mtl008 Chapter 656 Qi Zi, you've made me faint!
Chapter 656 Qi Zi, you've made me faint!
Quan Yilong, a young man, said, "Sister Xiaoxi said she would help him in, but she just carried him and ran away."
Su Nianxi, facepalming, and the four little ones were speechless.
"Hmm," Su Nianxi said, and then, damn it, Deputy Regiment Commander Gu Yiyan and Battalion Commander Shen Xiaoqi, thinking of the safety of the "people," grabbed their wives like bombs and rushed into the main room.
Quan Yilin: "I, how did I get inside—"
Xie Li: "Qi Zi, you've made me faint from your hug!"
Deputy Regiment Commander Gu Yiyan and Battalion Commander Shen Xiaoqi were moving so fast that they made their wives dizzy.
Su Nianxi was quick; after falling, she grabbed a bag of sour plums from her spatial storage and immediately put one in the mouth of Xie Li and Quan Yilin as soon as she entered the room.
……
The puzzled Battalion Commander Shen Xiaoqi watched as Su Nianxi, the little girl, entered the main room and immediately stuffed a piece of food into her wife's mouth before taking her pulse. He asked timidly, "Sister-in-law, why are you taking her pulse?"
Sanbao, with her chubby little hands, quickly covered Battalion Commander Shen Xiaoqi's mouth with her own, saying, "Quiet, don't make a sound—"
Quiet was impossible! Listen to what Deputy Commander Gu Yiyan had just exploded: "Damn it, bang bang—"
"Can you?"
"Squinting his little eyes, looking like a charlatan, and he's even touching your little chin!"
Little Fire Leopard Erbao Yuanyuan, "Shh—"
The easily startled Deputy Commander Gu Yiyan couldn't possibly stop him from shushing him, and directly retorted, "What are you shushing me for—"
"Didn't you see your Aunt Lin's face turned pale from vomiting..."
The little bastard Dangdang, now angry, said, "Uncle, if you bother me again, I'll make you mute! I'm having a competition with Xiaoxixi!"
Da Bao Tuan Tuan also felt that her uncle was being too noisy, and frowned slightly.
"I come--"
Tsk, the two little treasures, Yuanyuan, who were of one mind with her, glanced at her eldest brother and then, just like the third treasure, Manman, served her with a low stool. In a flash, she covered the big mouth of Vice Commander Gu Yiyan, Aibaba.
"..."
"Um, I'd better keep quiet."
The young Quan Yilong scratched his head and cheeks, his lips tightly pursed.
Commander Lu Chenting, the "Living Yama," was quite relaxed, continuing his unfinished work in the backyard—watering the vegetable seedlings.
When was your last menstrual period?
Suddenly, Su Nianxi asked Xie Li.
"I'm going to water the vegetables with Brother-in-law Lu..." I should have gone to the backyard with Brother-in-law Lu to water the seedlings earlier.
The young man, Quan Yilong, felt a sudden tightness in his forehead, his neck turning red. He left his words, picked up Da Bao Tuan Tuan, and ran away.
Da Bao Tuan Tuan's two short legs make things easier.
"..."
"This...this has been a long time since I've been here, it should be about three months!"
Even the usually carefree Shen Xiaoqi's wife, Xie Li, blushed with embarrassment. With a sour plum in her mouth, she stammered shyly.
"What about you?"
"Aunt Yilin—"
Little Sibao Dangdang, looking quite professional, imitated his own mother's tone and asked Gu Yiyan and Erha's wife Quan Yilin in a childish voice.
Quan Yilin: "..." Ugh! Dangdang, don't you feel ashamed?
"Ugh..." Kid, you're a grown man, asking me about my wife like this, aren't you ashamed?
Erbao Yuanyuan, as if she had foreseen the future, used all her strength to cover her Uncle Gu's big mouth beforehand. The little one rode on the back of Deputy Commander Gu Yiyan, covering his mouth with great effort.
Deputy Regiment Commander Gu Yiyan, who was supporting his wife, couldn't utter a sound; he was furious.
"Yilin, answer me!"
Su Nianxi, who disliked her brother-in-law Gu Yiyan, the deputy regimental commander, spoke up in a serious tone.
"should be……"
The obedient Quan Yilin, blushing so much that her voice was barely audible, replied carefully with a bittersweet tone.
In a short while—
"Thirteen weeks, three months and seven days—"
Su Nianxi Baozi was the first to speak.
Xie Li: "..."
Battalion Commander Shen Xiaoqi: "!!!"
Well, the novice battalion commander Shen Xiaoqi and his wife Xie Li were completely bewildered, having no idea what Su Nianxi meant by those words.
"Little Xixi, I'm all better now."
"Three months, Aunt Yilin, six days shy of three months..."
"Hee hee hee--"
"skirt!"
"Yes, little Sibao Dangdang," he said proudly in a childish voice.
Su Nianxi stared in astonishment, "You can even diagnose this?"
"That's right, Xiao Xixi, you can do it too, didn't I learn it all from you?"
"Tell me, a skirt or a buzz cut?"
Little Sibao Dangdang glared at his own mother and then spoke in his baby voice again.
"Mmm..." Damn, what were these two talking about? Exchanging secret codes?
Erbao Yuanyuan continued his "work"—covering someone's mouth as tightly as possible.
Su Nianxi gave Xiao Sibao a dirty look, "Your own number—"
"Get out of the way, let me give your Aunt Lin another number."
"Little Xixi, that's not fair of you, how dare you question my abilities—"
Little Sibao Dangdang, the baby is unhappy, pouting his little mouth, and taking his Aunt Li's pulse.
Russia.
"The timing is right, the skirt—"
This time, Xiao Sibao Dangdang was ahead of his mother Su Nianxi Baozi, and the little boy's smug smile turned into a crescent moon.
"Tsk——"
"This Dangdang has become so amazing lately. His pulse diagnosis of Yilin is surprisingly accurate."
Su Nianxi secretly glanced at Xiao Sibao Dangdang, feeling a surge of surprise.
"Xiao Xixi——"
"Are all my numbers correct?"
"The little skirt, isn't it..."
Hmph, if he's looking for his own mother, he'll definitely come.
"have no idea--"
"Go away, go find your dad and help water the seedlings."
Su Nianxi is a doctor who transmigrated from the 21st century. How could she possibly be involved with Xiao Sibao? Pulling at skirts and such is just a joke.
"Manman——"
"Let's go kill the fish."
After taking the pulses of his little Xixi and Dangdang, Erbao, round and agile like a little monkey, suddenly slid off his Uncle Gu's back and went to find Manman to kill fish.
"Walk--"
"I'll make some sour dishes for Aunt Yilin and Aunt Li."
Hearing what Quan Yilin and Xie Li were vomiting about, Sanbao Manman got off Battalion Commander Shen Xiaoqi's back, and together with Erbao Yuanyuan, they held hands and rushed to the front kitchen.
"Wait for me--"
Little Sibao Dangdang jumped down from the high stool and chased after it, wiggling his sexy little bottom.
Deputy Regiment Commander Gu Yiyan: "No, sister-in-law, what happened to Yilin?"
Battalion Commander Shen Xiaoqi: "Yeah, sister-in-law, what's wrong with my wife?"
Su Nianxi Baozi: "Nothing's wrong. If there's anything wrong, it's that both of your wives are pregnant."
"Xie Li's fetus is thirteen weeks old, which is three months and seven days; Yi Lin's fetus is six days short of three months, which is two months and twenty-four days."
"You two understand?"