweet, childlike voice rang out crisply.
Deputy Regiment Commander Gu Yiyan was speechless.
Someone brought shame upon themselves.
"Cough, cough, cough..."
Well, what the two little kids, Yuanyuan and Manman, said made Commander Lu Chenting, the "Living Yama," blush red.
"hehe--"
"Those two lads."
Commander Lu Chenting, the living devil who choked on his own tears, secretly rejoiced.
"Cough cough cough..." How was I fast?
"Cough cough..." Yes, I'm strong, I'm just that strong—
Battalion Commander Shen Xiaoqi also choked, and even while choking, he couldn't help but mutter to himself.
Su Nianxi, you two, shut up! Eat your food...
Well, we can't keep going on about this topic.
Little Four Treasures Dangdang: "Hehehe..."
Dabao Tuantuan: “!!!”
Xie Li and Quan Yilin, both military wives, didn't dare to lift their heads, burying themselves in drinking the sour soup filled with their little ones.